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by **Poopenheimer** » February 29th, 2012, 7:47 pm

I'm sure you can figure out how this one works. (Hint: It's in the title)

Why does fire burn me?

by **Alvarin** » March 1st, 2012, 2:21 am

Because you're so stiff it has mistaken you for a log.

Why can't I switch off the sun in the morning?

by **Wander Tones** » March 1st, 2012, 2:28 am

Because the Earth is an early riser.

Why do all of our body parts have to be attached to each other?

by **Poopenheimer** » March 1st, 2012, 2:31 am

Because Ubisoft owns the rights to Rayman, no-one else.

What is love?

by **The_Hankerchief** » March 1st, 2012, 2:52 am

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Are we still in Kansas, Toto?

by **ApaFox** » March 1st, 2012, 2:58 am

Because plot!

Why can't we simply walk to Mordor?

by **Elastikid** » March 1st, 2012, 3:03 am

Because Hobbits don't wear shoes and the road is covered in broken glass.

Why didn't GM adopt Toyota's lean manufacturing model?

by **The_Hankerchief** » March 1st, 2012, 3:08 am

Because it's Gubmint Motors, which means it's got to be big.

Who are you?

by **Poopenheimer** » March 1st, 2012, 3:13 am

I would tell you, but I can't read my name tag at this angle.

How does the food I eat turn into poopy?

by **The_Hankerchief** » March 1st, 2012, 3:19 am

Aliens.

Zombies?

by **Poopenheimer** » March 1st, 2012, 3:21 am

Pirates.

Ninjas?

by **Wander Tones** » March 1st, 2012, 5:28 am

Robots.

Who are you?

by **Poopenheimer** » March 1st, 2012, 5:42 am

I'm the new guy.

Did satan become a fallen angel because he didn't tie his shoes and tripped?

by **kabutoottonin** » March 1st, 2012, 6:23 am

NO! He tripped over his scarf. (challenge: draw this!)

Why are the days becoming longer?

by **Wander Tones** » March 1st, 2012, 6:34 am

Because too many people are getting bored and making the time drag on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

What is the question again?

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.