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@EvilFiend: Yes and no. Some are based on actual events, others on hypothetical situations that my friends and I come up with in the course of conversation.

This one, however, really did happen.
A facebook quiz told me I would die by ninja, and I just knew it would ultimately be anticlimactic.
I left my fries on the table and when I came back I saw my sister putting potatoes in a bag, which made me wonder . . .
I had this exact conversation with my brother. The hibachi filled with bees was only implied, however.
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Sitting behind my brother and sister in the car can be interesting. When they get bored, they get weird . . .
I had this dream. I was Spider-man, fighting Mr. Freeze, a Batman villain. I don't even know.
I love the idea of "growing" rock to make a city. I'm going to explore that a bit more later.
I had this dream. I left out the bit where the operating was going on in my sister's bedroom and the dead donor penguin is wrapped in bedsheets. Ugh.
Here, an uncertain king of a mountain kingdom that only exists in the dreams of an ambitious magician as he seeks out new worlds.
A typical conversation with my mustache'd brother. I wonder where he gets those hibachi grills.

And the bees.

Where does he get the BEES?