Embarassing/Funny IM

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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Mr Aids » November 3rd, 2010, 5:13 am

Snuffan/Aids convo weeeee

Aids says:
also brb, I need to iron my clothes for tomorrow
Pand says:
hehe
that's manly.
Aids says:
yes
if I'm going to fail my exam I shall fail in style
Aids says:
back
Pand says:
wee
Aids says:
also I have to iron my own clothes, I don't have a woman to do it for me
I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE
Pand says:
pf
get a woman, then
Aids says:
make me
Pand says:
it's not to me to give you a woman
MAN UP WILL YOU.
You can't ask a woman to get you a woman
my only job is to bounce between the fist and the kitchen
Aids says:
hahaha
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Mr Aids » November 16th, 2010, 6:16 am

On the subject for the Secret Santa template:

Aids says:
YAY I DID ALL THAT IMAGE MAP STUFF WITHOUT HELP, I'M GROWING UP
Pyro says:
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU
Aids says:
do I get a sticker or something
Pyro says:
GOLD STARS FOR EVERYONE
Aids says:
EVERYONE
BUT I DID ALL THE WORK
THIS IS BULLSHIT
Pyro says:
NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL


This time very little of the template is by Pyro. I'm still not crediting him though.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby SuperBiasedMan » November 24th, 2010, 10:12 am

H0lyhandgrenade
15:05
ill stop patting my back now
15:06
its leaving a dent
MSN
Gary Chadwick
15:06
Pat mine a bit. It's cold
MSN
H0lyhandgrenade
15:06
*rub rub*
MSN
Gary Chadwick
15:06
ooh baby
MSN
H0lyhandgrenade
15:06
you like that
MSN
Gary Chadwick
15:06
Oh yeah. Haven't been rubbed there in a long time
MSN
H0lyhandgrenade
15:07
yeah ive never rubbed a guy like this before either
MSN
Gary Chadwick
15:07
Really? You should, it feels so good
15:07
Much better than just doing it yourself, especially as it saves you from those nasty dents
MSN
H0lyhandgrenade
15:08
i heard it was more satisfying doing it with someone else...
15:08
STOP NOW. STOP. we're not doing this again
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Mr Aids » December 21st, 2010, 4:39 am

TCF says:
NO I WON'T
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM
Aids says:
how do you pee
TCF says:
through this thing you don't have called a penis
Aids says:
HOW DO GIRLS PEE
TCF says:
through their butts.
duh.
Aids says:
oh god I'm laughing so hard right now
TCF says:
...that's why they sit down on the toilet
Aids says:
your logic is flawless
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Mr Aids » December 22nd, 2010, 7:55 pm

Aids says:
also I'm thinking of starting a comic called Pokemons, with a guy called NotAtticus and his pokemon ThingDragon
H0ly says:
oh aye? sounds cool
Aids says:
I know right, it just came to me
H0ly says:
*polishes rifle*
Aids says:
that's a nice rifle
H0ly says:
isnt it just
tell me more about this comic
Aids says:
well the guy NotAtticus is a smoking 15 year old who doesn't care much for the whole Pokemon experience, and doesn't care for old TD
while TD tries to gain NotAtticus' affection
H0ly says:
oh aye
Aids says:
I can't believe how original this idea is
H0ly says:
its pretty revolutionary
here can you do me a favour
i think theres something stuck down the barrel of my gun, can you check it out?
Aids says:
well I was intending on slightly changing pages of Mokepon and claiming it as my own but ok
H0ly says:
maybe a bit of grit or something
maybe the finger of my last victim flew off and jammed right in there
Aids says:
well I can't really see, maybe if I get closer
H0ly says:
yeah just here
while i just scrub clean the trigger
Aids says:
oh yeah, don't wait on me, I've just got my eye stuck over the barrel trying to find the source of the problem
must be pretty tiny, can't see a thing
H0ly says:
really? ... no bullets rushing towards you?
Aids says:
well actu- *bang*
H0ly says:
D:
D: ... now ill never see that comic!
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby lonk » December 23rd, 2010, 7:18 am

Mr Aids wrote:
Aids says:
also I'm thinking of starting a comic called Pokemons, with a guy called NotAtticus and his pokemon ThingDragon
H0ly says:
oh aye? sounds cool
Aids says:
I know right, it just came to me
H0ly says:
*polishes rifle*
Aids says:
that's a nice rifle
H0ly says:
isnt it just
tell me more about this comic
Aids says:
well the guy NotAtticus is a smoking 15 year old who doesn't care much for the whole Pokemon experience, and doesn't care for old TD
while TD tries to gain NotAtticus' affection
H0ly says:
oh aye
Aids says:
I can't believe how original this idea is
H0ly says:
its pretty revolutionary
here can you do me a favour
i think theres something stuck down the barrel of my gun, can you check it out?
Aids says:
well I was intending on slightly changing pages of Mokepon and claiming it as my own but ok
H0ly says:
maybe a bit of grit or something
maybe the finger of my last victim flew off and jammed right in there
Aids says:
well I can't really see, maybe if I get closer
H0ly says:
yeah just here
while i just scrub clean the trigger
Aids says:
oh yeah, don't wait on me, I've just got my eye stuck over the barrel trying to find the source of the problem
must be pretty tiny, can't see a thing
H0ly says:
really? ... no bullets rushing towards you?
Aids says:
well actu- *bang*
H0ly says:
D:
D: ... now ill never see that comic!



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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby SuperBiasedMan » December 23rd, 2010, 10:35 am

Mr Aids wrote:
Aids says:
also I'm thinking of starting a comic called Pokemons, with a guy called NotAtticus and his pokemon ThingDragon
H0ly says:
oh aye? sounds cool
Aids says:
I know right, it just came to me
H0ly says:
*polishes rifle*
Aids says:
that's a nice rifle
H0ly says:
isnt it just
tell me more about this comic
Aids says:
well the guy NotAtticus is a smoking 15 year old who doesn't care much for the whole Pokemon experience, and doesn't care for old TD
while TD tries to gain NotAtticus' affection
H0ly says:
oh aye
Aids says:
I can't believe how original this idea is
H0ly says:
its pretty revolutionary
here can you do me a favour
i think theres something stuck down the barrel of my gun, can you check it out?
Aids says:
well I was intending on slightly changing pages of Mokepon and claiming it as my own but ok
H0ly says:
maybe a bit of grit or something
maybe the finger of my last victim flew off and jammed right in there
Aids says:
well I can't really see, maybe if I get closer
H0ly says:
yeah just here
while i just scrub clean the trigger
Aids says:
oh yeah, don't wait on me, I've just got my eye stuck over the barrel trying to find the source of the problem
must be pretty tiny, can't see a thing
H0ly says:
really? ... no bullets rushing towards you?
Aids says:
well actu- *bang*
H0ly says:
D:
D: ... now ill never see that comic!


...
*starts to rethink starting the comic I've mentioned to h0ly...*
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Mr Aids » December 26th, 2010, 7:24 am

Spoiler! :
Aids says:
also card towers are hard
Snuffan says:
yes
indeed
Aids says:
OH GOD IT FELL OVER
Snuffan says:
NO
NNNOOO
Aids says:
I FEEL LIKE A TERRORIST
Snuffan says:
XD

Snuffan says:
oh
.... wait
you can drive?
Aids says:
duh
Snuffan says:
.. SINCE WHEN
Aids says:
well, I've had my license since uh
wait
I don't have my wallet on me
shit
IT'S IN MY ROOM, TOO FAR AWAY
Snuffan says:
OK
but uh
...
NICE!
Aids says:
I CAUSE TERROR ON THE ROADS
Snuffan says:
yay
but uh
that means
when you come to sweden
we'll party hard.
Aids says:
what side of the road do you people drive on
Snuffan says:
have you TRIED driving in snow!?
on ice?
oh it doesn't matter
we're all over the place
ice and snow everywhere
we just gliiide our way through
Aids says:
I CAN SWERVE EVERYWHERE?!?
YYYAAAYYY
Snuffan says:
YYYAAYYYAYYAY
Aids says:
*drives into fire hyrdrant*
Snuffan says:
we don't have those
Aids says:
but then what will I crash into
Snuffan says:
lamp?
house?
old lady?
kids?
Aids says:
I pick old lady
she yelled at me in a store
Snuffan says:
for what
Aids says:
for being young
Snuffan says:
....... XD
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Mr Aids » January 20th, 2011, 5:51 am

Spoiler! :
Aids says:
oh my god you made it back alive
Pyro says:
Amazingly
Aids says:
hahaha
Pyro says:
I almost got mauled at St Albans, but I managed to distract the mob with a steak and make a speedy escape onto the top of the train
unfortunately, baron von franz was waiting for me there
his moustache quivered anxiously in the wind
We faced off for several minutes until the train began to move again, hand scratched at my feet
the mob had finished the steak
I launched down the carraige, franz in step right behind me, reloading an antique blunderbuss awkwardly
hands erupt from the windows, clawing at the sides of the carriage, but too late, I'm away onto the next one
I continue to leg it, horribly aware of the impending shotgun blast
I can only hope my distance will be enough
Fears erupt as a gunshot rings out
my limbs are intact
it missed
I tear myself from the roof I realise I have dropped to
a drop of blood slips from my crushed nose
Up ahead I see salvation, a low hanging archway on a distant station
I spin towards Franz, he is once again hastily fumbling with ammunition, stumbling towards me
I call his name, he drops his tinderbox
It's enough, he is distracted
I launch onto the archway, the train bursts beneath me
Franz looks up too late
I turn away while the train rushes into the distance, a newly painted speed stripe across the stainless steel roof
etc
Aids says:
you fell asleep on the train didn't you?
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby YakkitySax » January 21st, 2011, 8:58 am

[12:03:01 AM] Yakkity: Yeah. So now I plan on sitting in that same seat the rest of term so she can't plug in her laptop. : D
[12:03:30 AM] Yakkity: ..Is that mean?
[12:03:36 AM] Tezzle: If it smells like pee it means she marked her territory. *ba-dum! Tsh!*
[12:03:50 AM] Yakkity: LO-aw.. D:
[12:04:03 AM] Tezzle: Or it just means your classrooms are as unkept as mine! : D
[12:04:15 AM] Tezzle: At least the lecture halls in one particular building...
[12:04:18 AM] Yakkity: That's really gross. xD Yours smells like pee?
[12:04:26 AM] Yakkity: Do you have homeless people sleeping in them at night?
[12:04:28 AM] Tezzle: XD No. But it's like a damn movie theater in there
[12:04:37 AM] Yakkity: Ick xD
[12:04:56 AM] Tezzle: Gum, graffiti, the floor sticky from someone dropping whatever trendy beverage was popular that decade.
[12:05:06 AM] Yakkity: mmmm... Surge.
[12:05:19 AM] Tezzle: Peel away the layer of engery drink and find fossilized Snapple! : D


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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Wander Tones » January 21st, 2011, 9:05 am

YakkitySax wrote:
some mild contortionism


*Ears perk up*

Why do I even have dog ears?

*takes dog ear headband off*
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Amante » January 22nd, 2011, 4:15 pm

Wha? Someone who's not Mr. Aids posting in the funny IM thread! BLASPHEMY! *throws stones*


Which is secretly just me being jealous because I never have funny IM's
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Mr Aids » January 23rd, 2011, 4:41 am

Amante wrote:Wha? Someone who's not Mr. Aids posting in the funny IM thread! BLASPHEMY! *throws stones*


Which is secretly just me being jealous because I never have funny IM's


You should talk with me more often, we could create magic!

And also something we could put into this thread.

But Tezzle's convos do make me giggle.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Ddraigeneth » February 1st, 2011, 7:29 pm

Wander Tones wrote:
YakkitySax wrote:
some mild contortionism


*Ears perk up*

Why do I even have dog ears?

*takes dog ear headband off*

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And it's not an IM conversation, but I don't want to start a new thread just to share this...
I called a number that was supposed to be a store, but got some guy's personal voicemail, so I just hung up. He called me back later wanting to know why I'd called him. I apologised and tried to assure him that, no, he didn't know me. He called back later...

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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Reigan » February 25th, 2011, 11:05 pm

*Revives*

Just had an online argument with my brother, who is only about ten feet away from my room. My friend is the random one who started the whole thing with her status, and who is next to me right now.

Sorry for the weird set-up, and how it's so small. Imageshack/photobucket hate me. If you can't read it, suffice to say I completely wrecked my brother in an argument.
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