WolfAlpha
Argh, description. Must I? +Insert grumbling here.+
I'm still a high school student with too much time on his hands, so I spend the latter majority of it on drawing, playing video games, and...Other things.
Making smoothies.
Yeah, that's it.
Smoothies.
  • Real Name
    Chris Martindale
  • Age
    26
  • Gender
    Male
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Nooo, not the vampires!
So...Many...Vampires. +Dies.+
If I had a dime for every time I restarted a comic because I didn't like how it was going...
Actually, I have done that. Countless times. Hence why the only comics I have up are three-panels that I can't possible redo for weeks at a time.

...I digress. I actually liked the crazy bitch. o_x I'll be watching for the remake to appear.
So, I missed the guy.
It's been far too long since i've done a comic with Mister Stickman in it. This is because I have been without Adobe Illustrator for the past several months.
It's starting to give me grief already, though, and I might have to start hand-drawing it, or worse...
MS PAINT.

Either way, I want to update at least on a weekly basis, if not more. It saddens me to watch my comics die.
WolfAlpha
December 18th, 2006
Argh.
I stop reading on a quasi-daily basis and Oyer decides to go and die again.
If only I had actually become co-author, there might be some Oyer around still. Oh well. Killing off a comic is your choice, not ours.
I do miss Oyer, though. D:
I go for both. I'm not here to judge. xDDD
Ding ding ding! We have a winner. Once again, kanji, but "Pirate" this time. xD
That's not a bad idea. I should start up another shop on Cafe Press...
If I made the shirts, would anyone buy them? xD
The whole comic reminds me of Ren and Stimpy.

I miss that show. xD
Wow, now I feel like the non-sprite god.

(Puts on Ninja Mask of Ego Boosting +5.)
"Of course I know him; he's me!"
Well, at least we know he suffers from a terrible, overpowering MPD disorder.
This is a member of the dreaded Pwnzors Ninja Squad. This is one of the guys that will come after you if you refuse to read my comic. Beware.

Just so you know, the text itself says "Ninja" in Japanese. At least, that's what i'm told. xD
I miss the overbearing humor... +Tear.+ ;-;
Woah! Like, a fan! There's a first. xD
First Comic!
Yes, I know it stretches the page. I'll see what else I can do to make this better. +Sigh.+

EDIT: Changed it to normal 4-panel style. I miss the stretchy panels. ;-;
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At least important plot aspects are made blatently obvious. xD
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WolfAlpha
January 13th, 2006
He reminds me of a voodoo doll. Only more painful.
WolfAlpha
January 12th, 2006
Out of pure curiosity, how long does it take you to produce a completed page?
WolfAlpha
January 12th, 2006
Reminds me of the Ministry of Silly Walks.
WolfAlpha
January 11th, 2006
Hello, Hitler! I see you've turned a sickly green and worked on the moustache lately!
WolfAlpha
January 10th, 2006
Those poor, poor beings. More victims to the cruel mistress Irony. A moment of silence for Oyer and his friends.

Okay, moment's over. PARTAAAAAAY!
Remember, kids. Don't eat Vaseline.