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Deonis
  • Real Name
    Corwin
  • Age
    26
  • Gender
    Male
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A smuggler without a ship is like a... well a smuggler without a ship.
DAII: The Game of Bad Decisions that somehow work out, even if only for a small part.
Yeah, ME2 lay-out was really weird.

I think there were a few lines in ME3 about how it wasn't up to military code, or didn't make a lot of sense. Like with the armoury placement.
Welp, that's burned into my retinas for the rest of my life.

Congrats on making it eight long years. The passage of time will only go faster and faster.
Well done, 'Champion'.
DA:O had poultices, not potions. They even made a joke about it in Inquisition with Bull and his band of misfits.

Also, relatable RPG problems.
Deonis
February 27th, 2019
This is a surprising yet not surprising new OTP for this comic.
Deonis
February 26th, 2019
Did… did the Darcy just get broken?!
Yeah, sometimes I also say to myself, "What's the worst that could happen", before regretting every life decision I ever made as my fresh new character lies on the floor in a broken heap of hopes and aspirations.
Deonis
February 13th, 2019
Eh, livers grow back if you don't remove all of it.
You saw a once in a lifetime event and went for it.
Me:
Finally done with all the inane side-quests!

Companions looming around the corner:
Hey Inquisitor, we need to go hiking at the place with the people so we can get the thing for the shenanigan holding that doo-dad.
Take care of yourself! Mental health is stupid hard to figure out sometimes.
Yes, this is a fair division of presents.
Deonis
December 24th, 2018
The gun is going to need some extra settings, I guess.
Deonis
December 4th, 2018
I'm wondering. He once said he's always so tired from being so angry at everything all the time. Who's he sleeping? Does he get enough and is it in a proper bed? Has he perhaps gone to therapy for his anger/sleep issues?

So many questions.
Deonis
November 30th, 2018
Welp...
Deonis
November 2nd, 2018
That's a bit of a problem, alright.
Deonis
October 27th, 2018
Oh right, that happened. Someone having a hole in their stomache is a bad thing to forget.