ObstinateMelon
I AM A MELON AND I FINAL FANTASY
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, TIFA. WE ARE THE DUMBER CREATURES HERE, YOUR FEEBLE, FEMALE SOUL IS NOT MEANT TO HANDLE SUCH COMPLEXITIES. GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN! WITH YOUR... UM, WHAT'S THAT THING YOU HAVE... IT'S LIKE, FOR THINKING?? ...OH YEAH, A BRAIN. HAHAH WHAT A NOOB. A BRAIN.

Wait, Cloud, don't pretend like you know what a man battle is. Silly.
That's pretty crazy, Dyne. But... at least you're funnier than Jeff Dunham!
He has the Needler? God dammit. But I don't want to play Halo right now.

And I've always found that to be quite the unsettling scene, Dyne leaning on Eleanor and Marlene's makeshift graves. YOU KNOW THIS CAN'T END WELL.
lol@panel 2's imagery.

And if you thought you'd see a similar version of Tseng's bitch-slap after panel 3...

...then shame on you!

DAMN DESERT WITH ALL IT'S TECHNOLOGY! JUST LIKE FORESTS. AND LAKES.
Betcha didn't know Yuffie was a talented blues musician. God damn is she amazing in this comic!
Purple haired Cid, noooo! Now you've gone too-too-too-far! Triple-far! ...Farple!

Dyne also missed his chance for a bad-80's-action-movie pun when he coal-mined that guy's face.

LET ME AXE YOU A QUESTION. :D

Durr hurr, Futurama.
Fiiiixed!
MAZUI DESUYO! :u

Annoyed yet?

...

Huh, ever feel like Jim Carrey could play a good Johnny? I mean, the voice is all wrong, but that face...
OH SHIT, SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE'D

I think I just implied Reeve was God too. :S

...

"And on the 7th day, God created cat robots".
Cait Sith joins.

Cue the tango of tears.

Tango of Tears
I love when Dio introduces himself in the game as "My name is Dio, you can call me 'Dio'!"

REALLY?

I CAN?

NO F-ING WAY!
I told you that GP joke would come full circle.

...I didn't?

I told someone. :S
Gold Saucer, IT'S GOT GHOSTS!

Wut.
IRRATIONAL SHINRA REACTION.

Silly Cloud, no one has a Sega CD!
My Barret can see characters in the FUTURE!!

And Dyne, you must be the first redneck to NOT listen to Al Gore!

Oh, wait. :[
LUUUUUUCCCYYYY!!

Aw, that's cute, Scarlet asks for consent before raping.
*Observes shirtless Omni-Slashed Sephiroth*

Heeeeey, he doesn't have a #1 tattoo.
He's a techno freak, techno freak, he's techno freakaaaay. ♪
You can tell how much I DIDN'T want to draw this page as Cloud's complaining about it the whole time. :]

Panel 5 also isn't really a reference to the previous joke, or anything beyond the old games. I simply didn't know how else to draw the Bomb getting hit 3 times, lolol.
Final Fantasy VII: コカトリス = Cokatolis

Every other Final Fantasy: コカトリス = Cockatrice.

Because FF7 is just that awesome.

Strangely, Red eating the younglings is less disturbing to me than his reaction in the game. Which was to apparently have an orgasm at the sight of them.

(And on an unrelated note, excuse me if I have any random hiatuses on uploading, as I'm attempting to play the Pokemans. :U)