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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby YakkitySax » December 30th, 2011, 7:15 pm

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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Seven Rain » January 2nd, 2012, 8:51 am

Hey, I forgot about this thread.

Uhh... Hmm...
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Can you guys tell I'm bored? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I WAKE UP AT 5PM.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby akuruii » January 9th, 2012, 1:15 am

i showed my friend one of the pages i was drawing and he was like "hey, draw me like one of your pretty japanese boys~" XD"
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby RyoSoulreaper » January 19th, 2012, 5:00 pm

So we talk about going to the movies.......
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby RyoSoulreaper » April 11th, 2012, 8:15 pm

Ok Bumping and double posting because this is just too funny

Spoiler! :
I accepted this. I made a trick to write around it.
"A Young man stands in a lone pool; covered in blood he draws his blade."
[8:55:19 PM] starsAncient: Ok that sounds badass. I just winged that entire sentence.
[8:57:04 PM] Dustin Hickman: Haha.
[8:58:47 PM] Dustin Hickman: "The presence of the massive creatures around him was disquieting. Being members of the Russian Bear Syndicate, The had the right to bear arms. They were not afraid to exercise their rights." - The only continuation that does that justice.
[8:58:48 PM] Dustin Hickman: Haha.
[8:59:25 PM] starsAncient: That is fuckin genius.
[8:59:38 PM] starsAncient: Russian Bear Syndicate.
[8:59:48 PM] starsAncient: RBS. God damn.
[9:00:16 PM] Dustin Hickman: They ask the questions.
[9:00:24 PM] Dustin Hickman: They take the honey.
[9:00:29 PM] Dustin Hickman: Pooh can go fuck himself.
[9:00:51 PM] starsAncient: Don't gorget the picnic baskets.
[9:01:22 PM] starsAncient: They deal in picnic baskets and try to keep the Forest Rangers in check.
[9:02:31 PM] Dustin Hickman: They are also adept at unicycling. This is fact.
[9:03:34 PM] starsAncient: You can spot them by their silly hats.
[9:04:37 PM] Dustin Hickman: Or the trail of bodies.
[9:05:06 PM] starsAncient: Did we just create a crime syndicate about bears?
[9:09:55 PM] Dustin Hickman: A message to Tabz just now, before reading this;

"Ryan and I just created the Russian Bear Syndicate."

Sources say yes.
[9:10:22 PM] starsAncient: This is gonna be a thing now.
[9:11:37 PM] Dustin Hickman: I just envisioned an image of an angry bear staring down, with the word "Obey," written in Russian.

...My imagination doesn't work in Russian, though. I imagined that it did.
[9:12:22 PM] starsAncient: The bear has to be on a unicylce.
[9:12:33 PM] starsAncient: That or be fucking Yogi Bear.
[9:13:48 PM] Dustin Hickman: There are two ways to read that last statement.
Both would illustrate that the RBS is awesome.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby momoismyname » April 12th, 2012, 9:51 pm

akuruii wrote:i showed my friend one of the pages i was drawing and he was like "hey, draw me like one of your pretty japanese boys~" XD"


bishie addict!! huhu :mrgreen:

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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Ddraigeneth » April 29th, 2012, 12:29 am

Barbie is not a pony, guys.
Spoiler! :
Amanda: The last time I was at a McDonalds, I ordered a kids meal so I could get a pony.
I didn't get a pony. :(

charles.sugoi: whaaaaaaaaat
I didn't get any
cause i wanted the UK ones
but colin won't get them for me

Amanda: That meanyhead.
I got a Barbie instead. :(

charles.sugoi: haha.

Amanda: Fucking Barbie. Barbie is not a pony.

charles.sugoi: or is she?

Amanda: She is not.

Amanda: http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd25 ... barbie.jpg
There
See?
Not a pony

charles.sugoi: hm
she has wings
I'm not fully convinced

Amanda: She had fairy wings, but she is clearly not a unicorn.

charles.sugoi: hmmm
she has a golden mane

Amanda: And her eyes aren't big enough
And I'll bet the only reason she has that big poofy skirt on is to hide that fact that she is lacking a cutie mark.
And someone of her age being a blank flank is simply absurd.

charles.sugoi: hm

Amanda: Also: No tail.

charles.sugoi: she's a dragon.

Amanda: No way, she'd totally melt in lava.

charles.sugoi: hmmm
where is your evidence?

Amanda: Look at those wings!
Those are not magma-resistant wings.

charles.sugoi: hmmm

Amanda: And she doesn't look very scaly.

charles.sugoi: she's a bear.

Amanda: Wings.

charles.sugoi: buffalo.

Amanda: Then where are her horns?

charles.sugoi: she is babby

Amanda: Babby buffalo?

charles.sugoi: si

Amanda: Her appendages don't appear to be very hoof-like.
And that's an awfully frilly skirt for a buffalo.

charles.sugoi: hmm
then what is she?

Amanda: Hell if I know.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby robybang » May 31st, 2012, 1:53 pm

Slightly NSFW

Spoiler! :
Trevor: so you're a mad web engineer
Steve: indeeds
Steve: it's a paycheck
Børk! Børk! Børk!: i want one
Steve: spending it on a desktop
Steve: no dice
jamiroquaiAlien: I will piss on you if you don't give me it
jamiroquaiAlien: alternatively I will piss on you if you do, if that's what you're into
Steve: i already pay you t-okay yeah we have an accord
jamiroquaiAlien: ;)
Trevor: whoa now
Steve: what
Steve: craig does wet work
Trevor: i wanna get in on this pissing action too
Steve: i don't see you as a professional
jamiroquaiAlien: yeah I take pride in my work
Steve: craig's been doing this fr yrs
jamiroquaiAlien: I piss with clinical precision
Trevor: i have never stopped pissing since birth
robybang: Really, because I always saw Craig as taking the piss out of people, not putting it in them.
Steve: in?! ew!
Steve: he pisses /on/ me, you sick fuck
jamiroquaiAlien: I'm not gonna lie though, that one time?
jamiroquaiAlien: I just couldn't be fucked going to the toilet
Steve: okay there have been misses
Børk! Børk! Børk!: fap fap fap
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby RyoSoulreaper » June 22nd, 2012, 6:08 pm

Spoiler! :
Filoviridae: Is your family suing the guy? Or just his insurance company?
Ryan: I don't know. I think they are just gonna let the insurance companies duke it out.
Filoviridae:Like boxing.
Ryan: But with briefcases.
Filoviridae: Oh lord. Ripping off their button down shirts. Like super saiyans.
Ryan:That mental image is hilarious.


This was worth the bump.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby erase » June 22nd, 2012, 6:23 pm

There is a racial slur in this spoiler. An accidental racial slur.

Spoiler! :
Ezzy: that feel
Ezzy: when you eat all the meat and there's a huge chink of rice left
Ezzy: ...*chunk
Ezzy: that was unfortunate


My fingers are stupid and apparently racist.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Mr Aids » June 22nd, 2012, 10:56 pm

RyoSoulreaper wrote:
Spoiler! :
Filoviridae: Is your family suing the guy? Or just his insurance company?
Ryan: I don't know. I think they are just gonna let the insurance companies duke it out.
Filoviridae:Like boxing.
Ryan: But with briefcases.
Filoviridae: Oh lord. Ripping off their button down shirts. Like super saiyans.
Ryan:That mental image is hilarious.


This was worth the bump.


I saw something like this once, but with lawyers in a courtroom. It was glorious.

erase wrote:There is a racial slur in this spoiler. An accidental racial slur.

Spoiler! :
Ezzy: that feel
Ezzy: when you eat all the meat and there's a huge chink of rice left
Ezzy: ...*chunk
Ezzy: that was unfortunate


My fingers are stupid and apparently racist.


Shame on your fingers!
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby RyoSoulreaper » June 22nd, 2012, 11:05 pm

I went back through messages and found this from the same person:

WARNING:Religious slander ahoy!
Spoiler! :
Ryan: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5yj4 ... r1_400.jpg
I got a chuckle.

Filoviridae: I think you should write Bible fanfiction, ship Jesus and Judas, and call is 50 Shades of Pray

Ryan: It'd sell like hotcakes.

Filoviridae: Steamin' sloppy hotcakes
All covered in syrup and chesthair.

Ryan: Doing it on the table they have the Last Supper on.

Filoviridae: CHANGE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT RELIGION
BECAUSE THE LAST SUPPER
WAS DICK

Also:
Spoiler! :
Ryan: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5kzg ... o1_500.jpg
I'm releasing the Kraken at my Wedding.

Filoviridae: Fuck that
WASPS

Ryan: "Congradula- OH SHIT WASPS!"

Filoviridae: A cloud of pure fury.


These chats are fucking glorious.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Mr Aids » June 22nd, 2012, 11:51 pm

RyoSoulreaper wrote:I went back through messages and found this from the same person:

WARNING:Religious slander ahoy!
Spoiler! :
Ryan: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5yj4 ... r1_400.jpg
I got a chuckle.

Filoviridae: I think you should write Bible fanfiction, ship Jesus and Judas, and call is 50 Shades of Pray

Ryan: It'd sell like hotcakes.

Filoviridae: Steamin' sloppy hotcakes
All covered in syrup and chesthair.

Ryan: Doing it on the table they have the Last Supper on.

Filoviridae: CHANGE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT RELIGION
BECAUSE THE LAST SUPPER
WAS DICK


I WOULD BUY THIS.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby robybang » June 23rd, 2012, 12:07 am

RyoSoulreaper wrote:I went back through messages and found this from the same person:

WARNING:Religious slander ahoy!
Spoiler! :
Ryan: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5yj4 ... r1_400.jpg
I got a chuckle.

Filoviridae: I think you should write Bible fanfiction, ship Jesus and Judas, and call is 50 Shades of Pray

Ryan: It'd sell like hotcakes.

Filoviridae: Steamin' sloppy hotcakes
All covered in syrup and chesthair.

Ryan: Doing it on the table they have the Last Supper on.

Filoviridae: CHANGE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT RELIGION
BECAUSE THE LAST SUPPER
WAS DICK



And then Jesus said "Take this and eat it, for this is my body."
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Ddraigeneth » June 23rd, 2012, 2:48 am

Email my husband got.

Subject: A Boy Named Fat Kid
Spoiler! :
Once there was a boy named Cameron. No one at Tom Cruise Elementary School liked him. They hated him and cried on him and called him knife. Once they even put sorrowful does in his underpants. He told the teachers but they just made fun of his eyes. There was a girl named Sarah that thought she that thought he was cute but she died tears. Cameron was very sad that day. The one day he got gray and everybody liked him. But then he found out they were kidding and really making a depression out of him. He comitted suicid some more. He is still a burger today.
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