Genie Wishes

[flyingtoast]

Granted, but you suck at drawing them. You eventually run your eraser down.
I wish for a fully functioning HP laptop with wi-fi that's computer virus-proof.

[robybang]

Granted, but it's one from 1984.

I wish I had a flying car.

[Asj]

Granted, but it's from 1981 (and then was aged over 100 years, and it no longer flies, and the tires are missing).
I wish I had an unlimited supply of Gatorade.

[darkenergy]

You do, you're also now allergic to electrolytes.


I wish I did not have to work for a living.

[Mr. Henry]

Granted, you are now undead.

I wish I could see into the future.

[BlueyKid]

Granted, but it never happened to me.

I wish I had a Nintendo Wii + Super Smash Bros. Brawl + New Super Mario Bros. Wii.

[The_Hankerchief]

Granted, but it didn't include controllers!

I wish I had my own General Lee.

[Jtop90]

Granted but now you have your own Bo and Lee, good luck with the jumps

I wish i was SnakeMan

[fancykosher]

wish granted but the snake you were fused to was a coral snake, fancy colours and all...

i wish i had more time...

[The_Hankerchief]

Granted. You now experience everything in slow motion, forever.

I wish, I wish, I had a fish!

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Okay, you get a Shark. Thats not even in a tub. And its hungry.

I wish I could be, the very best. Like none ever was!

[The_Hankerchief]

Granted. You now hold the world record for most hours spent playing Pokemon while in the can.

I wish I had a taco.

[darkenergy]

Granted, it gives you E. coli.

I wish I had a less filthy mind.

[Asj]

Next time you wash your hands, the soap will slip, and fly up your nose. The doctors find the x-rays very interesting. (this type of thing really happens, by the way)
I wish I could find wooden, normal house, studs, in walls.

[JoKeRcologne]

Now you are a beaver who can smell wood studs through walls...

I wish for me a cup of coffee.