ObstinateMelon

ObstinateMelon

Real Name: Melon
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Web Site: http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/

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I AM A MELON AND I FINAL FANTASY

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Final Fantasy 7.0
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Last Update: 3 Years Ago Fans: 312 # Comics: 254

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Comment on 0234 of Final Fantasy 7.0
ObstinateMelon, 08 Jun 2011 05:05 pm
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, TIFA. WE ARE THE DUMBER CREATURES HERE, YOUR FEEBLE, FEMALE SOUL IS NOT MEANT TO HANDLE SUCH COMPLEXITIES. GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN! WITH YOUR... UM, WHAT'S THAT THING YOU HAVE... IT'S LIKE, FOR THINKING?? ...OH YEAH, A BRAIN. HAHAH WHAT A NOOB. A BRAIN.

Wait, Cloud, don't pretend like you know what a man battle is. Silly.
Comment on 0233 of Final Fantasy 7.0
ObstinateMelon, 08 Jun 2011 05:05 pm
That's pretty crazy, Dyne. But... at least you're funnier than Jeff Dunham!
Comment on 0232 of Final Fantasy 7.0
ObstinateMelon, 08 Jun 2011 05:04 pm
He has the Needler? God dammit. But I don't want to play Halo right now.

And I've always found that to be quite the unsettling scene, Dyne leaning on Eleanor and Marlene's makeshift graves. YOU KNOW THIS CAN'T END WELL.
Comment on 0231 of Final Fantasy 7.0
ObstinateMelon, 08 Jun 2011 05:04 pm
lol@panel 2's imagery.

And if you thought you'd see a similar version of Tseng's bitch-slap after panel 3...

...then shame on you!

DAMN DESERT WITH ALL IT'S TECHNOLOGY! JUST LIKE FORESTS. AND LAKES.
Comment on 0230 of Final Fantasy 7.0
ObstinateMelon, 08 Jun 2011 05:03 pm
Betcha didn't know Yuffie was a talented blues musician. God damn is she amazing in this comic!
Comment on 0226 of Final Fantasy 7.0
ObstinateMelon, 15 May 2011 07:30 pm
Purple haired Cid, noooo! Now you've gone too-too-too-far! Triple-far! ...Farple!

Dyne also missed his chance for a bad-80's-action-movie pun when he coal-mined that guy's face.

LET ME AXE YOU A QUESTION. :D

Durr hurr, Futurama.
Comment on 0215 of Final Fantasy 7.0
ObstinateMelon, 29 Apr 2011 10:18 pm
Fiiiixed!
Comment on 0214 of Final Fantasy 7.0
ObstinateMelon, 16 Apr 2011 07:22 pm
MAZUI DESUYO! :u

Annoyed yet?

...

Huh, ever feel like Jim Carrey could play a good Johnny? I mean, the voice is all wrong, but that face...
Comment on 0213 of Final Fantasy 7.0
ObstinateMelon, 16 Apr 2011 07:22 pm
OH SHIT, SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE'D

I think I just implied Reeve was God too. :S

...

"And on the 7th day, God created cat robots".
Comment on 0212 of Final Fantasy 7.0
ObstinateMelon, 16 Apr 2011 07:21 pm
Cait Sith joins.

Cue the tango of tears.

Tango of Tears

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