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Hey look! More trauma to compound the current one.
Sounds like you just want to hate-f*ck him all the time. :p
September 6th, 2019
Because sometimes, all you can do is laugh. Because if you don't laugh, you will cry. And if you start crying, you won't stop crying even when the tears have stopped coming.
Question: Have you found the talking sword?
She's in the undercity of Neketaka and I find her hilarious.
And after the 'trial' you can just send him off to annoy some other people.
@zenat: I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case. XD
Dog is a Grey Warden. Simplest Explanation.
August 1st, 2019
I got answers to questions I never had. Next to more questions I didn't want.
Noah, as usual, looks like he doesn't want to be involved.
May The Darcy have mercy on your soul! For God won't be around to give.
Hound von Slobberkins III would definitely have wiped the floor with Little Loghi.

But since there are 'rules' and 'laws' that need to be followed, my Human Noble Warden decided to do it instead.

The dog was unimpressed by my performance.
I've listened to every song mentioned just now.

The combo of Noah's attitude and his song are an interresting contrast.

Izzy's choice is very fitting. 'Nuf said.

Smegli's a strangly pleasant surprise. The mix of MJ's voice with the magnificent Houston can almost be heard without any help.

Poor Len, capable of communing with forces beyond the #th dimensions and other scapes of hell and despair, yet she's rightfully aware that people are, and always will be, the scariest damn thing around.

Jerry... Never expected to see a complete face on him. His song choice is about as excentric as his existance and imagining his mess of a voice on this song makes me think that it was probably a good thing when he didn't have a mouth.

Hoping to see the rest of the cast. Curious as to see what The Darcy could perform.
June 15th, 2019
Welp... time to prepare for the inevitable shit-storm that's going to happen within a few pages.
June 13th, 2019
@SecretlyEuropean: The only vehicle capable of carrying the might of the Florida-man
I'm low-key hoping that we'll be able to mix archetypes in the upcoming Dragon Age.

It should make sense for an apostate mage to have picked up some rogueish skills for instance.

Hawke would've appreciated some skills in blade-work and dodging against the Arishok.
What a lovely, yet hostile, family picnic.
Yeah… fly as f*ck-boi appears out of nowhere. Basically become insta-besties and potentialy de-stabilize an entire planet with a regime change.
Well... considering the track-record of Hawke, I'm not so sure that they're the hero Thedas needs.

Being the cause and the solution to a Qunari 'incident'.
Being (partially) responsible for a blown-up Chantry.
Causing mayhem in the political, criminal and residential spheres of influence the city both by happenstance and (almost) on purpose.

Basically, Hawke is an unguided missile who just happens to hit the right targets more often than not.