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NtKPaige, 19 Mar 2014 02:21 pm
It's true. I was really impressed. Until the smell hit. Then I turned the fan on and made it point at him so it would blow away from me.

But it is very good chicken, and loaded with fiber, hence all the farting.

Paige's Farty Chicken

1 tbsp butter
1 tbsp olive oil
2 large shallots
1 garlic clove, crushed and chopped
2 sticks celery
3 skinless chicken breasts
300g pearl barley
250ml white wine
400g mushrooms (I like either button or chestnut mushrooms)
1 tbsp thyme
1 ltr hot chicken stock
3 tbsp grated parmesan
chopped chives to garnish
100g spinach

1. In a large, heavy saucepan heat the butter and oil. Saute the shallot with the celery and garlic until softened. Add the chicken and cook until white on the outside.

2. Add the barley and cook for 1 minute. Pour in the wine and stir until it is absorbed. Add the mushrooms and thyme, then pour over the stock. Cook for 40 minutes, stirring occasionally.

3. Remove from the heat and stir in the spinach and parmesan until the spinach is just wilted. Top with chopped chives and serve immediately.
Comment on Wodka wodka wodka of Neko the Kitty
NtKPaige, 05 Mar 2014 12:01 pm
I laughed for a frighteningly long time at "C. Section". I need new drugs.
Comment on Oscar Mayer of Neko the Kitty
NtKPaige, 03 Mar 2014 02:11 pm
GT: I have to grudgingly admit that it never fails to amuse me that not only do you accept your role as the Official Neko the Kitty Troll, but you positively revel in it. Respek dude.

Also, totally flattered you remembered my birthday is coming up, thank you!

And as an aside regarding your comment, luckily with Gar around there's no need for me to do so :)

Comment on This is going to make at least one person hungry for burgers. of Neko the Kitty
NtKPaige, 17 Feb 2014 12:15 pm
I'm just so glad that I find McDonald's food utterly vile. Didn't used to be that way and I have no doubts it helped me tip the scales at nearly 335 at my heaviest. Fortunately, I'm nearly 100 pounds slimmer and still going down, and I am sure my LACK of McDonald's is a major factor in that!
Comment on Sonnet of Neko the Kitty
NtKPaige, 14 Feb 2014 06:41 am
We're crazy romantic fools like that.
Comment on Yet another PSA of Neko the Kitty
NtKPaige, 12 Feb 2014 05:58 pm
GT: Firstly, props for bringing me to the point of doing what heretofore I would have sworn impossible.

Secondly, jeebus dude, some things are not meant to be shared.
Comment on Universal translators always skip swear words of Neko the Kitty
NtKPaige, 08 Feb 2014 07:09 pm
We're working on it, bear with us folks.
Comment on #592 "And is really managing quite a lot of shades" of Neko the Kitty
NtKPaige, 03 Feb 2014 11:41 am
This is one of my favourites, being my favourite cat's interpretation of one of my favourite paintings ;)
Comment on Keno Cooper and the Christmas Tree of Neko the Kitty
NtKPaige, 24 Dec 2013 06:03 am
Merry Christmas Nekolytes! And since over here, "merry" can also mean "cheerfully drunk" I wish you all a Merry Christmas in every sense of the word!!!
Comment on For a friend of Neko the Kitty
NtKPaige, 17 Dec 2013 12:58 pm
Sorry to hear about your loss, Agen. Have a Merry Christmas dude.

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