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Let's just say I'm one of those lucky ones that didn't grow out of Pokemon.
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@Ren: That's the correct spelling. You've been living a lie.
Sorry about this, need some time.

In other news, I've closed my Patreon. Not fair taking any money when I'm not providing content.

Hope to be back as soon as possible.
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...aaaand stinkshipping is back on the table. I guess not being desperate is a plus, what do you know. And it helps when the girl has bonkers imagination. Seriously, Anzu is kinda like a Daisy who tries to be a Sabrina. That's hilarious and moe.

(Cast Page updated with Anzu and Raskal, by the way)


This concludes our double-sized New Year's Eve update of 2017 - ending the year on strip #365, how quaint. And we almost reached 100 pages in this year alone, that's an amazing score compared to some of the previous years.

Anyway, I wish you all a Happy New Year and hopefully you'll choose to include Yonkoma Nuzlocke in your 2018 - I'd love to have you along for the ride until the end. Be healthy, be safe - and be entertained on a regular basis.

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Well, so much for stinkshipping. Thanks for nothing, Doug.

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No. Not "Janine". I appreciate the pun attempt (ja-nin, get it?), but that name is almost as horrid as Bonnie's when compared to the original. The theme is "ninja". Koga sounds Japanese. Janine does not. And Anzu is a perfectly good name to just keep without changing. It's similarly short, similarly Japanese-sounding and there's no doubt on how to pronounce it regardless. Sorry to all the English purists - I'm going with Anzu.

More importantly, she's a cutie. Doki doki indeed. And yes, since they met by setting off a Stunky, it shall be called shitshi- I mean stinkshipping. Let's see if it goes anywhere - God knows Doug could use some female company, even his Pokémon team is all male.

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Koga has given up and stocked up.

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That third panel is them both wondering why she tied Doug up, yet didn't confiscate his Poké Balls. Probably assumed most Pokémon wouldn't dare to get out to help him, what with the smell and such. And yeah, I think she's right. Qouvix has no nose though... nor does he have arms to untie Doug. Well.

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His name is Raskal. Spelled with a "k", because it makes it more reminiscent of "stink" or "Stunky" in general.
And he is pretty famous around these parts.

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Who might that be?!

Now, if you've noticed where we are, you might be wondering about that "Doushi" thing. Simply put, it's Koga's family name. The ninja clan puts similar emphasis on family and heritage as the Rattata families we've seen, so once again it's last name first.

"Doushi" itself means "comrade" or "kindred soul" (or just "verb", but let's ignore that), but it also semi-combines other Japanese words - namely "doku" (poison), "shi" (death) and "shinobi" (stealth, a word often used for female ninja).

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We're back to our primary protagonist and in true Dougian fashion, he's in a pretty pathetic pinch.

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Yes, I'm joking with this "to be continued" forecast;
With Daisy unleashed this Christmas is surely the last!

Merry Christmas, everybody! Have yourself a Mega awesome time, but don't go Dais- I mean craz- I mean... those are synonymous, so whatever. Just don't go there.

God bless and see you on December 31st - with the last update of 2017 on its last day, as per tradition.

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@Guest: Typo fixed, thanks for the heads-up. Gary's face will be fixed soon enough as well, the guy's a Rock-type, he can take it.
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This marks the final appearance of Sudden Narrator. I'm firing him for being a smartass.
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A rare moment of honesty? Or maybe just deja vu.
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A rare moment of honesty? Or maybe just boredom.
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These are called Kucheetos, by the way. They're supposed to be shaped like the back-mouth of a Mawile (Jap name: Ku-chee-toh) and the advertisement mascot is a radical Mawile with so much 'tude that he wears Black Glasses on its eyes and on its back-mouth, making it look as if it had eyes too. It's ridiculous - and doesn't boost its Dark attacks any more than if it had only one pair.
Did... Did Jon just ECH?

Is he... Oh God, he is. Because he's a bird, so it's like... Jacques and all that noise...
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Wax on and wax off remember you should, Gary Oak.
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Fuji, you left a stranger in your house, Fuji, what.
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Should I add one to the "Losses" counter in memory of Fuji's crazy hair?