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Zombie_Rob
There are three things in this world that will always be great. Metal music, Voltron, and all things relating to zombies. And girls...so four things. Alcohol... Firearms... Sorry, I'm done.
  • Real Name
    Rob
  • Age
    30
  • Gender
    Male
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Hell, if it makes kidnapping that easy, I need to invest in some magic. This "bludgeon" skill tends to get me damaged goods, if you know what I mean.
It's not a cute joke! Hell, I'd hide from the pope! He's insane! And he commands an army of fanatical ruler-wielding nuns! Hold me...
Zombie_Rob
December 23rd, 2006
I have to agree. I've been leaving my photo and address in voodoo shops around the country, but STILL no evil warlock chick. Wonder what I'm doing wrong...
Oi! I recognize that! It's from Legend of Zelda : A Link to the Past. Looks like the forest where you find the Master Sword. I always hated that place...The damn crab-bush-things kept taking my monies.
Zombie_Rob
December 21st, 2006
Good game. Also, I like the goth chick. Magic-boy should totally hook up with her. I bet she's a Carcass fan...
Zombie_Rob
December 21st, 2006
I keep a ball-peen hammer in my jeep specifically for people like that...Nothing solves a problem like blunt-force trauma.
Zombie_Rob
December 21st, 2006
I'll give you the Malmsteen at least. Rising Force is an amazing song.

"Out of the darkness, the voices are calling..." *jams*
Zombie_Rob
December 21st, 2006
They make good stabbers if ya lick 'em enough...
Zombie_Rob
December 21st, 2006
Oi, gil-boy! You've made a convert of me. Behold, your new fan!
Zombie_Rob
December 21st, 2006
Pfft. I could take him.
Zombie_Rob
December 21st, 2006
Hehe. he shoulda done that in the first place. The female seems properly impressed. Go wizardy-pants!
Zombie_Rob
December 21st, 2006
He needs to get her a drink. And put on some music! I find that Cannibal Corpse helps set the mood. At least, with the ladies I like it does...
Zombie_Rob
December 21st, 2006
It's true. They try to hide in plain sight, but eh. Not so good at that. Favorited, by the way. The game was godlike, and so far the comic is kicking ass and taking names.
Yes. Nekkid is a good thing. A very, very good thing.
Yarr
In this case, I have to agree with Paco. It's just not a movie without gratuitous violence. Heh.
To The Victor, etc.
Hellboy all the way. After all, his right hand is a giant freakin' brick. Also, he at least has an excuse for being fugly, what with being a demon and all. Marv...ouch. It's like he ran through the Ugly Forest blindfolded. And drunk. After spinning in circles. Anyway, Hellboy rules you.