I write art and draw plots for fun.
This monstrosity is alive!!! ALIVE!!!
TRANSCRIPT - pigmobil
Back to our regular programming.

Bacon: I have never wanted to do anything else more in my life.

Pig: Someone is really lazy.

a tree
so pro
deal with it
@Master_72: Hey, if a person guesses the alttext, that's a plus.
This is the greatest ending ever.
Pig: Is it M?
Bacon: Yes, the black thing I'm thinking of is the letter M.

Pig: This is so much fun!
Pig: It's like a slumber party except without chips but with asphyxiation!

Bacon: Matt's probably on an awesome adventure without me.

Judge: And that's how we go to Canada, land of this party liquor here! (referring to paint thinner)
Matt: LIQUOR<3
Well... she's not wrong.
Transcript - The power of the pigmobil is strong with you... Pig.
Bacon: Great, now what?
Pig: I know!

Pig: Let's play I Spy!
Bacon: I Spy.

Pig: I'll start.
Pig: I spy something grey.

Bacon: Is it the wall?
Pig: How'd you know?
Bacon: Lucky guess?
Bacon: I spy something black.
Eh, the grunts had some pretty poor clothing.
Crap, now I want to go back in time, somehow get in, and add in about a dozen more in different handwriting styles just for you. Because you're awesome.
September 25th, 2013
TRANSCRIPT - And who's going to clean THAT up?
Bacon: Okay, let's go!
Pig: Wait.
Bacon: Hm?

Pig: How do I turn it on?
Bacon: The car?
Pig: Yeah.
Bacon: Turn the key.


Bacon: Let me drive.
Pig: Hold on, I think I've got it.
Pig: Yeah, no I don't.
Check the Extras section, I heard people here liked wallpapers. It's not original, like the two prior, but it's a thing.
TRANSCRIPT - pigmobil
Pig: Okay, let's go to a party!
Bacon: Don't we need to have some class?

(Pig is now wearing a monocle and top hat)
Pig: Like this?
Bacon: Perfect.

Bacon: What about the locket?
Pig: Forget that, I have a sports car out here!

(Bacon looks on a buttugly sports car with the words pigmobil scratched on in some odd brown material which should be left to the reader's imagination)
Bacon: Why was I expecting more, I'll never know.
@Seven Rain: You monster. And Photoshop won't let me export it as an animated PNG so now you will see all the monstrosity I have made.
TRANSCRIPT - Goddamn it
Matt: What's the... uh...
Matt: I forget now.
Matt: Or did I?

Judge: Hey, mouse. Matt, right?
Judge: Did you know that racecar spelt backwards is racecar?

Matt: Uh

Judge: You're thinking about it right now, aren't you?
Clefairy, clefairy, clefairy, clefairy, clefairy, clefairy, clefairy, clefairy~
September 18th, 2013
I guess this is a week
I've gotten some strips finished early. I guess I'll update Friday, too. Is that cool or is it really cool?

Friday's strip is really cool. Don't stop watching it. It has a dark secret. I made it have a dark secret. And it's spoilery. But not really.
September 18th, 2013
Bacon: Well, I hate my job. See ya whenever, Sandy the Squirrel.

Matt: Hey, Cube.
Matt: Let's get a drink.

Matt: I'm going to start with that one.
Matt: It might be full.

Matt: Oh, yeah, baby.
Matt: I'm going to drink you all night long.
Matt: Oh, it's empty.
Matt: Darn.
The squirrel is really adorable. And I'm not just saying because I really like squirrels. :3
September 16th, 2013
@SassyThePokemonLover: You're not even getting half the alt text. Hold on, I'ma PM it to you.
September 16th, 2013
@SassyThePokemonLover: Wait, you can't read the entire alt text?