Bloomer

Bloomer

Real Name: Bii0
Gender: None Specified
Web Site: http://berriessometimes.deviantart.com/

About Me

I's:
-Cannot hold a conversation.
-Is uncomfortably shy.
-Has lotsa cats.
-Is a fan of Mythology.
-Exercise cured my headaches!
-Draws all day.
-Also likes fantasy and science fiction stuffs.
-LOVES cartoons.
-Is really sleepy, all the time.
-Fine art is awesome!

I's has:
Tumblr: http://bii0sfantasticmustache.tumblr.com/ (Most of the stuff on here isn't mine, but that's okay!)
DA that I never update: http://berriessometimes.deviantart.com/

My Webcomics

WYIHN!
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Last Update: 22 Days Ago Fans: 164 # Comics: 64

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Comment on Chapter 1! Page. 63 -End of chapter of WYIHN!
Bloomer, 02 May 2013 12:30 am
DOUBLE UPDATE!
DOUBLE UPDATE! START FROM THE PREVIOUS PAGE. (If that's where you left off of course...)

I AM SOOO SORRY FOR THE HORRIBLY LATE UPDATE GUYS! The day before I finished the previous page my computer decided not to work anymore, I went and got it checked and apparently the motherboard? died and it was going to be veeery expensive to fix it seeing as it was a laptop from 2005, so my dad was nice enough to get me a new computer and a desktop at that! Though it didn't come with a screen so I'm using a small flat screen tv (the screen size is otherworldly).

I'm REAALLY REALLY sorry for the quality of these pages, I am not used to this new screen at all, and it doesn't really help that it makes everything look a whee bit fatter so I keep thinking somethings wrong with my scans. :\
ANYWAYS I finally finished the chapter, on the 13th I'll be heading off to basic/bootcamp and tech. training, but I'll try to let you guys know when the day comes around. I've been doing thumbnails, and writing out the basic layout for the next chapter, but I won't be posting or working on the pages until I get back. What do you guys think I should work on to better the next chapter? Like do I need to work on my pacing? What about my art? I want to hear/read your guys' opinions!
Also, I was thinking about making a tumblr for future comic updates and comic related/miscellaneous art, do you guys think it's a good idea?


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@CLoudSister: Why hello there! :D Really? But the scanned pages are so much more... organized, and readable. This new computer is pretty nice, though I think I'm going to trade the tv for a computer monitor, this thing is waaay to big for me (It's like I'm looking into a different dimension). xD
Comment on Chapter 1! Page. 62 of WYIHN!
Bloomer, 02 May 2013 12:29 am
Hi!
Comment on Chapter 1! Page. 61 of WYIHN!
Bloomer, 29 Mar 2013 11:46 pm
Ah! Sorry about the late page guys, I was going to get it done sooner, but an old friend came into town and I've been hanging out with her. C:> Man, I'm so excited that the end of the chapter is getting so close, I figured it'll be done in 2 to 3 pages! That's so awesome (What an achievement for such a lazy person)!

Now if I were Julian, I would just agree to everything and pretend to be a Christian, just because I'm terrible at dealing with conflict (It's much easier to just agree than to make the conflict worse, in my opinion) but at least he's trying to go with it despite not understanding the logic in Matthew's demands.

The weekend after this is training weekend, so I'm not sure how quickly I'll be able to get the next page done, but I will get it done as soon as possible (I'll even work on the thumbnail tonight)!


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@InfiniteIon: Oh Apollo. He really doesn't help with the situation, does he? xD I wouldn't be able to take something like that seriously either, it's so "out there", I would assume Matthew to be drugged with that kind of proposal.

@Umbilical Noose: What?! Naaao wei, Matthew is totally experienced in life, love, and the tortures of the world. He tots knows what's best for Julian (Julian should really take him more seriously. >:C).

@menm: Lol. Yeah, I guess it would be. xD Maybe Julian's just so apt to going to jail because he really wants those free meals, after all, what poor soul would ever want to turn down free food (I know I wouldn't, despite my souls lack of poor)?
Comment on Chapter 1! Page. 60 of WYIHN!
Bloomer, 21 Mar 2013 04:34 pm
As Matthew said those nonsensical words, all of the webcomics fans were like "Fuck this!", and totally unsubscribed... Little did they know, that was the authors plan the whole time! -cackles-

Okay guys, I just want to say that this is totally not one of those conversion comics where Julian's going to be a good Christian boy, or learns some kind of God related lesson by the end of the story and everyone who isn't religious is an asshole. As much like one as it might seem with Matthew being the main character and all. <_<
Anyways I'm really glad I got this up on time for once! Maybe the other pages will go as smoothly, but I shouldn't say that or I'll jinx myself.

Julian: I don't want forgiveness, I just want you to shut up.
But Matthew I think you have the wrong religion, as far as I'm concerned, asking for forgiveness and confessing your sins is a Catholic thing. Then again, I didn't make Matthew to be the smartest kid around...


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@Umbilical Noose: F-fourteen. A-am I doing the characterses right? C:>
Comment on Chapter 1! Page. 59 of WYIHN!
Bloomer, 14 Mar 2013 08:47 pm
Aaarg, I'm sooooo tired, and I still have to exercise. I'm really sorry about the late page guys, I swear it felt like I was never going to get it done, and I would be like "What!? I've been working on this for hours, why am I not almost done yet??". I'm so glad I finished, now I can work on the next page and be one more page closer to finishing the chapter!

Julian! That's not closure, that's paying someone off, emotions don't work like that. "Shiny desu" eyes is totally Matthews look from now on when he starts crying, I should have drawn boogers coming out his nose too... Damn!

Anyways! I need to go exercise and start drawing the next page (I'll be sleeping good tonight, that's for sure!), again, really sorry this page was late. <_<
Comment on Chapter 1! Page. 58 of WYIHN!
Bloomer, 05 Mar 2013 01:31 am
Man, this really sucks! I was hoping to get this up sooner, but I wound up sleeping in because I stayed up till 4am finishing up as much as I can so I could post it on time, but it never happened. xD
Gawd! This page is uuuurgly, I was having some kind of hard time with it, and I don't even know why. Maybe my drawings are slowly getting worse, and eventually I'll loose how to draw all together, and I'll have to give up and do something else. That'd suck. :C

Julian's being a total hard-ass, I should just draw instantaneous evidence in Matthews hands so he can throw Julian in prison forever for attempted man-slaughter for the hell of it, but that would end the comic early so I guess I won't. Also, Matthew, you're out of luck with your phone. It's as dead as that do- Oh God, that is not a funny joke, sorry! :C

Anyways, sorry about the shitty page again, this weekend I have training so I'm not sure how soon I'll be able to update with stuff going on. I'll definitely try though!
Comment on Chapter 1! Page. 57 of WYIHN!
Bloomer, 26 Feb 2013 02:04 am
Yaaay, I actually got this finished on time again, though thanks to a sort of busy day I wasn't able to post it till now. I'm kind of excited, with each page I'm getting closer to finishing the chapter, I'm not sure how many more there are but I'm certain there are less than 10... or 8, I dunno, I don't want to undershoot it!

Wow, a lot of stuff with this page! Remember back on... Uh... wait a sec... Remember back on page 9 when the characters looked worse than they do now, and I actually wrote out monologue, and Matthew heard that weird noise in that persons yard? Yeah, that's what was going on. Though, Matthew, I don't think you realize that people can't teleport from a yard to the other side of the street in seconds.
Also, I may be into black/dark humour but that's not a very funny joke, Julian! You even made Apollo uncomfortable!
ALSO also! Matthew is totally going to be grounded for cutting his mom off so much, she was trying to tell him how that might be related, and it might help as evidence but then Matthew went and into "drama mode" and flipped out. It would also help if you told the police more than "I got shot by a thug!", or if you didn't call them over when you were drugged out, but it probably doesn't help that I made the police in my made up town shitty. /: Sorry about that, Matthew.

You know what's funny is after I finished this page, I looked at it and thought "This comic is really delving into strange subjects.", which is something I haven't really thought about even though Matthew was shot at and now I'm drawing they arguing about it. It just seemed so much weirder after I thought about the 'dog' thing, since stuff like that actually does happen where I live, and there have been news reports about it before (Julian's "hanging" comment doesn't help much either). I dunno, it's weird, especially since I didn't feel weird after I drew out page 9 or any of the other pages. xD
Sorry about the long comment!
Comment on Chapter 1! page. 56 of WYIHN!
Bloomer, 19 Feb 2013 03:08 am
I actually got this drawn on time, but I thought it would be best to wait until a little after midnight to scan and post it since the site usually resets at about midnight. Oh yeah, me and my mom might be moving before I go to bootcamp, which I'm pretty happy about. My... Moms husband is an emotionally abusive, alcoholic, asshole and I really didn't trust leaving mom alone with him seeing as he has a gun and he shot the tv with it when he got drunk recently.

Man! Julian, you talk too much for my taste. He kinda trying to get more info out of Matthew so he can get a better visual of what happened, seeing as Apollo isn't very helpful as far as the incident goes. I swear! I'll make you luff Julian, guys!
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Lmao! Just kidding, I don't give a shit if you guys like him or not (Not meaning to say that in a rude sense or anything), though I am curious about what you think of the characters so far. Like how you see their personalities, and which one's you like best and stuff, but I'm far too lazy to figure out how to go about doing that properly (Like with polls and stuff) so whatever. C:

Man, I really like Meat Loaf, but I hate it when I get a section of their lyrics stuck in my head for days on end... Really! "Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are", why are you in my head? You're not even my favourite song!
Sorry about the slight late... Ness, I really hope I get this chapter done before I leave, who knows with how lame I am. xD


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@lizinverse: D'aaaaaw! Don't worry, I'll be back in a few months, maybe even sooner if I get to bring my laptop and drawing stuff to tech. training. C:
Comment on Chapter 1! Page. 55 of WYIHN!
Bloomer, 11 Feb 2013 09:38 pm
GUESS WHAT GUYS! I got my leaving date for bootcamp! I'll be leaving around the end of April, so I still have a little time left here. I'm sorry this page was late, it was due around training again, and I didn't have the energy to do much of anything on those days (It didn't really help that I caught a cold either).

Ah! Julian, you're going to ruin this already terrible webcomic with cliché statements like that. Also, in the forth panel, Matthew is referring to the scratch on his face and the cut on his arm as "major surgery" if you don't get that weird gesture he's making.

I don't really like this page that much, but I was having the hardest time with it, even when it was almost finished it felt like it was taking forever. Sorry again!


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@InfiniteIon: Lmao! Poor Matthew, even though he probably should, him and his bad argument skills just can't win.
Comment on Chapter 1! Page. 54 of WYIHN!
Bloomer, 31 Jan 2013 10:40 pm
Awwwwyeeeah, another late update! Sorry guys, I'm not feeling to well, I think I have a head-cold of sorts. Also stuff has been happening! Apparently my mom got scammed out of A LOT of money and has a certain amount of time to pay it back, I thought "Oh hey! I could do commissions!", but then I remembered that the last time I had a money emergency and offered commissions I didn't get ANY hits. xD Which was really depressing, but I can understand, I certainly wouldn't pay more than 5-10 bucks for even the best of my fugly drawings (I guess being a social butterfly helps too...).
So I guess I'm just going to sit in my room and be totally useless like I always am, maybe some magical force will reveal that I actually will be paid more than 10$ a month, and I'll suddenly have more than 50$ in my account. xD

Anyways! A couple things! I do know that if you do have bills when you go to jail, that won't stop them from having to be paid, if you go to jail you better be sure you have connections that'll pay them for you or everything you have will be totally gone when you get out (Or so I've read). Also, I've heard 'children's home' and 'children's facility' used in place of the word 'orphanage', but I though 'children's facility' seemed the most ridiculous since it seems more legitimate with things like the YMCA children's groups/clubs and stuff.
Oh poor Matthew, nothing ever goes just your way, does it. Here you were hoping your threats would make Julian scared out of his mind, but it seems he doesn't give a shit, and is totally messing with you. Maybe you should just sue him, he couldn't afford a good enough attorney to defend himself with anyway.

WOW! This is a long message, sorry guys! I also apologize about the... Ugly of this page, I've been having weird problems with drawing lately, and I'm sure it's a little confusing with Julians dialogue (it'll be explained... with my amazuzing storytelling skillz).


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@airatainted: Oh wow, thank you! <3 I'm glad you like my comic and art and stuff so far. C:

@Odd1out: Pfft! There's no need to be ashamed, it's understandable with my sloth-like updates, and such. xD

Ah, really? I always wanted to try out the hairless, naked, silhouette thing to see if they really are recognisable. That's awesome that you can tell them apart!

Thank you so much! Yeah, he's had some experience dealing with an unstable person like Julian all the time, also Susan is like his "home away from home" mom. Even if he thinks it's fun to get in her way all the time. Wow. That's so cool, I didn't think my character interaction was going so well, but then again I lack the ability to tell what I'm doing with stuff like that anyway. xD

I'm glad you still like my comic, thank you again! Your comment totally made my day.

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