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The-Merchant
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  • Real Name
    Derpy McHerp
  • Gender
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Hur dur
Sorry about the incredibad hiatus, I've been busy with education and coincidentally playing Fallout New Vegas. Oh, and also Dragon Age. Oh, and also Rock Band. But now I realize my incredibly vast and angry fanbase requires more satanic cocaine-fueled comics from my gorgeous and easily distracted mind, so please mark this as a return to the old ways of about 1-2 comics a day.
Thankee sir Aussie, I have to say you come up with bootylicious names quite well.
I srsly apologize for the most irrelevant comic ever.


loljk I regret nothing ever.

Except that time I did regret something, and the reason I regretted that was because I promised myself I would never regret anything ever, thus starting a chain reaction of paradoxes that ended in this comic being born.
Back on track, yo
Sorry for the delayed release, I have some excuses but all of them involve laziness so I'll just spare ye. Fortunately, as you can tell, I used the extra time and put way more effort into the writing and artwork than usual, so that's always good.
The above statement is correct
Ya know Rathbone, I'm still frightened from your comics. So I guess ye could say we're even!



Also, poor poor clueless Veta. If only he had heeded my advice. Now he will remain sleepless forever.
Srsly though
Never google image search "scary beetle"
Why are you all attacking Wr3h?
@Wr3h Yes, I intentionally made this comic bad to spite you. Mwuahahaha.

Also you DID spelled internationally wrong.
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around
He's an outlaw loose and runnin' came a whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip
I am frightened
Yet I'm also oddly comforte- Actually no, still just frightened.

Kewl art though.
Yes, all my comics go through rigorous QA
Why do you ask?
The man just likes his koolaid, my do you have a violent mind!
Is his name Funnuggets? Are those kittens real?!
Stay tuned to find out! Gawd, stop asking ME.
One word.
Epic.
Well then let us leave this horrendous argument at a stalemate for now, shall we Durp? I have comics to make and you likely have animal shelters to burn, so we shall part ways... For now. But always remember, CHUMP. I'M NUMBER ONEEEEE
I DETEST YOU.


...But you are like the vomit tasting jelly to my diamond encrusted peanut butter, and without you the comic would likely explode. But that doesn't mean I vomit in outrage any less!
WE MEET AGAIN DURP. I THOUGHT I BANISHED YOU TO THE NETHERREALM ON COMIC #5, BUT I GUESS YOU NEED SOME REMINDING ON WHO'S THE BOSS 'ROUND THESE PARTS! Give me a few moments to track your IP address and I'll send ye a nastily worded letter written by Satan himself! Satan being my word processing program, of course.