Embarassing/Funny IM

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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Guest » April 10th, 2010, 4:16 pm

I like texting for quickly giving out important news/information to someone else.

Spoiler! :
Snuffan wrote:I just saw a dog with dreadlocks.


I don't know if I should be depressed because there is such a thing out there or because I'll never see one.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby SuperBiasedMan » April 10th, 2010, 4:19 pm

granmastern wrote:I like texting for quickly giving out important news to someone else.

Spoiler! :
Snuffan wrote:I just saw a dog with dreadlocks.


I don't know if I should be depressed because there is such a thing out there or because I'll never see one.


I like texting for the whole concept of being able to spend hours talking to someone while getting stuff done too.

I DEMAND PICS OF THIS DOG!
Or I'll, uh... use mod powers!
ooooooh
Bow before SBM!
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Guest » April 10th, 2010, 4:35 pm

I. MUST. see. it too, I mean it's just been added to my bucket list.

Although if I only managed to see an afroduck from close distance

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I'd die happy.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Snuffan » April 10th, 2010, 4:36 pm

SuperBiasedMan wrote:I like texting for the whole concept of being able to spend hours talking to someone while getting stuff done too.

I DEMAND PICS OF THIS DOG!
Or I'll, uh... use mod powers!
ooooooh
Bow before SBM!

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Snuffan delivers.
and yeah it looked something like this... I was too busy laughing to memorize it correctly.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Seven Rain » April 10th, 2010, 4:38 pm

I'm guessing it looked like this...?
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There's a certain breed that naturally looks like that but I forget what it's called. XD
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Snuffan » April 10th, 2010, 4:42 pm

Seven Rain wrote:Image


NO! It was a lot more... dreaded!
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby TCF » April 15th, 2010, 1:46 am

Josh (6:42 p.m.):
I need an incestive or punishment for motivation
Samir (6:42 p.m.):
INCESTIVE
LOL


Aids says:
*so Lyra, I'm in your room and my pants are off
*get the hint
*what do you mean, go get a pokemon
*that won't help me in getting you pregnant and then doing the ditch


Aids says:
*LYRA, MY POKEMON IS NOT CUTE
*IT IS MANLY LIKE I
*NOW BEND OVER


I think aids likes Lyra n_n
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby MacSimon » April 27th, 2010, 6:39 pm

This just happened:

Mac:
Wild PandaMacho appeared!
Pandachu:
Go, Maxine!
Mac :
(Question, how do i add the icons when i make a comment on dA?)
Pandachu:
:iconwhatevergoeshere:
without the whatevergoeshere part, of course
Mac:
Maxine used Bide!
PandaMacho used HARDEN!
PandaMacho used BETTER!
Pandachu:
PFFFF
Mac :
PandaMacho used FASTER
Pandachu:
That sounds...
so wrong...
Mac:
Maxine's bide was unnefective!
Pandachu:
Hahaha
Mac:
PandaMacho used STRONGER
Pandachu:
Hahahahahah. xD
Mac:
Maxine used Acoustic Guitar Solo!
PandaMacho's Soundproof ears made it impossible to hear!
Pandachu:
Hahahahah. xD
Mac:
Actually, PandaMacho ears are so strong the muscles block the sound
Pandachu:
pfffahahahahaha
you're hilarious, Maxine. xD
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Snuffan » April 28th, 2010, 1:23 pm

HOW YOU DOIN JUICY MAMA?!


Juicy mama... *sniff* ... the most beutiful thing anyone has ever said to me ;u; I'm so happy I'm shitting unicorns!
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby tezzle » May 3rd, 2010, 12:17 am

This just happened. I have no idea why. Notice how the conversation deteriorates into...well, just read:
Spoiler! :
Jacob says:
*>:U quick! what date did WWII start?!
Tezzle says:
*1939
Jacob says:
*more specifically...
Tezzle says:
*September 1st
Jacob says:
*>:c you looked it up
Tezzle says:
*:U But I did it quickly
Jacob says:
*what was the Sitzkreig?!
Tezzle says:
*The Phoney War.
Jacob says:
*which was...
Tezzle says:
*A phase in early World War II—in the months following the German invasion of Poland in September 1939 and preceding the Battle of France in May 1940—that was marked by a lack of major military operations in Continental Europe.
Jacob says:
*it was a 9 month period where France and Britain sat around derping it up while Hitler took over Poland
Tezzle says:
*: D
Jacob says:
*>:U WHAT HAPPENED AT THE SECOND BATTLE OF THE MARNE
Tezzle says:
*It was the last major German Spring Offensive on the Western Front during World War I.
Jacob says:
*: D who was Edwin Chadwick
Tezzle says:
*An English social reformer, noted for his work to reform the Poor Laws and improve sanitary conditions and public health.
Jacob says:
*explain the Boulanger Crisis
Tezzle says:
*...it only gives me an article on Georges Ernest Jean-Marie Boulanger. I'd have to read more.
Jacob says:
*explain Hitler
Tezzle says:
*Charlie Chaplin popularized the mustache, but Hitler took it and ran it into the ground.
Jacob says:
*what is the Burschenshaften
Tezzle says:
*A German porn.
Jacob says:
*Krystallnachte?
Tezzle says:
*German porn involving that Star Fox furry.
Jacob says:
*Describe Hitler's ideology as explained in his book Mein Kampfy Chair
Tezzle says:
*">:U JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS!"
Jacob says:
*what is the Luftwaffe
Tezzle says:
*Air waffles.
Jacob says:
* what happened on D-Day
Tezzle says:
*Everyone had a stutter.
Jacob says:
*which Archduke of Austria wrote "Stupid Sexy Flanders"?
Tezzle says:
*ALL OF THEEEEEEM!
Jacob says:
*: D feels like im wearin nothing at all!
Tezzle says:
*Nothin at all!
Jacob says:
*OMFG NOTHIN AT ALL!
Gamafort says:
*Nothin at all!
*Darn >:C
Jacob says:
*can you link me to that?
Tezzle says:
*http://takemeoutflanders.ytmnd.com/
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby higoons » May 3rd, 2010, 12:51 am

the irc channel I hang out on can always be trusted to provide some... interesting conversation topics.
I should probably mention that these we can be horribly inappropriate.

<higu> a'ight i'm going to bed
<higu> mother fucker
<Bakon> BITCH
<higu> SHUT UP
<higu> I AM TIRED
<Bakon> Harlot
<higu> FUCKER
<higu> GOD
<higu> NO
<higu> SLUT
<Bakon> strumpet
<higu> I...
<higu> ........
<higu> SHUT UP

one day I'll win this argument... when I finally come up with a good response to "strumpet".

<magoni> anyhow um me eli and wetmore are sitting around
<magoni> what do we do
<higu> suck each others' dicks
<higu> (take pix)
<magoni> ...
<magoni> no
<higu> please
<higu> just this once
<magoni> lmao
<higu> it will be awesome i swear
<higu> i've been there
<magoni> ahahahaha
<higu> its great
<magoni> ...
<magoni> what
<magoni> alksfs
<higu> well
<higu> i was in the room
<magoni> ????
<higu> it was on my screen
<higu> listen don't ask questions
<higu> just do it


<bakanaka> peace
<higu> haha
<higu> good night
<higu> and good luck
- bakanaka has quit IRC: Quit: Leaving
<Dannenberg> goodnight
<Dannenberg> ...
* Dannenberg was late
<higu> you'll get him next time
<Dannenberg> yeah
<Dannenberg> gotta catch em all
<higu> hahha
<Bakon> next time use water gun i bet that will be super effective
<Dannenberg> yeah asians hate water!
<Dannenberg> and cs/math students hate bathing
<Dannenberg> it will work


<Dannenberg> hipsters are so damn annoying
<Dannenberg> i love their fashion
<Dannenberg> its like lets wear ugly shit
<Dannenberg> and then ugly people can rock it too
<Dannenberg> so you cant tell whether or not hipsters are ugly cuz both good and bad looking ones look bad


and then there's... this.
magoni: oops i wasn't supposed to invite him
this is awkward
higu: what
lmao
FAILURE
magoni: what do i do
higu: be like
we're getting together to suck each others' dicks
want to come
get it
come
heh
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby tezzle » May 6th, 2010, 1:16 am

And now another exciting episode of IM Devolution Theatre. Today we start with a book of letters by HP Lovecraft and end with "F******"...Enjoy:
Spoiler! :
Tezzle says:
*You know what I found out they do a lot with authors or probably just famous dead people in general?...They take an assload of excerpts from letters they wrote to people on various subjects and publish them...*holds up library book* This is HP Lovecrafts MAIL, essentially...
Gamafort says:
*I know! D: It's kind of strange but also intriguing
Tezzle says:
*It's amazing how people had entire conversations via mail....T_T Back when stamps were cheap.
*In a way, it's sort of lik a forum. You don't see them, you post something, in a while they respond, and you can say practically whatever yo like to one another because you're not face to face, and if you'd like you can just drop it by not writing them back. OMFG Pony Express flame war!
Gamafort says:
*"Dear Reginald421, thank you for sending me the lithograph of the feline of absurd length, for I enjoyed it greatly. In return, please accept this lithograph of a feline seemingly on an invisible bicycle. Yours truly, Thomas4ever."
Tezzle says:
*"Dear Thomas4ever,
I have emitted laughter vocally.
Sincerily,
Reginald421"
Gamafort says:
*ELV XD
Pops says:
*"Dear Thomas4ever: Thine leisurely activity."
*also, back
Tezzle says:
*"I claim thee to be but a mere novice!"
*"I dare say, that peculiar grizzly is quite fond of little girls."
Pops says:
*"Queer novices cannot possibly compose an image of 3 triangles arranged in the shape of a pyramid!"
Tezzle says:
*"You are the plague that is ravishing this countryside!"
"This countryside was ALWAYS afflicted with pestulance!"
Gamafort says:
*"This young negro man singing of confectionary downpour seems to have quite the deep voice. Is it perhaps some sort of illusion?"
Tezzle says:
*"This Irishman has once again appeared without my consent, singing love songs."
Gamafort says:
*"These men dancing about on the electrified perpetual running tracks are quite talented."
Tezzle says:
*... http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/ ... lliant.jpg ...This one stays the same.
Pops says:
*"Thine corpse was found amongst yonder chickens. 'Tis seems to be murder..."
*"BD Most fowl."
*"VERILYYYYYYYY"
*"If only there was some kind of bombastic song we could play whenever someone in our social circle makes a particularly outragious play on words..."
Tezzle says:
*"I, a trustworthy man-fish of military rank, have deduced this situation to be one of deceit!"
Gamafort says:
*"Oh, most certainly."
Tezzle says:
*"Recreational gambling cards on penny-farthings!"
Pops says:
*"I grow quite weary of these abyssmal serpents upon this horrendous method of aeronautical transportation."
Gamafort says:
*Okay, I think Pops just had the best one XD
Pops says:
*"I must say, this document appears to be tapestryshopp'd."
Tezzle says:
*"EXPLATIVE! Thou hast been struck in the cranium!"
Gamafort says:
*"Though has been P'posessioned"
Pops says:
*"Thou cannot establish physical contact with this! Cease and desist, for it is the time of hammer!"
*"Bosoms or be gone with thee!"
Tezzle says:
*"His strength exceeds that of ninety-hundred units of power!"
**lightly places scouter on the nearest table*
Pops says:
*"You are not performing your task in the correct manner!"
Gamafort says:
*"The large confectionary dessert is a fabrication!"
Pops says:
*"I would most happily strike that female!"
*..Ok, I'm done for now
Tezzle says:
*"OMFG Ignore the prohibitions, I have currency!"
Gamafort says:
*"Young fare female with the long blonde hair, I shall allow you to complete your sentence, but the dark-skinned lady of your senior had one of the most enjoyable news reels accompanied by music in existance! In existance I say!"
*Yeah, I'm done too
Tezzle says:
*OMFG CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYLCES!
*...:1 Yeah, done.
Jacob says:
*:T
*you all lasted longer than I thought you would
Pops says:
*That's what she said
Jacob says:
*of course it is
Tezzle says:
*F** POPS I WAS GOING TO YE OLDE THAT!
**F***
Gamafort says:
*I swear, I didn't mean to start anything! XD
Tezzle says:
*We never do, GFort...we never do
*...Except me, I love starting things.
Jacob says:
**F****
Tezzle says:
*>:c .....F*****
Jacob says:
**F******
I'm Tooch now.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Snuffan » May 7th, 2010, 11:21 am

I think only a picture can describe this IM conversation.

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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby phoenixgem » May 9th, 2010, 6:07 am

I love having conversations wih my bff we have the most retarded conversations
Spoiler! :
Sumaiya is rather ill says:
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sarah says:
*pokes*
Sumaiya is rather ill says:
*attacks*
GRTAAAAHHA
Sarah says:
*attacked DX*
Sumaiya is rather ill says:
*with love*
Sarah says:
AHHHHHHHH even worse
Sumaiya is rather ill says:
LOl
I KNOW
CAMP GLITTER ATTACK!
*getsbox of glitter and throws on floor*
Sarah says:
MANLY SHEILD!
Sarah says:
*hid behind a rock since i know no manly men to hide behind*
Sumaiya is rather ill says:
*sumaiya picks up glitter box and throws into the OBLIVERATERRRRRR* (cough..fan)
*rock is now glitter sculture*
Sarah says:
i shall calll him edward Cullen
Sumaiya is rather ill says:
LAMO
those jokes will never get old


and my favourite typo greeting
Alia says:
hey how are you
Sarah says:
I'm god
Alia says:
woah seriously!?
Sarah says:
GOOD I MEANT GOOD!
dam im going to hell for this
Alia says:
its ok God understand typos
Sarah says:
yeah i mean he has an Iphone after all....
Alia says:
you have an iphone
Sarah says:
I MEANT GOOD!
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby tezzle » May 20th, 2010, 11:19 pm

I...I get too into character sometimes:
Spoiler! :
Tezzle says:
*...Image I am the dead-convo Bidoof. Hullo.
Crimson says:
*Hurro
Tezzle says:
*...Wanna be my friend?
Crimson says:
*.... No. Bc
Tezzle says:
*...No one does.
Crimson says:
*... Nah, I'm kiddin'. ilu dead-convo Bidoof.
Tezzle says:
*...what do friends do, best friend? Do you wanna feed me HMs and only take me out of the PC for Rock Smash and Strength?
*That's usually what people do with me...
Crimson says:
*Naw, I'll always keep you out. You're my only frieeend
Tezzle says:
*...Yaaaay.
Crimson says:
*... Indeed.
Tezzle says:
*...Wanna see my collection of rocks? *has pile* That one's a round one and that one's...not as round, but still pretty good...this one's more of a big pebble, but I've grown attached to it so I keep it around.
*That's an old soda can, but I think there's a rock in it. I just can't get it out...It might also be the tab, that was gone when I found it
Crimson says:
*Want me to get it out?
Tezzle says:
*Oh, no, if it turns out not to be a rock I'd be pretty bummed....best let it be a mystery.
Crimson says:
*Ah, alright.
Tezzle says:
*...Do YOU have a rock collection?
Crimson says:
*Sort of. :U They're mostly crystals I got from a cave.
Tezzle says:
*Ooh. Crystal...I wasn't in that game.
*Are you a witch? That one Band Camp girl in American Pie plays a witch on Buffy the Vampire Slayer...She's quirky..and a lesbian...after Seth Green broke up with her. It was never meant to be though. He was a werewolf after all...
Crimson says:
*Yes, I'm a witch. And Alyson Hannigan was awesome in Buffy. :U I'm not a lesbian though.
Tezzle says:
*Oh....that's still pretty cool though.
Crimson says:
*I know. :U But I'm not a pokemon, which is also cool.
Tezzle says:
*...some people don't like to admit I'M a pokemon...
*...I collect rocks, because...sometimes I like to think that I have a 2nd evolution, but it takes some evolution stone that hasn't been found yet, and I'll find it and I'll evolve into something useful and cool that everyone will love.
Crimson says:
*Awww..
Tezzle says:
*...>: *Googles for Bidoof plushy*
*I made myself sads.
Crimson says:
*Me too Dx


I now love Bidoofs...because no one else does...YOU ALL HAVE NO SOULS!
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