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A gag comic about philosophy, sex, love, dinosaurs, and whatever else I feel like making jokes about.

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OMG THIS IS THE BEST COMIC I HAVE STUMBLED UPON IN THE ENTIRE OF SMACKJEEVES PAGE ONE AND ITS PERFECT.
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shirkersama
October 27th, 2012
I legitimately believe that it's morally acceptable to beat someone to death as long as each punch corresponds to a bug.
shirkersama
October 19th, 2012
I'm back with a bad pun.
tufulolo
February 25th, 2012
(0.0) i'm sooooo going to go try that!!!
Yes because with suicide you have the whole don't do it blah blah ill talk to you more etc etc. with sex well: doesn't matter had sex lol
Darian24
January 23rd, 2012
Is more awkward getting caught trying to commit suicide, than having sex?

Learn something new everyday
shirkersama
January 21st, 2012
I do not update this comic enough. It is because I am the worst.

@David: Every day is stalker day!
You are such a nerd....oh and hope you had a happy stalker day
shirkersama
January 2nd, 2012
I am the cleverest.
shirkersama
December 30th, 2011
@M.Yuu: I thought we didn't say anything because we are all assholes. And masturbation is pretty damn funny.

@The Jesus: Indeed.
@M.Yuu: Actually I was born in spring. My goddam followers only said it was December 25th to have a holiday coincide with pagan traditions, thereby easing conversion. You know those Christmas traditions that you cannot in any way connect to Christianity? That's where they came from.
M.Yuu
December 28th, 2011
pfft have I? maybe cuz theyre the funniest I dunno bro 8D

and when people honestly think a child born in a barn during winter with no health problems is perfectly plausible I giggle. >:I
its funnier that way! thats why no one corrects it!
stupid dead-beat parents of his...
shirkersama
December 26th, 2011
Also why do we buy gifts for other people on Christmas? It is not their birthdays.
On an entirely different note, has anyone seen the movie Super with Rainn Wilson and Ellen Page? It is weird and awesome and if you have not seen it you should (though be warned that it starts pretty slow).

@M.Yuu: All honesty ever gets me is slapped : /
Also, why do you only comment on comics about masturbation? I'm on to you pervert! : P
M.Yuu
December 24th, 2011
at least hes honest :V

and my unsexy hands are my bidniss!
shirkersama
December 23rd, 2011
I would be a sex addict if anyone would ever have sex with me.

@David: No. All of the ideas failed. All of them!

@Captain Obvious: It is doomed to remain a theory for all of eternity.
@shirkersama: Well, you have no way of supporting your claim, since the relevant ideas are necessarily forgotten.
Youve got to stop making comics after talking to me -_-....not every idea failed...ass
shirkersama
December 15th, 2011
I think we idealize ideals we don't get to use. We're all oh man, that idea from when I was pooping last week was so great! I wish I could remember what it was. But in reality the idea you had was cat mittens. It just seemed awesome at the time and you forgot it before you had time to realize it was dumb.
shirkersama
December 11th, 2011
Internet points to anyone who can tell me where either of those quotes come from without looking it up.

@M.Yuu: Obviously your hands are not as sexy as mine or red shirts.