Most embarrassing/hilarious/awkward moment

[StupidGenious]

I have a lot those awkward embarrassing times...

My best ones are:

When my friend, trolling on me, decided to tell my teacher I said he was sexy. (I'll admit I think he's adorable. But our conversation was out of context..) Right after I had to talk to him about joining a club he was running...And his face, was as red as a tomato. XD I acted like nothing was wrong as he did LOL.

When I was out with my German friend, his dad, and a friend from Hong Kong. His Dad asked me to explain the meaning of "Don't bro me if you don't know me". I initially thought he said "blow" so....I ended up explaining...a blow job XDDDDDDDDDD. Only to hear him say the phrase again and hear the phrase as BRO not BLOW. I was just like OHHHHHHH. And his father was just like, we Europeans know what a blow job is . I know I will never talk to someone's parents about blow jobs again. That moment of my foolishness was GOLD.

Any ridiculous stories out there?

[Amante]

I have a habit of telling dry jokes that normally get people to just stare at me as opposed to laughing.

[StupidGenious]

I have a habit of telling dry jokes that normally get people to just stare at me as opposed to laughing.

Yeah, I get that blank stare as well...People need to be more loose I think!

[Wulfmune]

my dog vomited on me in the car and my parents made me get out on the side of the highway and take off my shorts. I had an over two hour drive from my grandma's. and I know she fed her bacon when we told her specifically NO PEOPLE FOOD. Dammit nana T_T !!

[erase]

I set my grandmothers microwave on fire when I was 6.

[RyoSoulreaper]

In big groups of people I tend to say the most awkward things possible.

It's a problem.

How do I have friends?

[Neon the Sniper Joe]

In big groups of people I tend to say the most awkward things possible.

It's a problem.

How do I have friends?

Ditto.