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Eltshan
I have no idea what to say about myself that would not either put you into a boredom-induced coma, or just age you prematurely.
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You too!

And I don't seem to believe there's anything wrong with this page. Seems completely fine.
Old Wounds and Failures
Well, it's been a long time since I made this particular comic, but I find myself cringing at how poorly-constructed and unfunny it is even to this day, so odds are that I may end up remaking it in a (hopefully) funnier fashion.
Good luck joining now, guys. Leet, the guy who started this comic, seems to have died off of SJ. I recommend one of you start a new collab.
Who in their right mind chooses to make Morton the boss? It should've been Larry. He's the trap-master.

...Ah well. Should make things interesting regardless.
That's... vaguely scary.
Clearly he doesn't realize he's wearing a mask.
Actually, that's Halo 2.
Ninja Fred is truly made of win.
Uh, isn't there already a different AA comic doing this same sort of storyline on Smackjeeves?
Enjoying borrowing all those images from www.drmcninja.com eh?
...Oh hell no.
Poor guy, his own little world is shattered when even a single person deviates from the stereotype... Unless it's him, of course. Then he can be a right uppity prick.
...Dear lord that's scary.
I don't use them unless they are traveling. These characters have not left their current surroundings and therefore have remained in the same place. Makes a rather obvious kind of sense, no?
Episode #19
Finally a continuation comic. I can really make myself sick with how lazy I am sometimes.

Anywho, on a completely different note; please lemme know how y'all like the new font. Better or worse than the old one, too silly-looking, or does it just plain suck?
Uh... Movie... Yeah. He totally meant it was a movie. Yeah. <_< >_>
Wario's was the song from the rapping farmer guy in Scary Movie 3.
Oh man, this one killed me. This is your best comic yet.
Wow. It's been a while. Good to know it's still just as funny as ever.
Another update, finally.
I know I'm a little late, but like they say, better late than-... Ah screw it. That excuse only works so many times.

My sincere apologies to anyone who'd been waiting, and of course, happy late holidays.