The Public Service Announcement
If this has happened to you, don't worry. There are millions like you worldwide. If we all work together, we can put an end to people being taken from fridges and torn apart by badly drawn scissors.
Strip Number Two
For all of the decapitated people reading this, "Nmarvelous" is a joke, not a typo.
The Second Strip
EYELID ACTION!!!
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The Prologue Strip
No, really. It is. You should go.