That tiny little green fairy that you see when you drink too much at once.
  • Real Name
    Taylor
  • Gender
    Female
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Oh, oh you want a spoiler i'll give you a spoiler.

Val goes to London and becomes a tailor, he finds out he has a talent and starts making sexy panties for the women of London. There he meets Rock, whom has by now had a sex change and is now a lady. Valentine learns Rock is engaged to another man and has come to his shop for sexy stuff for the honeymoon, ohohoh. He measures Rock and then they end up making out in a closet full of fabrics and shoes that smell like old milk. Miss Bird turns out to be this other man and comes to London and plans on ripping Valentine a new one, but she/he/it ends up realising that young love is beautiful, and creates a master plan to eradicate valentines day. Valentines day reminds valentine's parents that they left their child on the step of a ghetto building while looking for directions to olive garden and reunite with their son. Meanwhile, Rock is still in the milk closet. Story ends when Valentine buys tickes to go on the Ttanic with Rock for THEIR honey-moon but looses them in a poker match against some guy named Jack.
THIS IS UNREASONABLE, I'M GOING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW.




OR I WOULD IF I WASN'T CHOKING TO DEATH.
Is it weird that I like the sign?

Also; Valentine, you should find yourself a nice girl.
Or boy.
Or Rock.
O-Oh hello Ms.Bird, I didn't see you behind that nose.