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DarkmasterN
Once a powerful king in the outlands of Dalat-Rhake, he fell from grace due to the influence of the Chaos Lord Epciel the maw of the tortured galaxy.

He now wanders Earth in search of the Akai Crystal, a mystic gem of 7 pieces that is said to be able to bestow upon it's holder a grand power the likes of which the universe has never seen and grant "THE ONE" whom holds it the title of KING OF THE MONSTERS....

Oh, and he likes boobs and manga and other shit.
  • Real Name
    Warren Garnes
  • Age
    29
  • Gender
    Male
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Suguri quietly follows Laila until Laila decides to traverse where she can't follow.

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That guy's definitely dead....

We'll get back to her in a bit... back with Laila.


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@Bekstorm: Don't worry! I'll fully expand on her back story in the future! :3
Everyone assumed she'd just swallow him. When is it ever that easy with me?

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@Zetro: I mean, it shouldn't be surprising. He got shot because he let his guard down staring at her boobs in the first place, and he's lost a lot of blood too which won't help him XD. I think the real problem is the guy who left him alone here with her despite all of the red flags.
Back with Miss Shizuka and that wounded officer...

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Almost got em.

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Also over on Deviantart I made some SAA pics for Christmas of Laila's guide to Christmas but the pictures are too big of a file size to post here so go check em out over there!

https://www.deviantart.com/darkmastern/art/Laila-s-Guide-To-Christmas-1-777999691

https://www.deviantart.com/darkmastern/art/Laila-s-Guide-To-Christmas-2-777999699

https://www.deviantart.com/darkmastern/art/Laila-s-Guide-To-Christmas-3-777999705

https://www.deviantart.com/darkmastern/art/Laila-s-Guide-To-Christmas-4-777999719

https://www.deviantart.com/darkmastern/art/Laila-s-Guide-To-Christmas-5-777999725
@Bekstorm: Thanks dood! Happy Holidays to ya too!
He's definitely not going to be easy to deal with...

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The spider has the flies in his web and it doesn't seem like things are going to end well for them...

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Spider-man, Spider-man, Jesus fuck it's a spider MAN!

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Oh hey, it's been a while since we've seen that comatose cutie pie...

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Gobble Gobble found her mate,

And they went on a Turkey date,

Carvers in a bloody state,

Turkey Turkey procreate,

Gobble turkey resurrection,

Gobble Gobble it's Perfection,

Gobble turkey in the womb,

Gooble Gobble seal your doom,

Goobble Devil Gobble Splice,

Gobble Gobble Sacrifice,



There is a giblet ritual that's happening tonight

A greasy, sleazy ritual of passion, blood, and of fright

Turkeyhead was cut to pieces, gizzards fed the flies

But Thanksgiving never ceases, and the Turkeyhead never dies



Filled with stuffing, blood and hate,

On Thanksgiving ate and ate,

A ritual of Turkey fate,

Turkey Blood Inseminate,

Turkey Bide your time and wait,

Gobble Gobble Marinate,

The turkey clock is turning late,

A Demon you can never sate,

Slash the wrists, unseal the gate!

Turkey writhing on the plate!



There is a giblet ritual that's happening tonight

A greasy, sleazy ritual of passion, blood, and of fright

Turkeyhead was cut to pieces, gizzards fed the flies

But Thanksgiving never ceases, and the Turkeyhead never dies


Turkey Lover bout to pop,

Tummy full of turkey slop,

Turkey Guts and turkey slime,

Turkey Turkey almost time,

Turkey Lover left alive,

Spread her creepy turkey thighs,

Turkey shout out in surprise,

Gobble Gobble Terrorize!

Turkey Bleed, and Turkey Bled,

Turkey that you thought was dead,

A Loving night upon the bed,



SPAWNS THE CHILD OF TURKEY HEAD!!
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This is the Third movie in the Turkey Head Trillogy. Buy them on DVD or Bluray nowhere!

In my annual tradition of writing a fake Thanksgiving themed Slasher movie, we continue the Turkey Head Saga with the Child of Turkey Head! In this one we see a creepy Turkey Head, The Bride of Turkey Head looking cute and preggers, and the shadow of the Turkey Child behind them.

In the third installment of the Turkey Head franchise, the plot gets even stranger. You may recall that Turkey Head got married in the last one to a crazy cultist who worshipped her turkey killings on thanksgiving and prepared meals with the bodies she left behind, and in the end Turkey Head was killed and ground into giblets.

This movie opens with The Bride of Turkey Head eating the chunks left behind of her lover and then going through a trial and being sent to a psychiatric hospital. She has dreams that Turkey Head is in hell and wants out, so she performs a Turkey Ritual by killing several other patients and a guard and impregnates herself with a demon to harbor the body of Turkey Head. She gets pregnant and needs to feed on flesh and Traditional Thanksgiving meals to give her growing devil baby nutrients, and it all culminates on Thanksgiving when the young staff have to deal with her as she breaks out and goes on a killing spree in the asylum. She gives birth to her turkey monster and it has the spirit of Turkey Head inside of it.

Turkey Head eats the Bride of Turkey Head and eventually is killed by being stuffed in an oven and then blowing the asylum up. But the turkey parts rain down the mountain and a family is driving away. A turkey lands in the back seat of the truck and it's stomach kicks like there's something inside and a baby hand breaks out and cries, hinting that Turkey Head, or the Bride of Turkey Head may be back.

These movies get less and less believable as time goes on....
Oh hey, it's been a while since we've seen that comatose cutie pie...

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The Headmaster reveals that he feels like something is wrong, and the police are looking for the Janitor...

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Cleo goes off to do her master's bidding and the Headmaster talks to Hara.

It's been a while since she's shown up. I always love drawing her~

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@The Bohemian: LMAO!
Cleo faces the King, and he shows one of his faces behind many masks.

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Cleo burns down the lovers and snaps out of her madness.

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Things just keep getting worse.

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