Genie Wishes

[flyingtoast]

Granted. One jerk kills you with the spiny shell. you're dead.
I wish for 100 legally acquired United States dollars

[The_Hankerchief]

Granted. One jerk kills you with the spiny shell. you're dead.
I wish for 100 legally acquired United States dollars

Granted. You spend five years mowing lawns in order to earn it. (that's quite the work ethic you got there)

I wish I could do some target shooting before I go to basic.

[darkenergy]

You shoot the target, but the target is...YOURSELF from an alternate dimension. Gasp! You've broken space-time forever!


I wish I were drunker.

[The_Hankerchief]

Congratulations, you now have alcohol poisoning.

I wish I had another sammich!

[Neon the Sniper Joe]

Poof, you get a job at a sammich shop.



I wish I was in a better mood.

[SpiralPen]

I wish I was in a better mood.

You are at peace with your sudden demise.

I wish I had written my name on the side of a Waffle House seven years ago.

[The_Hankerchief]

I wish I was in a better mood.

You are at peace with your sudden demise.

I wish I had written my name on the side of a Waffle House seven years ago.

Congratulations, you are now the owner of a chain of "SpiralPen's Chicken and Waffles" restaurants.

I wish my stepmother would shut up!

[SpiralPen]

You are at peace with your sudden demise.

I wish I had written my name on the side of a Waffle House seven years ago.

Congratulations, you are now the owner of a chain of "SpiralPen's Chicken and Waffles" restaurants.

I wish my stepmother would shut up!

...What stepmother? You are fairly certain there never has or will be a stepmother in your house.
I wish I knew what to listen to.

[The_Hankerchief]

Now you know. Nyan Cat, 9000 hours!

Dang, ran out of screws for my picnic table project. I wish for more screws!

[SpiralPen]

Now you know. Nyan Cat, 9000 hours!

Dang, ran out of screws for my picnic table project. I wish for more screws!

You become Robo-Hankerchief. You are now incapable of eating your favorite foods and are generally very prone to questioning the validity of your existence.

I wish Borrowed comics would update. Now you're probably going to upload a hiatus page or something XD what have I done??

[The_Hankerchief]

Granted. Grandma Davenport tomahawks God and everyone dies. (You knew it was coming)

Man, I do wish I'd have the next update ready by now. Sheesh.

[Raging Ghost]

Granted. Unfortunately, it learned to update by itself, which is a sign of sentience and rebellion.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of cookie-flavored ice cream.

[darkenergy]

Ok, but the cookies are stale and the ice cream is very, very faithful.


I wish I had a floating house.

[corruption]

Your floating house gets hit by an airplane one night, and your mangled, but still living body is found by rednecks who think you are an aliens. They hand you over to wackos who believe they had been abducted and anal probed by aliens in the past. They believe in fitting punishment and have large, unlubricated electric cattleprods.

I wish to be omnipotent. (That means all powerful and able to do anthing I wanted to.)

[Asj]

You become an omnipotent narrator for a novel. (oh wait, that's "omniscient narrator" ... oh well, close enough. ^_^ )

I wish I was better at writing. My sentences don't seem to flow pretty enough.