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Fairy Tale Rejects

A vengeful warrior centaur. A drunken cowardly satyr. What do these creatures have in common? Absolutely nothing, but they're on a quest to save little Tomato's mom.


Recent Comments

Yay Elska! Love how you can just tell that Lucas knows the answer to his own question by his facial expression alone.
August 19th, 2015
@TheGreys: Hey, don't mess with sleeping kittens. Those guys are vicious when woken up before meal time.
August 19th, 2015
At least she LIKES him. Most people can barely TOLERATE you.
July 9th, 2015
But that top-shelf liquor was to die for! is the hub for books, merch, updates, and more.
Oh my goodness, new comic! <3
June 28th, 2015
Yeah, vicious. Like a sleepy kitten.
When I knew my father, he had been married and divorced five times and ran three businesses into the ground within 12 years. I took microeconomics and business 101. I know more about business than I actually get credit for... believe me when I tell you you, just need enough money to open a storefront, carry 400 dollars in your pocket that you never spend, three or four "donkey-skin" suits, and the halo effect does the rest of the job for you. Beyond that watch 'the producers' an you'll see how you can get more resources as a failure than as a success.

My father was a master salesman, but he was a horrible teacher and a master of narcissistic if not autocratic leadership granted most 'stupid'visors who just have authority or power given to them arbitrarily. I don't know if he's still alive, but since he was poorer than a church mouse and wanted nothing to do with me after he couldn't use/manipulate me anymore, while claiming he was going to be dead in 15 years, I could honestly care less.
June 25th, 2015
Hey, who's the one wearing the fur coat here? Ginger's a successful oil tycoon!
Looks like they've done pretty well for themselves...
June 19th, 2015
It's been a while...Sorry.

When we last left off, the slaves fought their way out of Kelvingyard, but Lukas got injured during the battle. Weeks later, it seems almost everyone has fled here to Breakbow Vale. They came here as ex-slaves and traitors with nothing but their names, so they're slumming it for now.
June 4th, 2015
@Guest: Author here, too lazy to log in. I don't do comics full-time, only in my spare time. Since this comic started 3 years ago, I've moved to 3 different cities, lived in 5 different houses, worked 4 different jobs, I was hospitalized, my apartment burned down, I was hospitalized again, and I've been struggling lately with worsening mental sickness. So...yeah, I wish I could update this comic more steadily but unfortunately my life says no.
June 3rd, 2015
Theres a long period of time between this comics...
Oh Wow, I never noticed the fact that Elska's arms look strong af, Huh, You learn something new everyday! xP P.S I fricking love the story so far XD its 11:00 PM and I'm still up reading it XD I know 11:00 PM isn't late but IT'S STILL NIGHT TIME HMMMMMMMK xD Please keep up the good work :P
''Nice work Elska. You've created a monster.'' OMG I ROLFED XD
GG (Guest)
June 3rd, 2015
I love the characters design and the storyline so far! :D
@Lithe-Fider: Omg I agree XD
I love this comic thingy so far, it's really interesting! Waiting for more! xP
It's not your fault you were raised by Addams'es. I think allowing children to watch copies of the adult only Sesame Street DVD's and Degrassi series would be Waaaaaay more traumatic... what with the lack of helmets, the appearance of imaginary friends, crossplay, and stranger danger. ngs/
March 8th, 2015
HUh, I missed the cleaver. Least Mr. Ocean would make a better parent than myself.