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Well, me... I'm Australian. I will one day be a doctor. I decided to do a webcomic because I'd been scribbling in the margins of my work at school, and now school is over I may as well scribble in the margins of the internet. My other main hobby is music. I play trombone in an amateur orchestra, and guitar for my own amusement.

I have far too many SJ favourites, and I don't always rate things with a 5.

I also may or may not be a unicorn.
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I guess that makes me... naked?
I have this thought every time I see a Dreamworks film.
New Beginnings
That's right folks, out with the old, in with the new! On the off chance that anybody still drifts by here, I thought you ought to know that is up and running with a few full-colour strips. I'll be updating it twice a week, and have streamlined my production such that I should be able to maintain that.

Check it out, yo!
Have I said you're a genius? You're a genius.
The first time I read this, it was funny, but I didn't know what the giant boot was a reference to. Now I do know, it's freakin' hilarious. Top stuff.
Since my link to the secret third panel died, I'll just say it:
"Possession is 9 tenths of the lore!"

You know, instead of law? It felt obvious when I wrote it, maybe that saying is less common than I thought.

The appropriate image to go with that line is the second wallpaper available in the "Bonusmaterial" link up top.
@ kinny-man: This is a work of fiction, so hell is whatever I want it to be. Therefore, for the sake of this comic, hell is both another dimension AND a fiery cave really deep under ground. Also, spelling is "realm". Also, in the context you are using the word "realm", it is basically synonymous with "dimension", since you are talking in an abstract, spiritual sense.

@ BlackKnight: No, I am using an archaic form of the word. Its not wrong, just really, really retro.

@ everyone: this comic was posted in '05. Its freaking old. When posting, be sure to take it in context.
February 24th, 2009
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a tree falls in the forest and no-one is French?
Wow, thankyou for the words of support, especially considering the length of my absence! I can't believe my initial plan was to start up again in a week, there have been far too many real-life things to take care of.

Lets say a fresh start with the new year. I can make it a resolution or something.
Heard of Vanilla Ninja? Or Ska Faktor?

Didn't think so. I win.
November 21st, 2008
The title misled me... I was worried "VD-Man" would be something else entirely.

...Monty Python's Flying Circus.

Draw me a caricature of John Cleese, please.
Almost every woman I know has that skill. It does help to keep you honest.
I do not object to being called a Catohooper.
Crazy Jared? He tampers with things.
Sounds like a good plan to me. How perceptive can a universe be anyway? It's far too big to notice every little thing that happens!
Just so long as he doesn't decide to spank it...

Animal cruelty is wrong, is what I mean by that.
Well, I am amused. Why do people associate lemons with cleanliness anyway?
This is the dilemma I face whenever I see my girlfriend. Luckily, prolonged exposure to the cootievirus lets you build up an immunity.
New guitar?