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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Vitotamito » October 1st, 2011, 12:21 am

I'm not drunk, but I've had so much caffeine tonight my fucking limbs are vibrating. I feel like I could take on the world right now!
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby The_Hankerchief » October 1st, 2011, 3:21 am

Vitotamito wrote:I'm not drunk, but I've had so much caffeine tonight my fucking limbs are vibrating. I feel like I could take on the world right now!


Four Loko much? haha
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Vitotamito » October 1st, 2011, 9:34 am

The_Hankerchief wrote:
Vitotamito wrote:I'm not drunk, but I've had so much caffeine tonight my fucking limbs are vibrating. I feel like I could take on the world right now!


Four Loko much? haha


It's those Arnold Palmer flavored Monsters, man. They'll mess you up, they taste just like the Arizona ones! The drink of alcoholics and golfers alike.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby The_Hankerchief » October 2nd, 2011, 2:24 am

Vitotamito wrote:
The_Hankerchief wrote:
Vitotamito wrote:I'm not drunk, but I've had so much caffeine tonight my fucking limbs are vibrating. I feel like I could take on the world right now!


Four Loko much? haha


It's those Arnold Palmer flavored Monsters, man. They'll mess you up, they taste just like the Arizona ones! The drink of alcoholics and golfers alike.


Hee. You w=know what else messes you up. Green and coconuts. (Mike's hard Lemonade was also a big help. :D)
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby The_Hankerchief » October 5th, 2011, 1:56 am

Hey, I don't mean to double post, but I gotta tell you, I am cross-faded as fuck right now. I think I'm gonna like working for my uncle. : D
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby mitchellbravo » October 6th, 2011, 7:56 pm

Long day, came home, went straight for the grape Smirnoff Ice. Stopping at one because I'm too tired to sally forth. Save the seagrams for another day eh
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Ricardioeatingsometacos » October 6th, 2011, 7:58 pm

wah the fuocc is a scle>.??.

welf id go wwwith a 8...im g000oi4ng tc beeedhhk
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Vitotamito » October 7th, 2011, 12:41 am

Ricardioeatingsometacos wrote:wah the fuocc is a scle>.??.

welf id go wwwith a 8...im g000oi4ng tc beeedhhk


Why are you naked, and why do you have a videogame controller in your butt? Did anybody else just read that? Anyone? Just me?
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Ricardioeatingsometacos » October 7th, 2011, 5:22 pm

Vitotamito wrote:
Ricardioeatingsometacos wrote:wah the fuocc is a scle>.??.

welf id go wwwith a 8...im g000oi4ng tc beeedhhk


Why are you naked, and why do you have a videogame controller in your butt? Did anybody else just read that? Anyone? Just me?


Oh jesus I just read my post after last night. I'm not even an intentinoal drunk, just helps clear the mind, consider pot is too hard to find nowadays. And I'm not sure about the controller, but yes, I woke up naked.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby RyoSoulreaper » October 8th, 2011, 2:53 am

I was in a Night Quill Coma.

Before Everything was fuzzy. I think I may have went through with that thought I had about licking everything in sight.

Cuz My shirt was wet and on the floor when I woke up. And this keybored is a little gooey too......
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby H0lyhandgrenade » October 8th, 2011, 5:03 am

Major... hangover... Pizza everywhere... And... buttercream? Someone left sick on the wall, nice little present... Head hurts too much to tidy up urrrrr. *Downs paracetemols*

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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Mr Aids » October 8th, 2011, 6:54 am

I wish I woke up with pizza, all I wake up with is an empy wallet and stomach.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby TCF » October 8th, 2011, 5:24 pm

Being responsible and not drinking is suffering.
But I had enough caffeine to keep buzzing till tomorrow.
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I should probably brush my teeth too.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Vitotamito » October 12th, 2011, 12:33 am

TCF wrote:Being responsible and not drinking is suffering.
But I had enough caffeine to keep buzzing till tomorrow.
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I should probably brush my teeth too.

Whoa is that V energy drink!? That shit's goooooood! Man I love it!

Guys I'm drinking a beer called Dragon's Milk. This shit is soooooo Game of Thrones and shit! Fantasy!

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Fucking delicious! Happy birthday to meeeeeee!!!
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby The_Hankerchief » October 12th, 2011, 2:59 am

Vitotamito wrote:Guys I'm drinking a beer called Dragon's Milk. This shit is soooooo Game of Thrones and shit! Fantasy!

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Fucking delicious! Happy birthday to meeeeeee!!!


Doood. That is awesome. Now I know what I'm doing for my birthday!

Oh, and Happy Birthday, Vito. I told myself I was gonna be sober for the first night in five days, but since it's your birthday, I suppose a beer couldn't hurt. Or thirty. XD

Shit, no wonder my comic don't get updated. XD
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