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Deonis
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    Corwin
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May The Darcy have mercy on your soul! For God won't be around to give.
Hound von Slobberkins III would definitely have wiped the floor with Little Loghi.

But since there are 'rules' and 'laws' that need to be followed, my Human Noble Warden decided to do it instead.

The dog was unimpressed by my performance.
I've listened to every song mentioned just now.

The combo of Noah's attitude and his song are an interresting contrast.

Izzy's choice is very fitting. 'Nuf said.

Smegli's a strangly pleasant surprise. The mix of MJ's voice with the magnificent Houston can almost be heard without any help.

Poor Len, capable of communing with forces beyond the #th dimensions and other scapes of hell and despair, yet she's rightfully aware that people are, and always will be, the scariest damn thing around.

Jerry... Never expected to see a complete face on him. His song choice is about as excentric as his existance and imagining his mess of a voice on this song makes me think that it was probably a good thing when he didn't have a mouth.

Hoping to see the rest of the cast. Curious as to see what The Darcy could perform.
Deonis
June 15th, 2019
Welp... time to prepare for the inevitable shit-storm that's going to happen within a few pages.
Deonis
June 13th, 2019
@SecretlyEuropean: The only vehicle capable of carrying the might of the Florida-man
I'm low-key hoping that we'll be able to mix archetypes in the upcoming Dragon Age.

It should make sense for an apostate mage to have picked up some rogueish skills for instance.

Hawke would've appreciated some skills in blade-work and dodging against the Arishok.
What a lovely, yet hostile, family picnic.
Yeah… fly as f*ck-boi appears out of nowhere. Basically become insta-besties and potentialy de-stabilize an entire planet with a regime change.
Well... considering the track-record of Hawke, I'm not so sure that they're the hero Thedas needs.

Being the cause and the solution to a Qunari 'incident'.
Being (partially) responsible for a blown-up Chantry.
Causing mayhem in the political, criminal and residential spheres of influence the city both by happenstance and (almost) on purpose.

Basically, Hawke is an unguided missile who just happens to hit the right targets more often than not.
A smuggler without a ship is like a... well a smuggler without a ship.
DAII: The Game of Bad Decisions that somehow work out, even if only for a small part.
Yeah, ME2 lay-out was really weird.

I think there were a few lines in ME3 about how it wasn't up to military code, or didn't make a lot of sense. Like with the armoury placement.
Welp, that's burned into my retinas for the rest of my life.

Congrats on making it eight long years. The passage of time will only go faster and faster.
Well done, 'Champion'.
DA:O had poultices, not potions. They even made a joke about it in Inquisition with Bull and his band of misfits.

Also, relatable RPG problems.
Deonis
February 27th, 2019
This is a surprising yet not surprising new OTP for this comic.
Deonis
February 26th, 2019
Did… did the Darcy just get broken?!
Yeah, sometimes I also say to myself, "What's the worst that could happen", before regretting every life decision I ever made as my fresh new character lies on the floor in a broken heap of hopes and aspirations.
Deonis
February 13th, 2019
Eh, livers grow back if you don't remove all of it.