Genie Wishes

[Remolay]

Granted. It's full house.


I wish I had a tardis

[walkin_talkin_apocolyps]

>:C

granted but its before it gets the pool

i wish i could speak dog

[Blinker]

Granted, Now only dogs understand you.

I wish I could use a device to blow up mars.

[EoTN]

Granted, but it brreaks before you use it.

I wish I was awesome.

[foxpuff]

Granted, but only to those you don't like.

I wish I'm not so hesitant at times.

[tveye]

Granted, but you're more hesitant at other times >:)

I wish I could never run out of energy...

[Asj]

Granted. You can never run out of energy. (you really messed up that wish, didn't you? Think about your wording more.)

I wish my new computer will last for six or more years and not get outdated. (I'm hoping it won't get outdated. I got the best of almost everything.)

[T1p2]

Granted! All technology the world over comes to a screeching halt. There are no advancements made - major or minor - for the next decade.

I wish that bad things happened to bad people instead of good people.

[tveye]

Granted, but it's the good people that cause the bad things...making them bad people too! Horrible things begin to happen to everybody on the planet and society falls in on itself.

I wish we had the means to prevent the apocalypse.

[Asj]

We already do. We can die before it happens. ...which may or may not cause some weird paradox thing.
(gasp! It's the author of the pokemon comic I'd just read. O_o What a coincid- ... Oh. I looked at that comic because of seeing your signature in this thread.)

I wish the collapseable table I just ordered is sturdy enough that I can use it without it wobbling or collapsing when I don't want it to.

[Remolay]

Granted, now you can't collapse it even when you do need to, and someone drew on it with permanent marker


I wish I were not so nervous around people, but not so outgoing that I put people off.

[SRQ]

Granted but now they are nervous around you.

I wish that I didn't have sinus pain.

[robybang]

Granted, but the condition causing the sinus pain still exists, so it goes untreated and becomes a serious medical condition.

I wish the world wasn't so complicated.

[EoTN]

Granted. The whole world is suddenly very simple and user friendly. Good going, you put millions of people out of work.

I wish I had a hoverboard from Back To The Future 2.

[Lightning S. 464]

Granted, but it won't actually work.

I wish I knew what would happen if Linkin Park met the Beatles.