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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Mr Aids » July 28th, 2009, 4:06 am

Our 18ths are coming up soon, and this convo sort of happened.

Mr Aids: I wish we could change our forums avatars
so we could reintroduce moustache horses, but with photoshopped party hats

Pyroman: oh my god
We can try changing them siteside, but they will be much smaller

Mr Aids: WHY ADMIN
I have to become an admin in the next week

Pyroman: hahaha

Mr Aids: start campaining!
I'll think of a catchy slogan
hmm

Pyroman: "SEX"
Well, now that I've got your attention...

Mr Aids: "No forum is complete without Aids"
"There is a little Aids in all of us"
"Vote now, or Aids will hunt you down"
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Pyroman » August 19th, 2009, 2:45 am

Alex: argh
I just spent like 30mins beating my friends highscore on Hexic, and then my fucking 360 crashed and I lost all data
fuuuuuuuuck you hexic


Aids: why are you playing hexic in the first place?


Alex: nothing better to do


Aids: BATTLEFIELD


Alex: yeah I started the 360 while downloading something, so I couldn't play BF due to lag.
I can NOW, but then I couldn't


Aids: ah
you download an awful lot of porn


Alex: look, I have needs
lots of needs


Aids: do you sacrifice farm animals as one of your needs?


Alex: uhm no
but one of my needs involves animals
ok fuck I just creeped myself out


Aids: D=
D=
D=
D=
D=


Alex: this never happened


Aids: *withdraws into self *
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby MillieQOF » August 19th, 2009, 4:42 am

http://www.bloodninja.se/sv/

Classic funny IMs: bloodninja. Cybersex gone terribly hilariously wrong. Maybe NSFW.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby trenton_dawn » August 19th, 2009, 2:59 pm

I don't think that these Google wave features are that bad, but they really don't seem to be that useful, either. I mean, really...does anyone actually care about seeing that kind of stuff?
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Afrohawkman » August 19th, 2009, 10:29 pm

Mr Aids wrote:Our 18ths are coming up soon, and this convo sort of happened.

Mr Aids: I wish we could change our forums avatars
so we could reintroduce moustache horses, but with photoshopped party hats

Pyroman: oh my god
We can try changing them siteside, but they will be much smaller

Mr Aids: WHY ADMIN
I have to become an admin in the next week

Pyroman: hahaha

Mr Aids: start campaining!
I'll think of a catchy slogan
hmm

Pyroman: "SEX"
Well, now that I've got your attention...

Mr Aids: "No forum is complete without Aids"
"There is a little Aids in all of us"
"Vote now, or Aids will hunt you down"


I'd vote for you.

trenton_dawn wrote:I don't think that these Google wave features are that bad, but they really don't seem to be that useful, either. I mean, really...does anyone actually care about seeing that kind of stuff?


Yeah I really don't care either. I think MSN has a similar feature, but I choose not to use it 'cause it's just kinda dumb. I mean, that kind of thing sorta forces you to get it right the first time/not type anything you don't want to say. I like typing things I'm not saying, or just typing one letter and making it seem like I'm typing when after a minute I'm only saying "Hi." That'd ruin the whole thing.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Mr Aids » September 6th, 2009, 5:20 am

Sorry for it's length. And we seem to talk in caps a lot.

Aids says:
WE MUST DUEL FOR NO REASON
Alex says:
TO THE DEATH
Alex says:
HAVE YOU PUT UP YOUR AVI YET?
Aids says:
GO GO TIME TRAVELLING COWS
Aids says:
I'M GOING
Alex says:
YOU BETTER BE
Alex says:
GRAAAH
Aids says:
WAIT I FORGOT THE REASON FOR THIS DUEL
Aids says:
DESPITE THE FACT I STARTED IT
Alex says:
THERE WAS NO REASON OTHER THAN YOU UPLOADING YOUR AVI
Alex says:
NAO BIZNATCH
Aids says:
OH YEAH
Aids says:
I'LL SHOW YOU AN AVI
Aids says:
IN A SEC
Alex says:
YOU HAD BETTER
Aids says:
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
Alex says:
OH YEAH?
Aids says:
YEAH
Alex says:
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT
Aids says:
WE SHALL
Alex says:
ALRIGHT THEN
Aids says:
THERE
Aids says:
IN YOUR FACE
Alex says:
YEY
Alex says:
http://www.smackjeeves.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=61&p=14675#p14675
Alex says:
THIS MAKES ME LAUGH
Aids says:
ME ALSO
Aids says:
BUT LAUGHING TIME IS OVER
Alex says:
I AM STILL LAUGHING
Aids says:
TIME TRAVELLING INSANE DUEL OF DEATH HAS BEGUN
Alex says:
INDEED
Alex says:
BUT I ALREADY KILLED YOU
Alex says:
BECAUSE I CAN TIME TRAVEL
Aids says:
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE JURASSIC PERIOD
Aids says:
WHERE I HOPE THERE IS A PARK THERE
Alex says:
SOME MIGHT CALL IT A PARK IN THE JURASSIC ERO
Alex says:
WAIT
Alex says:
DAMNIT
Aids says:
WAIT, WON'T WE BE DELICIOUS SNACKS FOR THE DINOSAURS
Alex says:
LIKE THAT GOAT
Alex says:
AND THE GUY WHO WAS ON THE TOILET
Aids says:
THE HORROR
Alex says:
I DON'T WANT TO DIE ON THE TOILET
Alex says:
OR AS A GOAT
Aids says:
OR A GOAT ON THE TOILET
Aids says:
OR A TOILET ON A GOAT
Alex says:
LAUGHING TIME IS NOW
Alex says:
HO
Alex says:
HO
Alex says:
HO
Alex says:
HO
Alex says:
LAUGHING TIME OVER
Alex says:
I MUST GO NOW
Aids says:
YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS DUEL UNFINISHED
Alex says:
CAN AND WILL
Aids says:
COME BACK SO I CAN SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE
Alex says:
WOOPSSSS
Aids says:
BAI ALEX
Alex says:
BAIBAI
Aids says:
I'LL SEE YOU IN FUTURISTIC HELL
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby avian-reader » September 6th, 2009, 5:49 am

Who's Alex? Cos about the only Alex I think I've heard of on this forum is CT...

As for funny IM... funny stuff comes up from time to time, but I've never gone into the long, drawn out epicness that seems to be Pyroman and Aids.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Mr Aids » September 6th, 2009, 5:51 am

Alex is Pyroman.

Epic plot twist.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Pyroman » September 6th, 2009, 6:54 am

Oh no, real names.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Warlin » September 7th, 2009, 11:48 pm

Ragnar says: sgdsdds
Mr. Leopard Destruct(Me) says: Hi there :]
Ragnar says: what's up
Mr. Leopard Destruct says: o u kno watchin anime adn listnin' to coldplay XD
Mr. Leopard Destruct says: Ragnar, sensing sudden danger goes for the lamp, placing a hand firmly on the neck.
Mr. Leopard Destruct says: He begins to back away, slowly at first.

It's funny because I would never do either of those two things ever.
ever.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby sylviagrace » September 8th, 2009, 12:02 am

I'd like this feature. Sometimes I don't know when to enter my IMs in google, because I have this really long blurb of something to say, and I want to get it all out in one thought, but I don't want to leave the other person waiting and waiting while I type it. And then someone writes something that changes the subject before I get my blurb out and it makes the whole thing invalid and off-topic and a waste of time. With this feature I would know exactly when to respond to someone. It would be just like talking on the phone, but with typing instead of talking. Maybe I'm in favor of this because I usually get things right on the first try.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Pyroman » September 8th, 2009, 5:01 am

Aids: which implies you have a picture of me on your make-up cabinet
me: Just as you do me
Aids: no you're just my wallpaper
gosh, get your facts right


Aids: anyway if we held a vote on SJ asking everyone "Who is way more awesome than Pyro out of Pyro and Mr Aids" I guarantee I would get more votes
me: Hahahaha
that is well worded, congratulations.
Aids: so I win the pointless popularity contest
ha
me: Only by default, because I would get more votes anyway, but cannot technically win
I would instead be the moral victor
Aids: you can't win if you're assassinated too
which was kinda Plan B
me: No one on the INTERNET where people cannot see me would be any the wiser


Aids:my friend has a laser from a rifle scope, I want that so bad
imagine the terror I could cause
BUT NOT ON THE INTERNET
me:IRL?
NOWAI
Aids: EYENOLUL
me: LULULUL
Aids: WE ARE SOPHISTICATED AND WITTY
uh I mean
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Pyroman » October 2nd, 2009, 6:44 am

mraids: Oh yeah, did I tell you I finally saw Watchmen the other day?

Alex: Cool.
I've yet to see it
Not all that interested
Was it any good?

mraids: It's quite a unique movie
But I was expecting a lot more after all the hype

Alex: Did you get your fill of blue dong?

mraids: Yes.
But it's definitely something you should see.

Alex: Yeah I dunno,
doesn't seem like my kind of movie.
Too much penis, for one

mraids: Who said there's penis?

Alex: Everybody

mraids: I didn't notice

Alex: Haha, just the norm for you I guess
all that gay porn has desensitised you

mraids: Hey, I don't see blue penis all the time
I would have noticed such a thing

Alex: Just most of the time then

mraids: Yes,
Hmph.

Alex: Lul
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Queerious Toast » October 2nd, 2009, 7:01 am

Mr Aids wrote:Alex is Pyroman.

Epic plot twist.


...
I assumed that Alex was your girlfriend. No offense, Pyro.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby granmastern » October 2nd, 2009, 7:02 am

Pyroman wrote:
mraids: Oh yeah, did I tell you I finally saw Watchmen the other day?

Alex: Cool.
I've yet to see it
Not all that interested
Was it any good?

mraids: It's quite a unique movie
But I was expecting a lot more after all the hype

Alex: Did you get your fill of blue dong?

mraids: Yes.
But it's definitely something you should see.

Alex: Yeah I dunno,
doesn't seem like my kind of movie.
Too much penis, for one

mraids: Who said there's penis?

Alex: Everybody

mraids: I didn't notice

Alex: Haha, just the norm for you I guess
all that gay porn has desensitised you

mraids: Hey, I don't see blue penis all the time
I would have noticed such a thing

Alex: Just most of the time then

mraids: Yes,
Hmph.

Alex: Lul


Oh lol, I agree as well Aids, I only noticed Mr miniManhattan like once in the whole film, smoothly animated and rendered, disturbingly.


Edit:

Queerious Toast wrote:
Mr Aids wrote:Alex is Pyroman.

Epic plot twist.


...
I assumed that Alex was your girlfriend. No offense, Pyro.


Hahaha, Its funny how many times Pyro got confused for a girl.
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