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TheFunTrain
I hope I can make you laugh! I like drawing, cats, trains, electronics, and various nerdy things.
  • Real Name
    Paul Devereaux
  • Age
    27
  • Gender
    Male
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In school, no one wanted to be my partner for anything so I got stuck with the weird kid or the teacher if there was an odd number. One notable exception was when we were learning about circuits and I was partnered with this kid who covered his desk in wire and D batteries trying to blow up a raisin. This is not relevant to the comic in any way, which is a shame.
@artofjoe
Just wait until page 12. In hindsight, it would have been cooler if they said wrong place/wrong time in panel 20. I actually enjoy doing gratuitous action scenes and visual effects more than character interaction and what passes for a story.

Basically, I make Star Wars prequels.
Stolen Identity III
The reference here is to a MAD TV parody of Schwarzenegger movies. After drawing these characters and their escapades for so many years, they become real to us. I couldn't just abandon all that canon, so I decided to roll it in. All the smudged, amateurishly constructed, copyright-infringing comics Matt and I made throughout high school are now in-universe. Well, an alternate universe. Even if they are never shown publicly, it is all part of our comic's history.

I totally planned that title two years in advance and it's not just a coincidence.
This page has everything: Self-aware humor, references to comments not even written at the time, plot confusion, more self-aware references to SmackJeeves. Did several prologue pages come and go? My brain is turning into mush for reasons unrelated, but I could swear some earlier stuff changed.
Compared to previous chapters, you you have indeed made Charming more muscle toned. For a stick figure, this guy's enviably buff - at least in the last panel. Also, I thought Crate was a girl for like 70 pages but apparently he's just got long hair and great pectorals.
Fixed?
@artofjoe
Let's try that again. It wouldn't let me post a comic without a title, but a tile without a comic is fair game apparently. Now if only fixing the substance of this page were so easy. It looks okay to me, but my display settings are 150% scale. Then again, I mainly did that so I don't have to wear glasses. Basically I have no idea what is legible to a normal sane person.
I played around with the settings on this one. It preserved some of the nuance of my pencil shading, but the words are kind of faint. I think I wrote too small here but nobody cares because TEXT IS BORING HAHAHA
The style of these comics was originally intended to be read on a high school cafeteria table less than two feet from the viewer's eyes. I'm still trying to strike the right balance of legibility and not huge pages that flow off screen and eat bandwidth.
Splash Zone
I measure the success of a story arc based on how long it takes to get to the first gratuitous explosion. These comics are meant for attention spans as short as mine.
Prehistoric memes
@artofjoe
That reminds me of a thing from ten years ago: "The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man."
@awsmith
Come for the art, stay for the story? What passes for a story around these parts, anyway. Hopefully our rambling plots hold your interest through to what I consider to be the good part:
gratuitous action, references, occasional commentary on the state of our high school now ten years past, and a heaping helping of plot contrivance.
@artofjoe
Would you believe this isn't the first I'm hearing of your solar system of stick-styled artists? A few of the pageviews on those comics are me. Until now, I didn't think SJ would support the critical mass of comics in this sort of style to keep authors engaged and comics alive. Everything I touch DIES. Still, you might just be seeing me around. Matt has been consumed body and soul by medical school.

Apparently this template I butchered circa 2011 doesn't have a real reply to comment functionality?
Multi-Update
Due to the positive response from the last page, and the fact that my stories haven't really started until at least one person is freaking out screaming, I decided to post a second update this week. Only time will tell if I decide to maintain this pace or stretch out the rest of the buffer over weeks. This week is a rare break from my relentless night work schedule.
We're Back! A Dinosaur story
So begins a new chapter of TiB canon. We dive right into a story already in progress. I have several pages of this arc buffered up and will begin posting them until I run out.
One Punch Matt
We haven't forgotten this comic and our grand ambitions for it. However, we've been very busy and not made a lot of time for drawing in the past years. I have been slowly chipping away behind the scenes, but working 60 hours a week would tax the most diligent creator, and I am not the most diligent creator. Matt's medical career likewise leaves him with precious little time to devote to comics. Both of us strive to make others laugh through our hobby, but it's hard to keep the ball rolling with such a small-time endeavor. If you do happen across our weird little universe, tell us what you think! We have been weighing other ways to keep the comics flowing such as short, one-off strips. Thanks for reading!
-Paul
Busting his Chops
I thoroughly enjoy comics that contrast new and old instead of gaslighting readers by pretending the art has always been this way. Seeing the improvement through the chapters feels like going on a journey and growing up with with the artist more than just recounting the anecdotes would. Also, I just like callbacks and running jokes. That reminds me: In high school, I did a group project on H.D.T. and transcendentalists. 80% of our powerpoint was focused on his facial hair in lieu of actual research.
The World Through Another Lens
Some day, science will cure Jacob's cataracts. Do you refer to this character in the first or the third person? My co-artist refers to his comic alter-ago by name as if he is his own little person. I prefer to think of my avatar as a less boring version of me.
I'm taking over this chapter for Matt. This is what happens when I make comics in sleep deficit.
Oh hey! This comic is back? When I saw your art, humor, and disdain for transcendentalists, my mouse started inching towards the Favorite button until the updates unexpectedly stopped. Apparently, my investment is not the kiss of death for comics. I hope we'll be seeing you and your comics around!
In 32 short pages, your art changes and improves noticeably. The colors are more vibrant, the mouth styles are a bit different, and you're using more dynamic paneling. It's pleasing to look at. Also, I like comics that poke fun at school.
Matt took some persuading, but TiB is finally ready to enter a new age of art! Because of the inherent time savings of sprite comics, you can expect more quality updates like this every 15 minutes around the clock for the next 60 years.