
Sunnykitty wrote:long strands of spit... it's ok when it's in the mouth but the act of it dripping is freaky! especially a big 'ol loogie! augh! D:



The_Hankerchief wrote:Skunk Cabbage. I hate that shit with the burning fire of 1,000 suns contained within the fifth circle of Hell. You can burn it, cut it, spray it, plow the ground where it grows, and yet, not only will the shit not die, but when it grows back, it brings friends. It's like the Borg of massive, poisonous, stinky weed-like plants. It must assimilate everything in the history of ever.
When I was in the fifth grade, my Dad sent me to dump a pot of spoiled beans out in his field, where this shit grows in abundance. Furthermore, Dad had a tendency to not mow the field, making this shit really hard to see and avoid, until you stumbled upon it in the tall grass. I went out to the far side, dumped the pot, and started walking back, only to discover I'd walked right into a massive patch of it. I screamed so loud, the neighbors (who live 1/4 mile away) called 911 because they thought I got attacked by something. It was bad.
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