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Re: vending machine

Postby avian-reader » January 26th, 2012, 6:27 am

You get herpes.

*Tries to insert Mr Aids*
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Re: vending machine

Postby Wander Tones » January 26th, 2012, 6:30 am

You get a jam.

*inserts Adoring Fan*
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Re: vending machine

Postby Darmanarya » January 26th, 2012, 7:21 am

*gets a show as he is rocketed into space*
*inserts a septim*
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Re: vending machine

Postby ApaFox » January 26th, 2012, 2:58 pm

Receive Amulet of Kings.

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Re: vending machine

Postby Madame Moo » February 1st, 2012, 2:19 pm

You get jetpacked to Pluto, exploding on impact.

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Re: vending machine

Postby PSA » February 1st, 2012, 4:20 pm

*Spits out a dirty sock puppet*

*inserts a tube of glue*
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Re: vending machine

Postby Neon the Sniper Joe » February 1st, 2012, 4:55 pm

Get back a mess


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Re: vending machine

Postby Durvin » February 1st, 2012, 11:47 pm

You get the teacher's edition.

*Insert a corroded Mercury dime*
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Re: vending machine

Postby Wander Tones » February 1st, 2012, 11:53 pm

You receive a loud thunk and the smell of rotting flesh.

*inserts League of Evil*
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Re: vending machine

Postby ApaFox » February 2nd, 2012, 1:32 am

Receive Every Villain Is Lemons organization.

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Re: vending machine

Postby Darmanarya » February 2nd, 2012, 7:36 am

*gets a band-aid*
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Re: vending machine

Postby Neon the Sniper Joe » February 2nd, 2012, 8:11 pm

You get Chuck Berry.


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Re: vending machine

Postby Cannetella » February 2nd, 2012, 8:18 pm

You get Bob Dylan.

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Re: vending machine

Postby Darmanarya » February 2nd, 2012, 8:38 pm

*you get high*
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Re: vending machine

Postby Wander Tones » February 2nd, 2012, 9:07 pm

You get nothing, making you forever alone.

*inserts a five dollar note*
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Picard wrote:You fell asleep.

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