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Really guys you've been great, but we've moved to a permanent site that has been up for quite some time. You'll like it I promise.
Xmas!!
What more can we say than Merry Christmas from ours to yours. No seriously there’s nothing more to say. We got to get back to the festivities.
Rules are made to be broken
I'd say first rule of robot mecha zord fight club is don't talk about robot mecha zord fight club, but it's not exactly something you do in the shadows of a parking garage. People see you. People hear all about it on the six o'clock news. The fact that Jeff works crazy hours definitely helps keep him out of the loop though. If he only knew what we used the house electric for. It's an amazing feat actually that we were able to convert those things to AC power in the first place. You know what kind of converters you need to go from magic power crystal to a house plug? Yeah neither did Radio Shack. Had to think outside the box a bit. Hopefully we don't get cancer from excess radiation. Maybe we'll need to wear some protection. Perhaps an extra layer of clothing. I'm asking Santa for a scarf. A scarf to protect my junk from radiation.
The year is coming to an even faster end. Time to think about resolutions. If you guys think of any good ones for the comic we're all ears. Just be nice okay? "Be funnier" is not what you would call constructive criticism and we will remember what you said in the coming Nuclear zombie apocalypse.
As for the usual follow us on the Tweet, "like" us on Facebook, and share us with your friends. Friends who laugh together survive zombies together or something like that.
Just here for the money ladies
Matt may just go missing from the comic for another year despite or brilliant brain storming. So we're clear the puppies would be wearing the bikinis and then be used to clean the cars. I know this really fluffy one that would be great for getting the rims and this chubby little meat steak that drinks up any moisture she finds. Perfect for drying. No streaks. Not at our car wash. Maybe we should go with that bake sale. People love cookies and junk. Well if you can even call the things we'd sell baked goods legally. I mean they are baked. In an oven. Close enough.

Hey guys the year is about to end and with that a new year comes. Any resolutions? Maybe you should laugh more or share with friends? We can help with both of those easily. To get a jump start on the holidays follow us on the Twitter and Facebook.
guest experience
Looks like Matt is in trouble with the law. Jay probably should have made it clear to Matt that the customer is always right, sometimes. Even so you probably shouldn't hit them more than once. The comic does really address some serious issues though like how some parents don't know a thing about what they are buying their kids. Video games especially don't try to hide the content of their titles. Good rule of thumb is if there's a gun on the cover it's too violent for your infant. Also just a peeve of us gamers working in retail, Zelda and Mario are not available for the Playstation or Xbox and yeah those are two separate things. You know what I'm happy Matt hit that lady now.

Follow us on the usual type social stuff and we will take care of you. If your idea of being taken care of is us posting funny stuff here and there.
My only real worry about this new show is that if it's a success and runs for seven seasons like the original what are they going to do twelve years down the road when they want to continue the story with Cory and Topenga as grandparents? Wait just answered that myself in my head. Boy and Girl Meets World. She has twins. Genius. I'll start writing it now get it picked up by Disney. They got money out to Pluto. Avengers Meet World? That could be cool. Baby Hulk Smash!!!
The dress was too much
If you don't understand why Jeff is dressed so nicely to kill a turkey than you obviously do not know and or do not care what game came out Tuesday. So if that is the case let's go with he wanted to look nice for dinner.

Let's all take a moment to be thankful that Twinkies are saved. Now let's all take a moment to check if there was any return policy on that eBay purchase we made. A crate really does seem like too much now. Should have really thought this one through.

We wish you all a spare moment to enjoy a home cooked meal before you rush out for things at low prices and to all a Happy Thanksgiving. Also share our comic. Thanks!
Prince?
The Holiday Season overload is a serious issue for gamers. Just about all the most anticipated titles of the year come out within a single month. Somehow this year I am playing Jeopardy! and am patiently waiting for all the titles I need to play to discount themselves. Jeff and Aaron are not as easily satisfied with game shows though and are cramming as much play time in the hottest titles as possible. Sometimes I won’t see them for what seems like days while they attempt to make it to the next milestone. Maybe I’ll see them for Thanksgiving, but then again Hitman comes out soon.

“like” us on Facebook and follow us on the Twitter. We say stuff on there. See you all next week!
deep sea trouble
So the truth is that we were affected by Sandy. Not in a we need your help so text "Relief" to 555 anything, just in a we had no power for almost a week and couldn't get you a proper comic last week.

One may wonder how if Matt was lost in the woods for a year he heard anything about Hurricane Sandy? Well why are you concerning yourself with that? Shouldn't you be more worried about how he survived out there? That seems like it would be important information in case you were ever in that situation. The odds of us dressing you in a Stay Puft costume and then leaving you in the woods to survive on your own are slim, but it is possible.

Don't forget to share our comic with all your friends and strangers. Also "like" us on Facebook and follow us on the Twitter. You're cool.
Matt-mallow
You guys thought we forgot about Matt huh? Nah, we were just waiting for this gag to play out. Longest wait for a pay off ever. Someone is going to have to explain to his job where he has been. Not it. In our defense Aaron's thirst is a serious condition.

How did Matt survive out in the woods? He's dressed as a giant marshmallow there had to have been animals that would have found that delicious. I find that delicious. Who wouldn't really? Who didn't love the marshmallows in Lucky Charms? Picture that like times a bajillion. Yeah that's the good stuff.

So you know "Like" us on Facebook and follow us on the Twitter. See you all next week as our month long story comes to a wrap and we finish celebrating Halloween.
Midnight Ride
He's coming and once he is seen he cannot be unseen. The tales are true. You should be scared. Some say he is an angel of mercy. Others say he is the devil himself. Some other others say he is just a child abductor and then there's plenty who will just tell you it's all in your head. Tread lightly.

Yeah so we're trying to get into the spirit of the holiday around here. What are you guys doing in preparation? Did you dust off the candy corn yet? Fluff out the fake cobwebs? Cause remember only the scariest houses get a visit from the Great Pumpkin. I may not exactly have my facts straight. I never really celebrated Halloween as a kid. I dressed up of course, but that wasn't exclusive to October for me. There's plenty of photos of me cosplaying my favorite characters all over the scrap books. Halloween just meant that we had to shut the porch light off before some little creeps came trying to take our candy. Hope you guys like the continuing story as we are going straight to the 31st with it. If you don't you need not worry because it's only a couple more weeks.

"Like" us on Facebook and follow us on the Twitter. Maybe we'll tell scary stories, maybe we won't. Follow us to find out.
Creative Writing
You wouldn't guess it, but Aaron has quite the lumps and is a wiz with paper mache. One time he crafted himself a newspaper. Yes newspapers are the main ingredient of paper mache, but he crafted one people actually read. It was nuts. He then crafted himself a bicycle and delivered them door to door. Only made it to the first door though. It started raining and well paper mache does not stand up well to water. He's a persistent fella though. Carried that pile of wet mush door to door and made sure everyone got their paper. Did he ever ask for a thank you? No. Just doing his duty.

Well Aaron would like to ask a favor of you now. "Like" us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter. There's words and stuff on there sometimes and wouldn't it be nice if you were there to see that stuff.
Fudge love
Aaron has an unnatural love for chocolate fudge, almost as unnatural as Jeff's love for men in feline body paint and bathing suits. We can't even have fudge in the house anymore. He once thought someone had eaten the tub of Christmas fudge Santa brought him and it almost broke out into an ECW house show. Some chairs were thrown, harsh words were said, but all was righted when he found it behind the giraffe cookie jar. As for my love of Ghostbusters and my desire to mimic them whenever possible, there's nothing wrong with that. They cross the streams without fear and save the day. They are heroes and we all owe them a debt of gratitude.

So the holidays are coming and that means you need to get into the spirit of giving. For example for that one friend that has everything you can give them the joy of laughter and share our comic with them. If any of those little kids come knocking on my door they are getting a note sending them to Cannotsavehere.com. Not sure how the parents will feel about that... Maybe I should get some candy, but you should "like" us on Facebook and follow us on that Twitter. Do people still use Twitter? I think so.
Bang bang
Jeff doesn't like games to shoot back at him while he is shooting at them. It's a legit issue. The problem really stemmed from him not listening to my suggestion to play the demo of Resident Evil 6 in a certain order and ease himself into things. Oh well, the rage has subsided and we will be Co-oping as scheduled.

As anyone who pledged money to our Kickstarter already knows we did not reach our goal and therefore nobody was charged. Kickstarter said it best when they said, "...backing a project shows your support for a creator's work. The value in that never expires!". It really does mean a great deal to us that you guys believed in us and showed your support in a big way. We will be doing something special for those who did try to make our project a reality and believe us when we say that the experience was worth it and our spirits are still high for the future.

This week I will not be plugging in order to mourn the death of our Kickstart project. See you all next week.
Dollar Menu
It's no secret we like to party. We don't always get to party as a whole though which makes for moments like this where I am left getting excited about something and no one is conscious enough to humor me. You would think living under the same roof as your best friends would mean you get to hang out with them all the time. Well you don't. Between work and well other obligations (Aaron has court appointed meetings every Tuesday) we just rarely party altogether.

We only have five days left to our Kickstarter project and well it does not look like it will be a success. We appreciate everyone that did pledge and supported us in this attempt like you would never understand. You believed in us and we'll always remember that. Of course there's still a chance we can be fully funded, but only with your help. Check it out right here http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1557749333/cannot-save-here-bigger-and-better?r ef=search
A trip down Rocky Road
Not sure where exactly I started my downward slope into chunky territory. Maybe it was having ice cream for breakfast every morning. I like to believe it wasn't though because I'm not ready to give that up yet. Sadly it's true, none of my pants fit quite like they used to anymore, but to my benefit skin tight lady pants on men seem to be the fashion these days. I'm sexy and didn't even know it. Time to hit the gym I guess cause I sure as heck am not going shopping for a whole new wardrobe.

For everyone That's still with us our Kickstarter isn't dead yet so if you're feeling generous go check that out and throw us a couple dollars. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1557749333/cannot-save-here-bigger-and-better?r ef=search

Also "like" us on Facebook and you'll get special treatment, ie; we'll treat you like a friend. Follow us on Twitter and we may let you in on the joke and even give you the most recent news.
Bring on the competition
Even the worse games can have a second life in them if someone can put a competitive twist to them. We are just the people to insert that edge to an otherwise friendly or just horrible game. Heck Aaron and I made channel surfing into a competition and well a drinking game too.

Don’t you want more of us? Like maybe twice a week? Well we have a Kickstarter just for that. We’re trying to raise a mere $2,000 and we’re currently at $152 with eighteen days to go. We’re not asking you to just simply hand over your money without compensation either we got some pretty cool rewards for backers of all sorts. Who doesn’t like keeping their torsos covered? We got this pretty sweet shirt design and if covering your wall is more your style we have a “Corgi loves rainbows” poster too. Lacking someone to talk to? Well for the right price we’ll include you in a conversation as we write the strip. Really desperate for attention? You can get a date with Jeff. A date with Jeff! I know pretty unbelievable right? Well start believing because we need your help. Be our heroes and believe we will not let you down.

Okay so the begging portion of this rant is done. Seriously though please back us. This Thursday, or tomorrow if you are reading this on Wednesday, we are doing a full day of drawing requests on our Facebook fan page. That is you post anything on our wall and Aaron will draw it. Well he’ll try to get to all of your requests at least. He will also likely be partying it up the night before so he won’t be up till noon, but rest assured all requests will be attempted to be fulfilled. Oh and guys and gals attempt to keep it R rated or less. If you really want to see a Disney Princess go down on a rhino the internet already has it available for you. Or at least there’s a good chance it will after you all Google that enough. So if you aren’t already a fan of our Facebook page you should get on that so that you can get a pretty cool image drawn by request. Also follow us on Twitter because that’s where all the cool kids hang out.
Those bread sticks, mmm
Jeff has never been shy about making a scene. Not sure why we would have thought he would take the news of losing his show easy. Why he had to mess with Aaron's endless bowl of noodles is beyond me. Just an innocent bystander in all of this really.

Down to business guys and gals. You have all been amazing recently supporting the comic and sharing us with friends, but we need more help.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1557749333/cannot-save-here-bigger-and-better

That right there is our Kickstarter project. We are looking to take this comic to the next step. For the past couple weeks we have given you two a week as a sample of what it would be like. You had a good laugh right? Well let's get this ball rolling. Look every single dollar will help. A dollar still too much to ask? Well then just hit up your rich Uncle. Introduce him to the comic. You know he will love it and demand more. If you didn't already know about the project than perhaps it's because you never "liked" us on Facebook or followed us on Twitter like we told you to for all the Cannot Save Here news.
Jeff's character demanded the spot light and well he got it. Only problem is he may have gone mad with power. How did he convince us this was a good idea? How did we not notice the guest wasn't real? Her green room demands were certainly real. I never saw so many pop tarts and puppies in one room. Does Jeff secretly crave fruity pastries and is too ashamed to admit it?

So I promised big news for Friday and I'm delivering. Though I can't share all the details yet we will have merchandise available to you soon. Want to know what we got in mind? Well how does a "Corgi loves rainbows" poster sound? Maybe you would prefer something you can wear around? Well check the Facebook page for an image. Let us know what you think on our page and as always follow us on Twitter as well for all the up to date Cannot Save Here news. This is just the tip of the iceberg folks. We are planning big things for you and we really hope to continue to have your support along the way.
You voted
Aaron and Jay are taking a week off and letting Jeff take the spotlight. Don’t worry we’ll be back next strip even if for only a moment. This is what you guys get when you vote Jeff a popular character in the strip. You get more of him. Also seeing his introduction to the strip our resident handy man Dominic aka Mr. Fix-it. Maybe things will break around the strip and we can get to know Dominic better. And yes Jeff does know how to make a sandwich.



This Friday unless any unforeseen disasters happen we will be making a big announcement. So please stay tuned and remember the best way to be up to date on everything Cannot Save Here is to follow us on the Twitter and “like” us on Facebook.