Embarassing/Funny IM

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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Pyroman » January 31st, 2010, 9:22 am

Friend says:
    Totally saw the best shirt today at work.
    it had a picture of a car smash,
    and the caption read: CTRL+Z
Alex says:
    hahahaha
    Oh man,
    There are so many amazing T-Shirts that I will buy when I have a job.
    Like, Y'know how people collect spoons and shit? I will be a T-Shirt Fiend.
    Hoarding t-shirts forever...
    Telling my kids not to touch them...
    Caressing them softly before going to sleep...
    individually stroking them...
    Naming them.
    Uniquely.
    Based on personalities only I can decode...
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby FailureConfetti » January 31st, 2010, 10:57 am

Huh. I actually remember chatrooms like this when chatrooms pretty much first came out (or first were popular, rather). When I was a kid they had them. I think they abandoned the idea because it was dumb. haha. And now they are bringing it back like it is some cool new feature?
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby granmastern » February 8th, 2010, 11:45 am

[16:37:11] Blinky's says:
I think there was a thread about phobias
[16:37:24] Helena says:
I wonder if I wrote mine in there
[16:37:33] Blinky's says:
I think I mentioned the vein thing there
[16:37:47] Helena says:
yes you did
[16:37:50] Blinky's says:
basically I get queasy when talking about veinds
[16:37:51] Helena says:
and the pigeon-thing.
[16:37:56] Blinky's says:
*veins
[16:37:58] Blinky's says:
hahaha
[16:38:00] Blinky's says:
had a dream
[16:38:15] Blinky's says:
after my ex split up with me
[16:38:19] Blinky's says:
she was like
[16:38:23] Blinky's says:
"Oh and one more thing"
[16:38:36] Blinky's says:
" VEINS VEINS VEINS VEINS VEINS"
[16:38:40] Helena says:
HA
[16:38:41] Helena says:
HAHAHAHAH
[16:38:42] Helena says:
HAHAHAH
[16:38:46] Blinky's says:
*crumbles, and dies*
[16:38:57] Blinky's says:
*twitch* or something
[16:38:57] Helena says:
excuse me while I lfmao
[16:39:08] Blinky's says:
you're excused
[16:39:20] Helena says:
*takes deep breaths*
[16:39:20] Helena says:
there.
[16:39:24] Helena says:
VEINS VEINS VEINS VEINS VEINS
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby stripedwine » February 8th, 2010, 1:02 pm

If you're Canadian, you'll appreciate this:

Spoiler! :
Me (9:54:22 PM): And LOLOLOL THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER
Me (9:54:24 PM): CAUSE GET IT?
Him (9:54:27 PM): Candians are probably born with NHL knowledge as part of the instinct package
Me (9:54:33 PM): YOU'RE CANADIAN
Me (9:54:45 PM): AND THE ONLY SPORT GAME YOU PLAYED WAS HOCKEY
Me (9:54:49 PM): lololololololololol
Him (9:54:53 PM): YA LOLOLOL xD
Me (9:54:57 PM): x3333
Me (9:55:01 PM): GET USED TO IT BUB
Him (9:55:05 PM): x3
Me (9:55:09 PM): It ain't gonna stop being funny x3
Him (9:55:17 PM): i'll get used to yer mom, eh?
Me (9:55:25 PM): LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Me (9:55:30 PM): STOBBIT
Him (9:55:35 PM): >D
Me (9:55:40 PM): We're not gonna drag this into our IMs >:|
Me (9:55:44 PM): Phone is enough
Him (9:55:49 PM): tooo late eh?
Me (9:55:56 PM): xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Him (9:56:00 PM): just give it up bud
Me (9:56:09 PM): DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Him (9:56:18 PM): i'ma giver on this in every medium eh?
Him (9:56:26 PM): lord tunderin' jesus
Me (9:56:29 PM): gkasgjkgklasgjkasldhgflashdgflashgdrguyasegldskfjsdfgjkgfh
Me (9:56:54 PM): -still laughing uncontrollably-
Him (9:56:55 PM): if ya cant handle it, take off ya hoser
Me (9:57:03 PM): I'm
Me (9:57:07 PM): I'm gonna
Me (9:57:11 PM): Block you
Me (9:57:15 PM): If you keep this up
Me (9:57:21 PM): xDDDDDDDDDDDD
Him (9:57:25 PM): now lemme alone while i go count my canadian tire money eh?
Me (9:57:34 PM): I'M GONNA PEE MYSELF STOP
Him (9:57:54 PM): oooh dont do that eh!
Me (9:58:02 PM): I can't tell
Me (9:58:09 PM): If I wanna punch you
Me (9:58:15 PM): Or make out with you right now
Him (9:58:18 PM): might think its a way to warm yourself in the winter, but its just gonna freeze up on ya bud
Me (9:58:30 PM): xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDFASDGML:JSGLf::HHDGIAOPER
Me (9:58:50 PM): There are tears
Him (9:58:54 PM): xDDD
Me (9:58:58 PM): Coming down my face
Him (9:59:02 PM): baw eh?
Me (9:59:12 PM): LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NO.
Me (9:59:17 PM): >8|
Him (9:59:22 PM): lolololol eh!
Me (9:59:30 PM): NOT LAUGHIGN ANYMOAR
Me (9:59:33 PM): I HURT
Him (9:59:37 PM): he shoots, he scores
Me (9:59:59 PM): I'm gonna beat you up
Me (10:00:08 PM): In the airport
Me (10:00:09 PM): Fer this
Him (10:00:22 PM): you'll have to catch me bud
Me (10:00:38 PM): xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Him (10:00:48 PM): xDDDD
Me (10:00:53 PM): I hate you so much
Him (10:01:08 PM): dunno what youre talkin aboot bud
Me (10:01:14 PM): kkdksjaklfgauifg
Him (10:01:20 PM): get it together eh?
Me (10:01:26 PM): Nooooooooooooo
Me (10:01:31 PM): When I read it
Me (10:01:37 PM): It's your voiiiiiccceeeee
Me (10:01:41 PM): noooooojaskjdghasg
Him (10:01:45 PM): xDDDDDDDDD
Him (10:02:07 PM): oot oot aboot eh bud eh?
Me (10:02:14 PM): Jesus fuck
Me (10:02:18 PM): If I were there
Me (10:02:23 PM): I'd be all over you just to make you shut up

...and that, ladies and Canucks, is how it is possible to get an American to surrender.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Snuffan » February 25th, 2010, 10:29 am

Blinky's säger (16:22):
lol brb I just have two lines of spam for you
Aneleh Nilem säger (16:22):
NO THIS CANNOT WAIT
TODAY
I ENCOUNTERED A WORD
Blinky's säger (16:22):
sdklfjlsdkjf
Aneleh Nilem säger (16:22):
IN ENGLISH
I COULD NOT
UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
.. okay nvm
Blinky's säger (16:22):
was it undubitably?
Aneleh Nilem säger (16:22):
NOW IT'S A SUM OF TWO WORDS
;_;



IT'S TERRIBLE.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby degreenfreak » February 26th, 2010, 2:39 am

I was asking him if he was up to case 4, since we are both obsessing over that new Edgeworth Ace Attorney game.

DGF says:
Case IV?

DGF says:
FINAL CASEITY IV

Aids says:
still watching the ending

DGF says:
RESIDENT CASEL 4

DGF says:
Uhh...

Aids says:
SILENT CALL 4

Aids says:
lol

DGF says:
SONIC THE CASEHOG 4: EPISODE UNO

Aids says:
thats a good title

DGF says:
Yeah

DGF says:
Your one.

Aids says:
ya

DGF says:
SILENT CALL 4

DGF says:
.....

DGF says:
........

DGF says:
......!?!

DGF says:
....!!!

DGF says:
.....

DGF says:
...?

DGF says:
...

DGF says:
THE END

Aids says:
think about it

Aids says:
you won the lotto

Aids says:
but the call to collect your winnings

Aids says:
IS SILENT

Aids says:
SO THE PRIZE IS UNCLAIMED

Aids says:
AND LOST

Aids says:
FOREVER

DGF says:
*Shakes fists* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Aids says:
truly a scary game

Aids says:
that goes for 5 minutes

Aids says:
or 4

DGF says:
BUT IT NEEDS GUILE SHAKING HIS FISTS IN THE END

Aids says:
lol

DGF says:
OTHERWISE IT IS INCOMPLETE


If you don't get my Guile joke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_5LnKVfS5M
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby granmastern » February 26th, 2010, 8:46 am

Snuffan wrote:
Blinky's säger (16:22):
lol brb I just have two lines of spam for you
Aneleh Nilem säger (16:22):
NO THIS CANNOT WAIT
TODAY
I ENCOUNTERED A WORD
Blinky's säger (16:22):
sdklfjlsdkjf
Aneleh Nilem säger (16:22):
IN ENGLISH
I COULD NOT
UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
.. okay nvm
Blinky's säger (16:22):
was it undubitably?
Aneleh Nilem säger (16:22):
NOW IT'S A SUM OF TWO WORDS
;_;



IT'S TERRIBLE.

Terrible:
1. Causing great fear or alarm; dreadful: a terrible bolt of lightning; a terrible curse.
2. Extremely formidable: terrible responsibilities.
3. Extreme in extent or degree; intense: "the life for which he had paid so terrible a price" (Leslie Fiedler).
4.
a. Unpleasant; disagreeable: had a terrible time at the party; terrible food.
b. Very bad: a terrible actor.


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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby higoons » February 26th, 2010, 10:39 am

why I don't ask Magoni for romantic advice:
<higu> ung i can't do romancce
<higu> its too hard
<magoni> yeah
<magoni> I WANT YOUR LOVE AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE
<magoni> ME AND YOU COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCEEEEE
<higu> no
<higu> NO
<higu> GET OUT
<higu> LMFAO
<higu> NOW I HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT
<higu> SADGKLJ;ASFD
<magoni> WHOAOAOHAAOAHOOOOOHHHHHH OH OH OH OH!!!! WHOAHH OH OH CAUUUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE!!!
<higu> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


and here's one from my brother's sophomore year of college
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(oh wow that's from my weeaboo days - HAHAHA LOOK AT THOSE JAPANESE CHARACTERS. I have no idea wtf they are supposed to say now, and I probably had no idea then, either.)
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Snuffan » February 26th, 2010, 4:27 pm

Aneleh Nilem:
I SHOULD SHOWERKER
tkttktk *speaks russian*
rrorororor
tktktk
chkchkchkchkchkchkchklchk
ngngnngng
kfk
rkrkrkrk
Anna ':
that's russian fo sho
Aneleh Nilem:
damn
the girls night won't be the same without you
damn
;_;
don't leave us
(now in russian)
krkrkrkrk ngngn fukril!?
Anna ':
DUNI MEEE
shout it
Aneleh Nilem:
DUNI MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DUNI MEE DUNI MEE
KRKRKR
FUKRILL


My skills in russian are just.. too great.

EDIT: I fear the consequences of doubleposting.

Aneleh Nilem says:
I think you're my inner vagina.
ehmj. says:
Thanks)=
Aneleh Nilem says:
I need to communicate with you @_@
ehmj. says:
... Oh really? Why?
Aneleh Nilem says:
Because you're my inner vaginaaaahhh!
ehmj. says:
... Okay, HAHAHAHAHA, why did I find that funny? Get it together!
Aneleh Nilem says:
Vagggiiinnaa
Vhhhaagiginnnaaa
vvvviiiiviiaiiignnginaa
ssspeak to meee
commuuuniiicccaaaaaaate
cooommuuuuniiiiiiiccccaaattttteeeeee


ehmj. says:
You know what's more clingy than a leech?
Aneleh Nilem says :
PERIODS
HORSES
BIG FLIES
AND TIES.
ehmj. says:
No, period pains... You're so lousy.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Snuffan » March 1st, 2010, 6:56 am

I no longer fear the consequences of double posting... Just a little bit.

Blinky's säger:
dsfhsdhfklsdf
ALSO
TODAY
Blinky's säger:
IM DRINKING SOMETHING LEMONY
Aneleh Nilem säger:
TODAY+?
AHAHHAHAHHFDH
FHFHHFH
HDHDH
AAAHH
Blinky's säger:
dslkjfldskjf! I KNW
Aneleh Nilem säger:
HDHDHDHHDHD
.. hd?
fjjjjfjdh!
Blinky's säger:
dslfkjsldf!
Aneleh Nilem säger:
dfjakgjahsgkjah!!
Blinky's säger:
ldskjfslkdflskjd!!!!!!!!
Aneleh Nilem säger:
HAFHASVASVNASJFASJJFSJJJSJS!!!!!!
Blinky's säger:
DSFSDFKSDFKSDKFKSDKFKSDF!
Aneleh Nilem säger:
HSHFASGJASHJFHAKSFHIFUECEUHU CHEKGUEVHKEUVHHHFHHHFHFHF!'
Blinky's säger:
NUDSJFJSDJFSJDFSDFNSDFUSDFN!??
GFH?
Aneleh Nilem säger:
FFJAJSJVUUUUUFUFUUUUUFUUFFJAIISFKMFAFJSKDGJAKSJ COUHBL,VJ HBLA JRGL !
FJDJAJVJAN-11
!)= 1
Blinky's säger:
%^££=O
Aneleh Nilem säger:
hf,avn -V
12 9038r708Cx /=t3qgajkQS_|
Blinky's säger:
9459834-+^&%^&$(£$
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby granmastern » March 1st, 2010, 7:01 am

[11:54:03] Aneleh Nilem says:
I can't post it
[11:54:08] Aneleh Nilem says:
IT'LL BE A DOUBLE POST
[11:54:09] Aneleh Nilem says:
AHHHHHHHHHHH
[11:54:12] Aneleh Nilem says:
JJFJAJVJAS!
[11:54:24] Blinky's says:
you can double post
[11:54:35] Blinky's says:
I'll allow it *nods*
[11:54:38] Aneleh Nilem says:
...
[11:54:40] Aneleh Nilem says:
*nod*
[11:54:42] Aneleh Nilem says:
thank you.
[11:54:48] Blinky's says:
*prepares to ban you*
[11:54:57] Aneleh Nilem says:
alright *nod*
[11:54:59] Aneleh Nilem says:
tough loving.
[11:56:22] Aneleh Nilem says:
8)
[11:57:42] Blinky's says:
Hi I'm a mod and what is this? double post eh? ON SMACKJEEVES?? *BANNED*!



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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Snuffan » April 2nd, 2010, 3:25 pm

ehmjj says (22:19):
Do you want to have phn sex? ^^


Thanks hun, but no thanks.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Seven Rain » April 2nd, 2010, 3:38 pm

Not really IM, but here's some random PM conversation between me and TCF on April Fools.

TCF: YOU'RE SHRINKING!

Me: Pfft, no I'm not. Everyone else here is just growing! (I'm on to you guys...)

TCF: I insist that it is you who is shrinking.

Me: My friend, your avatar is 100 pixels wider, (as well as taller,) than my own... Therefore you are simply getting bigger. 'Tis pure logic.

TCF: My friend, your avatar is 100 pixels thinner, (as well as smaller,) than my own... Therefore you are simply getting smaller. 'Tis pure logic.

Me: Hmm... Well then, my friend... I am afraid...
Spoiler! :
We disagree.


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Never thought I'd have something to post in this thread. XD
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby Snuffan » April 4th, 2010, 10:54 am

I'm not sure if this counts... But my friend just texted me.

"My new neighbour has a sweet ass! 8-)"


... I wonder if this is the same neighbour who's bathroom window is viewable from her bedroom window.
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Re: Embarassing/Funny IM

Postby TCF » April 6th, 2010, 1:23 am

Aids says:
*it's like a hydra
*which means I'm Hercules
*OGGLE OVER MY MASSIVE BICEPS
**flex flex*


Oggle over his massive biceps.
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