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senor_pena

I'm a comic artist... obviously. I'm a video gamer overall, but mostly Nintendo. I'll be loyal to the end. I have a hate/love relationship with my art, in that I want to have sex with it on some days and burn it to a crisp on others. I'm really not sure what I'll throw onto this site, but if it's approved of enough by you people, I'll keep it up. Most of my stuff is on my DA account right now though, so look there if you wanna see more. And uh... I guess that's it. Any questions you got, just ask. I don't mind... I don't think. Hmmm, lemme get back to you on that.

My favorite...
Video Game Console: 3DS!
Band: My Chemical Romance / The Used
Medium: Deh inks
Clothing: Bummish (hoodie, fingerless gloves, hat, jeans, and shoes)
Web Comics: Hi-Def Exodus, Insta-Dinner, My Life With Fel, Minor Acts of Heroism, Chimneyspeak
Lifestyle: Calm on the outside, manic on the inside
Quote: "Unorthodox art is the best art."
Holiday: My birthday
Artist: Jhonen Vasquez / Alex Pardee

DeviantArt: http://senor-pena.deviantart.com/

Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/senor_pena

Real Name

Mike Serpa
Age

26
Gender

Male

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Hi-Def Exodus

19 pages

On Hiatus

DB: Here, catch!

*puts Fruitloop in a headlock and backflips over the railing, slamming into Justin*

DB: Fuckin' weak, man.

Piper: I'm... I'm gonna take the stairs.

DB: FUCKIN' COWARD CHODE! GET DOWN HERE LIKE A MAN!

Piper: I'm a girl.

DB: LIKE A MAAAAAAAAAN!!!

(And like always, no rush kid. I know you have a full plate and I don't want to pressure you.)

DB: "Hey Fruitloop... do you uh... do you wanna tag al-"

FL: "OH BOY DO I! HOLD ON LET ME EMPTY OUT MY STOMACH SO I CAN SWALLOW ALL OF YOUR-"

DB: "Haha oh boy neverfuckingmind, I redact the fuck outta that invitation. In fact, I'm gonna invite the cops instead! To your house! How fun will that be! Shit haha, so much fun!"

FL: Why do you like the zoo so much?

DB: The giraffes! Those necks... so slender, it's like you could just grab hold and...

*giraffes in police uniforms show up*

Giraffe: FREEZE! GIRAFFE POLICE! YOU WERE GOING TO DO THE NASTY WITH A GIRAFFE! THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!

DB: You can't tell me where I put my dick!

Giraffe: And you can't tell me where I put these bullets!

*busts a cap in that bitch*

DB: SHIT!

FL: ....Dude, wh-how stoned am I?

"I-I'm looming! See? My presence is unnerving and powerful!"

"Definitely unnerving. I've called the police. They're bringing the Rectal Hounds."

"NOT THE RECTAL HOUNDS!"

Maybe if i hum the Magmoor Caverns theme from Metroid Prime loud enough to him, he'll pay attention to me.

(What? It would work on me, fuck off)

FL: "You see, the crushing economic situation is very disconcerting to me. As well as the rising levels of drug abuse and violence, I feel that society is rapidly decl-"

Girls: "Yeah yeah, shut the fuck up for a second *snorts an 8-ball and a ground up eraser* gyaaAAAAAAAAAAHFUCKINSHITYEAHSORRYWHATWEREYOUSAYINGFOOTLOOSE!?"

FL: "It... it's Fruitloo-"

Girls: "SHUDDAFUCKUPANLETSFUCKSOMEBITCHESINTHEIRASSHOLES!"

Fruitloop: So? She'll be able to help then.

Ariel: You poor fool. There are only a small collection of mortals I fear. And she is not one of them, for she is not mortal. She is a husk, harboring the reverent spirit of the darker king of the unknown. She is, in layman's terms, a boss-ass bitch. And what's the one thing you don't do to boss-ass bitches?

Fruitloop: ...Fucks wit'em?

Ariel: Fucks wit'em.

Ahem *coughs, clears throat and finds the perfect pitch*

GAAAAAY!

And then she duo-suplexes them into the ground

CONSUME... CONSUME... I SHALL CONSUME... EVERYTHING...

What's this? Fruitloop is reacting to his misplaced affections! SHHHHHWOOOOOOOOOP!! FEOOOOOOOOSH! Fruitloop has evolved into Megafruitloop!

Then, driven by the power of love, he razes a country and kills millions in the name of Downbeat. Cities burn, rivers flow with blood, and hands are thrown to the sky in prayer for some, if any, salvation.

Here's your motivation: if they catch us they'll FLAY US AND BURN US ON CROSSES OF LAYAWAY SIGNS! AND IN THE BLACKENED HEAVEN OF THE AFTERLIFE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND TEAR YOUR VERY SOULS ASUNDER!!

Well I'm glad this comic came back on a positive note!

I do say, those chaps are stealing our sacrifice. But perhaps they are unaware of their transgressions. I will let them know politely and request they return her. "Ahem... YO FUCKBUCKETS! YOU (Bad word) BETTER GIVE THAT BITCH BACK TO US OR THERE GON BE SHIT GOIN DOWN YA HEAR ME!? YA HEAR ME YA (Mike stop that's a bad word)!?"

INTO THE HAT

"Now, let us begin out sacrifice!"

"Pah, they're worshipping a store icon. How bad can their sacrifice be?"

"WE WILL NOW STAB 40 SERRATED KNIVES INTO HER NECK!"

"Mn... pretty bad."

DB: ....Are they humming the Game of Thrones theme?

FL: These guys are the shit. We should definitely donate to their cause.

DB: What the fuck are you t-GAWDSHIT YOU STABBED IN THE NEGAWAUGH!

FL: DONATE TO THE CAUSE!

*sponsored by the Let-Midgets-See-Your-Tits Foundation

Rollback be praised!

-dances in a horrifying and erratic fashion, then tears the faces off of toddlers-

ROLLBACK!

@MegaAnimeFreak7: You really need to keep tabs on my comments for this comic. They're... well, they're unique to say the least.