Write a short poem about the above person.

[ApaFox]

There once a Snuffan from Nantucket.
Who kept all her gold in a bucket.
Her profile says her name is Fishcake,
but I think that might be a mistake.
Either way, it takes the cake.

[MemaiShirosaki]

Apa is a sort of fox
Who has no fancy frocks
Nor fancy socks
But lives in a box
Right next to the docks

[Antitime]

Memai likes to write about crazy shit
Not Sonic or Homos or that stuff you submit
notice who's comic got the spotlight
Memaishirosaki's got it right
Together with our mental patients
we're gonna rock out with hallucinations

Memaishirosaki
roll one up like it's maki
take a hit
of that sushi shit

You mess with Memai and you're fucked
You mess with that girl, bitch, you're verrückt
Gonna töten some Hündinnen with mein Gewehr
She's mauled more pussy than a grizzly bear
You see her ridin and girl you frozen
She carry a Panzerfaust in her hosen

Memaishirosaki
roll one up like it's maki
take a hit
of that sushi shit

I guess we don't talk too much, right?
But I think you got it girl aiite?
Anyway, here comes my detications
here's a shout out to google translations
Also Lil Wayne inspired this song
so don't blame me if kids take this wrong
and go out and smack some freche Göres
I hope my song has opened up many doors.

[MemaiShirosaki]

(Haikus count, right?)

Antitime is super kind
Like how the sun gives life to the Earth
Damn, you fine.

[Snuffan]

MemaiShirosaki
Huludulu Kakisaki
Shubadubadu mamaisaki
Kabraky

(Simmish count, right?

Translated:
MemaiShirosaki
Killed the thread
Then came a cat...
and made it live again.)

[Erdgeist]

Snuffan posted here today.
Did you know horses go 'neigh'?
You probably knew that anyway,
But it's totally in the sexy way.

[ApaFox]

Erdgeist is the bestest
Busiest, fastest, awesomest
Who's gender to me is still mysterious.

[Nymine]

There once was a fox named Apa
Who went straight up to his Papa
And said "I do think,
the Beatles and Link
Would make music straight from the Strata."

[Elastikid]

Nymine was the dis-interested kind
She always said just what was on her mind
When someone said something rather dry
she simply let out one big "sigh"

[Erdgeist]

There was this guy named Elastikid.
Whatever he said he'd do he did.
With that cool crowbar he'll smite
Those darn cute headcrabs left and right.

[Antitime]

Ergeist is a splendid fellow(?)/lady(?)
Who age is somewhat less than eighty(?)
He/she posts upon the forum
And all the guys/girls ador(im'?)(er?)

[Mr Aids]

Antitime
She hatin' on mimes
They're rollin' in dimes
Bitches be committing crimes
Antitime
Busts some mad rhymes
While snackin' on limes
She'll do it until the end of times
Antitime

[Antitime]

There once was a man name Aids
who liked him sum loli maids.
In a white van he rode-
a perverted old toad
Will he ever get laids?

[Gibson Twist]

I try to avoid poetry, so here's some prose.

Her fingertips press against the cold glass as the rain pelts its opposite side, she can almost feel the water bead on her skin. The grey-washed landscape beyond the quickly fogging window looks like fiction to her, a play staged by god and godlessness for her amusement. She concentrates hard enough for the world to turn into animation, hand-drawn fantasy, and that is when all the ghosts begin to pass before her. Puppets and cartoons, they drive too fast and walk too slow and scurry about like mice wearing clothes, finding all the scraps of fabric to make her a beautiful dress for the ball. She leans back in the chair and laughs. Today is her victory, and simply because she opposes it, time stops.

[ApaFox]

Gibson Twist, you know when he's coming
Thunder claps and the animals start running
Throwing out awesome with the flick of his wrist
Making women swoon with that Gibson "twist"