THEAuthor

THEAuthor

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About Me

I'm one of those people you go to for UNcommon sense.

I like reading books, writing books, reading about writing books, writing about reading books, reading comic books, writing comic books, ... heck, if it involves english in its written form, assume I like it.

My hobbies include drawing, researching, pacing excessively, reading, writing, and avoiding arithmatic.

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Comment on 193-You're a good man, Charlie Brown of David Doesn't Get It
THEAuthor, 12 Dec 2012 04:09 pm
Wow, haven't commented in a while... bad fan, bad fan, no cookie.

Ah yes, family emergencies. I love your comforting. XD I just tell the poor schmucks straight out "I have no clue what to say here, But I want to comfort you." and pat them awkwardly. All hail Asperger's, hahaha!

I'm glad everything turned out alright. :)
Comment on 173-I do not want your STDs of David Doesn't Get It
THEAuthor, 02 Oct 2012 02:17 pm
I love everything about this conversation.
Comment on 172-Emo, teenager David of David Doesn't Get It
THEAuthor, 01 Oct 2012 10:17 pm
You're a great storyteller, David. Thank you for sharing your life with us.

You can tell how mad I am by how quietly I close the door. I tried the whole rebellious teen slam door thing once, you know? YEAH. Just once. That had kind of awful consiquences and I never did it again. I subconsiously remember that when I'm super ticked off or something so I yell and storm away and close the door VERY VERY QUIETLY. Hahaha!
Comment on 05 of Turbulence in H2o
THEAuthor, 23 Sep 2012 11:12 pm
MY SISTER DID THIS TO ME. Except she flipped me over her shoulder. And I didn't yell because apperently bodily harm does not make my "Things To Yell at Little Sister For" list. Or it could have been, you know, because I couldn't breathe.

Anywho, AWESOME PAGE.
Comment on 169-Stupid dog! of David Doesn't Get It
THEAuthor, 20 Sep 2012 08:54 pm
@daviddoesntgetit: Labrador Retriever. FAT Labrador Retriever.
Comment on 169-Stupid dog! of David Doesn't Get It
THEAuthor, 20 Sep 2012 12:42 am
Bwahahaha! I had an aunt who called her dog D.O.G. (as in, spelled it out. Sounds like "dee-oh-gee") I remember because I was like 7 and he was huge, and would sit on me when I was laying on the floor and I couldn't get up. Good times.
Comment on David Doesn't Get It BABIEZ of David Doesn't Get It
THEAuthor, 16 Aug 2012 08:11 pm
@daviddoesntgetit: Oh wow, I'll have to look those pictures up! They sound fantastic.

The interstate going through El Paso TX is about thirty feet from Juares (pronounced whar-ez) Mexico. You have towering glass buildings housing the USA's prosparity on one side of you, and hills covered with broken homes, stacked on top of each other like piles in a landfil on the other. It's a site to see, I tell you.

EDIT: HAhahaha! Those pictures were great, and the fence was... actually impressive! We got chain link and freaking barbed wire! XD
Comment on 157-And Amy makes three of David Doesn't Get It
THEAuthor, 15 Aug 2012 05:45 pm
@daviddoesntgetit: Ha, that's great. Hey, thanks for answering my question, even though it was pretty darn strange. Anyways, coolio. :)
Comment on 157-And Amy makes three of David Doesn't Get It
THEAuthor, 08 Aug 2012 10:07 am
Hey, congratulations on being a Godfather! And here's hope for a problem free pregnancy for Amy. :)

Weirdo question: lots of people toted around a stuffed animal or blanket when they were kids. I'd drag around my dad's socks (they were huge!) and a bear my dad got gambling. Did you guys have anything like that? If so, what?
Comment on 155-I am an Eagletonian of David Doesn't Get It
THEAuthor, 01 Aug 2012 05:36 pm
Haha, I concur. Were I live, everyone is poor, and those who aren't got it through hard hard work and don't flaunt it. I went up to a camp I busted my buttocks saving for in Virginia when I was 14. Kid's were forging friendships on the hardships of ketchup stains on designer clothing and I was staring at my shirt and thinking "I wonder if church donation bin counts as a brand." XD
Hahaha, good times.

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