I hope someone is...I hate those movies. XD
Chaoticdarkness66 wrote:Lol its cool , yea I get alot of people asking me why I like it XD But why do you think its bad( I swear I will not go off at you or anything!)
Okie dokie...let's see...general laziness is my biggest qualm. Such as:
-the out of cutscene graphics are a tad blocky
-only about four models of people, about five monster models
-aiming system is bleh
-poorly directed cutscenes
-Hojo's game model never changes, even during flashbacks that take place 30+ years ago.
-Steven Blum phoned it in. Of all people, what the hell.
-No Red XIII except for five seconds because animating his fur in a game where they could barely be bothered to render Vincent's hair moving takes too damn long. And really, he gets about as much attention as Yuffie, and that's very undeserved of a pretty badass character.
Other than that:
-CHARACTER DERAILMENT. Vincent got over his bs faster than Cloud should you go through the motions to get Death Penalty in the original game! Why do I have to see it again? At least Cloud had the excuse to mope in AC (he was dying, after all...).
-Bad retcons. So Lucrecia was the one who did the experimenting and whatnot? So...why is Vincent in love with her...? Oh, that's right. She's a Sympathy Sue. I'm supposed to feel bad for them because the story says so....wait. No. And hey, why's he still mad at Hojo if she did it? Oh, that's right. He stole his girlfriend. Except that she wasn't his girlfriend. *facepalm* By trying to make one character more sympathetic, they made everyone else an idiot and she
became a bad guy and Mary Sue.
-No mention of other things in the original games that would have been affected by that game's events or vice versa (such as the Weapons or Meteor not causing all the Chaos/Omega bs, Edge no longer exists apparently, etc.)
-We're supposed to kind of accept Shelke as Vincent's love interest (WTF?)
-Shalua's (sp?) death scene is stupid and didn't even need to happen.
-Stupid/improbable character designs
-Stupid villain plots (so we need to kill people! Let's kidnap them and THEN kill them, instead of killing them right out!)
-Unexplained things in said stupid plot (we need to kill certain people only and put them directly into the lifestream! So let's kill everyone we don't need with machine guns and do that kidnapping thing with the other people by dumping them into the lifestream even though most to everyone that dies goes into the lifestream anyway!)
-Oh, and the game uses the internet as a plot point. In a Final Fantasy game. Like, the bad guy uploads himself into the internet. Which is pretty much the plot of at least one episode of almost every 90's cartoon. And people at the beginning? They're celebrating getting the internet back. They're celebrating Facebook.
-Forced stealth session with Cait Sith, who is inexplicably Scottish (as in AC, but dammit, stop that! It's not cute, SE).
-Forced to play as Cait Sith. I'm adding twice because the stealth part was awful by itself.
-WHY IS THERE A RUSSIAN/SPANISH OR HISPANIC OR LATINO/BRITISH PERSON IN THE FFVII WORLD?!