Thoughts off the top of your head

[Snuffan]

Snuffan- Attempting to burn down your kitchen? Remind me to never eat your cooking! O:

My cooking is fabulous, but my saucepans won't behave. They're out of control and burning all over the place as soon as I leave the room! Sigh... Those rascals.

Random thought: Why is fat such a bad thing?

Whats my body type? Well, maybe I could answer this question if the options weren't "Fit, average, skinny or beautiful?"

I am a curvilicious pear shaped momma with some thighs and booty. Let me identify as fat and fabulous if I want to. UGH. People acting like fat doesn't exist, or that it's such an iffy subject it can't even be touched. It's socially acceptable to tell someone they're skinny as hell, but not socially acceptable to even call yourself fat.

I'm sorry, world, but my fat deposits aren't positioned in a way that allows you to classify me as either "fat" nor "average", and if I get to choose my body type I want to be able to choose the one I feel more comfortable in. That wold be thick, fat, curvalicious, whatever. Don't force me to feel skinny.

Also, insinuating that being fit, average or skinny isn't beautiful. HA. HA. HA.

[Jillybean]

Oh dear. D: Are we talking like... burning food or actually a flaming, hot, crazy ass kitchen fire?

[Snuffan]

Oh dear. D: Are we talking like... burning food or actually a flaming, hot, crazy ass kitchen fire?

Burning a saucepan, cracking it, and nearly cracking the kitchen sink with the heat.

Also gave my face a good steam... Like, became-steam-the-second-it-touched-the-saucepan-because-it-was-about-300-degrees-celsius-or-something-steam. In my face.

I also touched this thing with my hand. Luckily I'm heat resistant like a Targaryen and quite used to tending to myself medically, haha. I ended up with a sore thumb, the rest of the hand was fine.

So yeah, it wasn't burning down the kitchen as much as just destroying it with hot-ass metal and steam. This just makes it sound more awesome and steampunkish.

[Jillybean]

Hell yes. Scary but awesome.

P.S. I had a grease fire one time on a barbecue. That was interesting as Hell. Well... not really. I screamed like a coward.

[mitchellbravo]

I just realized that I literally spend all day on here.

Welcome to my world, SJ all day err day.

yup


snuffan: Apparently "fat" is a four letter word, doncha know.
that pisses me off too and i'm a fucking twig. most of my friends are bigger than me, and they're all gorgeous. but because of this bullshit stigma most of them don't feel comfortable in their own bodies. i'm not talking girls who are like, unhealthy and out of shape either. just BIG GIRLS.

[TerminalMontage]

My friend was in 2 pornos, and in both he didn't do anything sexual, he just stood around naked in the back.

Life is good.

[Snuffan]

Animals have been around a lot lately. The past month I've seen two mooses, one squirrel, I've befriended two random cats and I just saw a fox.

Now I'm only three steps from becoming a proper disney princess! Progress is being made.

1. Grow long hair [x]
2. Learn to sing [x]
3. Get a nice dress [x]
4. Become royalty [ ]
5. Become graceful [ ] (Abandoned... It's just not happening)
6. Charm animals. Accquire army of animals. Use said army for adorableness. [/] (Progress!)

[robybang]

Animals have been around a lot lately. The past month I've seen two mooses, one squirrel, I've befriended two random cats and I just saw a fox.

Now I'm only three steps from becoming a proper disney princess! Progress is being made.

1. Grow long hair [x]
2. Learn to sing [x]
3. Get a nice dress [x]
4. Become royalty [ ]
5. Become graceful [ ] (Abandoned... It's just not happening)
6. Charm animals. Accquire army of animals. Use said army for adorableness. [/] (Progress!)

Based on what you have so far and what you've abandoned, you could always be a protagonist in a rom com. Then your lack of grace could be your one (and only one) flaw.

[Raging Ghost]

Animals have been around a lot lately. The past month I've seen two mooses, one squirrel, I've befriended two random cats and I just saw a fox.

Now I'm only three steps from becoming a proper disney princess! Progress is being made.

1. Grow long hair [x]
2. Learn to sing [x]
3. Get a nice dress [x]
4. Become royalty [ ]
5. Become graceful [ ] (Abandoned... It's just not happening)
6. Charm animals. Accquire army of animals. Use said army for adorableness. [/] (Progress!)

Based on what you have so far and what you've abandoned, you could always be a protagonist in a rom com. Then your lack of grace could be your one (and only one) flaw.

After all, who needs grace when you got pragmatism? Hurray for nut shots!

[Jillybean]

Just chased a rodent all over my lawn trying to get a picture of it. At first I thought it was a beaver but it had a furry tail. Then once I got inside I realized it was a Woodchuck! I never did get a good picture of it, though (I blame that on trying to take a picture while I was running). Yet I'm sure it will be back and next time I'll be ready with the camera. >:3

[Snuffan]

Based on what you have so far and what you've abandoned, you could always be a protagonist in a rom com. Then your lack of grace could be your one (and only one) flaw.

This has been done.
Besides, I have many flaws. I have moodswings like a biatch and they're not very princess-like. I am also rather skilled at burping contests, but people find this to be a flaw. I don't understand why people can't just accept my majestic dragon roars...

[erase]

I am also rather skilled at burping contests, but people find this to be a flaw. I don't understand why people can't just accept my majestic dragon roars...

This is not a flaw. Not at all.

[Seven Rain]

My wrist feels itchy in this one spot. Dammit, I better not have gotten a bug bite while I was checkin' out the Fireworks out back earlier. I rarely get bug bites anymore, so they're that much more annoying when they do happen.

[SpiralPen]

My wrist feels itchy in this one spot. Dammit, I better not have gotten a bug bite while I was checkin' out the Fireworks out back earlier. I rarely get bug bites anymore, so they're that much more annoying when they do happen.

I got two mosquito bites on my left hand yesterday watching a fireworks show and my hand has swelled up twice the size it once was, rendering my thumb nigh-immovable.
This happened not two weeks ago to my right hand.

[Queerious Toast]

So, the queen of Spain is visiting the university I go to tomorrow.

I have half a mind to dress up like Ezio...