"You have to ____ the last character you played as."

[FlamingDbag]

Since I go on /v/ a lot looking for shits and giggles and see these kind of topics there, I thought we could do one here.

Ok so basically "you have to fight" the character you played as from the last video game you played. To make it interesting think of two scenarios, one where you are both armed and one where you are both unarmed.

Considering I played MGS:Peace Walker last and the character is Big Boss Snake, I am screwed either way. NICE KNOWING YOU PEOPLE...

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Is it bad that I'd rather have a topic "You get to hang out with the last character you played as" or "You get to fight with the last character you played as"? I'd love to hang out / fight with Pit. Not to be rude or anything but perhaps we could broaden the topic a bit? I think "You have to ___ with the last character you played as" where we insert our own verbs for the space would be awesome.

Fill in the blank to your desire then. This sounds like this is going to go to dark places but anyway...

[Seven Rain]

Ganondorf would rip me in half.

[The Bearded Man]

Ganondorf would rip me in half.

Spoiler! :

The sound I made when I read this...

Armed or not, I don't think I could fight Commander shoop-da-woop-invincible-weapon-from-the-end-of-the-game Shepard.

[Bowserknight]

I'm pretty sure there are very little vg characters that could be beaten by the players anyway, but whatever.
I couldn't beat Ness but at least he wouldn't kill me.

[Seven Rain]

I'm pretty sure there are very little vg characters that could be beaten by the players anyway, but whatever.

Iunno, I feel like I could probably fuck up quite a few JRPG protagonists in the unarmed scenario.

And if I was allowed to set up traps I could kill a Dark/Demon's Souls character. Easily.

[Afrohawkman]

Well considering the last character I played as was Pit and we're both armed, I'd say I'd have a pretty good chance of beating him. I most likely wouldn't win the first time around but he seems like a pretty nice guy, I doubt he'd massacre me or anything like that.

If we're unarmed though we'd probably just go to a hot spring.

Is it bad that I'd rather have a topic "You get to hang out with the last character you played as" or "You get to fight with the last character you played as"? I'd love to hang out / fight with Pit. Not to be rude or anything but perhaps we could broaden the topic a bit? I think "You have to ___ with the last character you played as" where we insert our own verbs for the space would be awesome.

[Seven Rain]

"You get to hang out with the last character you played as"

... Ganondorf would still probably rip me in half.

[Alexis_Royce]

I was playing Corpse Party, so I'd have to fight a pair of scared High School girls with no weapons, one of whom has a sprained ankle. For once, I might actually have a chance. But if I had to be trapped inside that haunted hellhole of a game, I get the feeling that something would come along and kill all three of us before we even got to fighting.

[Wander Tones]

With not one, but four decent-quality swords, the ability to bring fire on command, and two thousand litres of water on supply, the last Steve I played as is definitely an impossible foe for me to beat.

And forget about fighting him while he's unarmed - he can punch through trees in seconds and leave them hanging in the air.

[Afrohawkman]

"You get to hang out with the last character you played as"

... Ganondorf would still probably rip me in half.

Hahahaha, I don't know. You should be fine as long as you stay on his bad side.

[Seven Rain]

"You get to hang out with the last character you played as"

... Ganondorf would still probably rip me in half.

Hahahaha, I don't know. You should be fine as long as you stay on his bad side.

Since it's TP 'Dorf I could at least earn some brownie points by starting a discussion about our beards.

[Hugo Stiglitz]

The last character I played as was the Engineer from Tf2... I would imagine that if we were armed, i'd probably get turned into swiss cheese with that sentry of his!

If we were unarmed, we'd probably have a battle of wits and eventually call it a draw, depending on what we would both say! XD

[RyoSoulreaper]

Phanpy.

Fuck I could take him. He's level 9.

[Jops]

Nathan Drake?
Hum...

Unarmed: I'm definitely not gonna bet on myself. I've seen the guy got a mean hook.

Armed: Maybe... maybe... Yeah, he killed a lot of bad guys but none of them were particularly brilliant at tactics. If i can successfully play a good lure and flank... maybe...

[LibertyCabbage]

Megaman won't even hurt Dr. Wily; I don't think he'd do anything to me.