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@Anari: I find it's a great coping mechanism. You take something that makes you sad or angry, and turn it into something that makes you laugh instead. You take the power away from it, y'know?
Shit, they're onto me.
@ZSnazzy: She works as a zookeeper, a great career choice for anyone who loves animals and hates people.
@TacoBot: Thanks! I'm glad this execrable thing is entertaining people. I've got some plans for increased publicity, but until then I'm mostly relying on word-of-mouth (and ads, but those cost money).

Also, never heard of Gingiva. My avatar comes from some demented drawing I made a few years ago.
'Tis the season.
You've discovered the brilliant secret behind this comic's title! It's definitely, absolutely not a lazy placeholder I ended up using permanently because I'm too stupid to think of a more clever or memorable title, no sir.
Heyyyy, it's another April Fool's comic exchange with my hombre Antisocial. Is this going to happen every year?

If you'd like, you can peruse his comic about anime girls, Shy Guys, and breaking the fourth wall here:
@Kumata: "Ho, Ho, Nope". Come now, why would Diego ever associate with hope in any way?
It's a seeeeeeeeeeeecret.

But it involves peanut butter and a feather duster.
100 strips already? My, where does the time go?
I could just delete the comment, but, uh... YOU DIN SEE NUFFIN.
My compadre Antisocial made this as part of a comic swap for this most sacred of holidays. He's got my style down pretty well... perhaps TOO well. I should probably keep an eye on him.

You can check out some of his comics featuring busty anime chicks here:
@Kumata: One of these days she'll succeed and draw the black curtain over humanity's stage.
December 8th, 2015
Hope you're spending Valentine's Day with the people or drugs you love.
By my friend Ty, who actually made this comic two years ago, and I've neglected to upload it until now. Cough.

Check out more of his peculiar pictorializations at
And all of them are terrible.
50 comics! That's twice as much as 25, and half as much as 100!
I haven't visited Smack Jeeves in over a year.

I am blithe to discover that you're still updating this comic. =)

I hate Afday. :p
You've already posted this comic here, Algeya.