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I am absolutely in love with Invader Zim.
And Squee.
And JtHM.
And Jhonen Vasquez in general.
And The Marvelous Misadventure of Flapjack.
And Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy.

I ship weird pairings. Like Flapjack/Nergal Junior. And PepSquee. and TakxKeef. And so yeah.

I may be thirteen, but I act like I'm thirty. Ask anyone. Except my parents. :I They have this thing where "Bernie is thirteen now! SHE MUST BE HANDLED LIKE THE RUTHLESS TEEN MONSTER SHE IS". So, that's fun. Not.

I love comics, have a thing for potatoes, love Adam Lambert, love Neil Patrick Harris, have a thing for J Micheal Tatum's DELICIOUS voice acting... And BTW: I'm pansexual, also known as ALL-THE-SEXUAL, because love is love, no matter where you find, or who you find it in.

I have no job. I do very little but write and draw and wish for magic beans to fall from the sky (then, when you plant said bean, it will grow delicious yaoi).

I want to yaoi with Sebastian Michealis, but I am a girl. :I And that sucks.

SO...That's it.

I suck at comicing. It's a word. A VERB. Which I suck at. But, now that I've got an EPIC STORY LINE WACHA I'll make sure to get something up.
  • Real Name
    BERNIE
  • Age
    18
  • Gender
    Female
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I'm still here bro! :D A bit late as well, but I'm here, haha.
XD IT HURTS IT'S JUST TOO GREAT.
XD Guh, dads are great. People are always like, "LOL When you gonna get a boyfriend" and my dad and/or stepdad are like, "you're retarded; she doesn't need a boy when she's got ME." XD I'm the eldest of three girls, though, so they all seem to think I'm the sluttiest or something. :I I'm never sure whether to feel offended, or to laugh...
A WIFE? No. No, he doesn't have a wife... HE HAS A HUSBAND. No, that's better, but doesn't work... HE HAS HIS MOMMY. He lives with his- Wait, he said "honey".

It was his dog.
His dog just effing loves spaghetti sauce.
And can talk.
HE IS A LUCKY MAN.
That cereal looks fucking delicious.
Potatoes4Eva
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August 5th, 2012
Brooms, brooms, EVERYWHERE I LOOK, brooms! D:

He must be practicing often. <3
Is it just me?

Or did Shuno suddenly get even sexier with this page.
@cannedsoup: I would read that book.

I WOULD READ THAT BOOK SO HARD. On the desk, in the bed, in the bathroom. Maybe even at school~ ;D
ADKBELBELKABLJBRIE

What I love is how loud he said it. Just out in the open, "I WANT TO SEX YOU UP HARD AND NOW"

XD BAD SHUNO, BAD. OFF THE FURNITURE.
I WANT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE DUCKIES.
Striptease!Dami is litterely exactly what I needed today. XD <3 Turned my hopeless sad face into a lady errection. Except, the lady errection was in my pants, not coming out of my face.
@tangyskittles: IT IS ILLEGAL.

SO DAMN ILLEGAL.

I LOVE IT.
"Let's go out for shwarama!" "What's...sharma?" ":D Shwarama! AND I DON'T KNOW XD"

So much Avengers love. SO LITTLE TIME.
EVERYONE LOVES BOOBS.

I MEAN.
REALLY.

They're BOOBS.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- This. This is.

OH JESUS.
I'M THAT PERSON THAT SAYS, "OH GROSS." ON REFLEX WHEN SOMEONE ASKS IF THEY'RE HOT. And then I say, "Oh, hey, wait..." and give them an overly detailed answer. XD
FFFFF- RUN BOY RUN. OnO
XD What I soaked in from your comment, "*gurgleyawn* PORN."

DIS PAGE. :icondatclassplz: (dammitSJgetsomeawesomeicons)
:I Prepare? How would I prepare for something like that?

AND JBALJBREJLALKSNE. THIS.
FFFFFFFF- This is amazing. The art, the writing, the characters. I love how deep it got, and then he says, "It sucks.", and still, it didn't ruin what he said, it just seemed to tie it all together in a familiar little knot. :D