ShinyHoundoom229
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I took a page from Russian history and decorated my lawn with the mutilated bodies of my enemies impaled on large pikes.

Fun Fact: Did you know Vlad "The Impaler" III was the inspiration for Dracula?
I live in California and I see this shit all the time.

It's all the old Asian ladies's fault, too. They are the most selfish people I've ever seen. They act like they own the road. They could hit a pedestrian on the sidewalk and still place blame on them.

Also, some words of wisdom: Never get between an old Asian lady and a good bargain, especially if they're carrying a heavy-looking purse on them. You'll be lucky if all you get is a concussion.
@Melvyn Lennard: I'll give him The Hand.

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121116202119/jjba/images/d/d3/TheHand.jpg
Don't listen to them. Keep eating and grow fat.

You will have the last laugh when you are the only one who survives the winter.
He must be a spy in training, practicing by trying to impersonate one of your co-workers.
This is why I don't pick fights with old men. They could be ex-yakuza for all I know.

One wrong move and you'll have an entire assisted living home worth of Japanese kung-fu mobsters on your ass.
@kangel: It goes deeper.

If you take the "s" out of squint, it becomes quint.

Quint is the numeral prefix of five.

Mozart wrote five violin concertos.

A type of violin string known as Gut Strings are made out of the intestines of animals; mainly those of sheep.

All of this adds up to one thing:
Mozart has escaped his prison at Nintendo of America, so Miyamoto has enlisted the help of the entire sheep species to scour the earth for him.

#deepestlore
I wish I could pull off the MS Paint Spraycan beard look.

Also, I get the same way when someone gets between me and my chinamen picturebooks.
@Koal: *reaches into pocket*

*pulls out two pennies and a paperclip*

Can I pay in credit?
A bear is better than a spider. All bears will do is maul you to death.

Spiders will wrap you up in a sticky webbing, feed on your innards over a period of time, and on occasion violently rape your slowly dying body.
This is just a hypothetical question, but would you life the lie if it meant getting free stuff?

And if so, how far would you take it? Would you hold hands? Kiss? Strip down and have hot, passionate ladysex?

Hypothetical hot, passionate ladysex, of course.
Not only did everyone lose, but because Wright and Maya never left Labarynthia, Pearl has once again lost her family. And that also means that Morgan wins because now Pearls has to become the head of the Fey Clan.

Not only that, but everything that happened in AJ and DD never happened. That means Apollo is still working for that forger Kristop, Trucy became an orphan, Athena never became an attorney, everyone they would've defended was found guilty, Blackquill was executed for a crime he didn't commit, and the Dark Age of The Law will prosper for all eternity, meaning that everything Edgeworth did in AAI2 was all for nothing.

At least he got a hint coin. And I'm sure Miss Mystere is happy he's living there now. Seriously, that girl has the biggest ladyboner for Layton.
He should befriend robots. They can't be crushed easily and will no doubt befriend him for his ability to kill humans efficiently.

Regardless, the Robot Uprising will occur and we will all become the slaves of our robot overlords.
@MecanicalCH: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maw8z4nYDE1qe1miv.png
@RoochArffer:
What they should've done is have Layton as the logical septic and Nick as the believer since he's seen magic first-hand. Layton would go though trying to explain everything through logic and reasoning and slowing discovering the truth while Wright would use their medieval law system against them to find the truth. Come the ending, they would use both logic and magic to reveal the truth.

Again, they should have had Eve the Cat as Bezella. It would've been perfect: Bezella, under the guise of Eve the Cat, tricks Eve the Person into ringing the bell. She burns the town, Espella sees it and Bezella uses that to make her think she's Bezella. When Layton sees the mural, he suspects the cat but disregards it because it's not logical. Skip to the Final Witch Trial, Wright proves to Layton that magic is real and then he mentions the mural. At first, everyone suspects Eve the Person since at this point, everyone knows Eve the Cat is hers, and Eve the Cat hypnotizes her into admitting it. Wright and Layton then use logic and evidence to prove that Eve the Person couldn't have done it and expose Eve the Cat as Bezella. Only problem I see is how they would actually kill Bezella, but I'm sure Layton could figure something out.

Also, how did everyone in Labyrinthia go as long as they did without bumping into the tower? Or any of the equipment for that matter? That shit was fucking everywhere and they mean to tell us that NOBODY bumped any of it in the TEN YEARS they've been living there? Also, fuck the whole "It only works on pure black" explanation. If that's the case, how did Eve and the Shades use them? And not to mention that these things don't work if they're dirty. How the fuck did they manage to keep them clean while keeping them a secret?

The plotholes just keep fucking stacking and stacking.
DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE COUNTLESS TIMES YOUR SPIRIT MEDIUM ASSISTANT HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY YOUR DEAD MENTOR WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAD BEEN ONE TOO

OR THE COUNTLESS TIMES THE LITTLE SPIRIT MEDIUM GIRL DID THE EXACT SAME THING

OR THE FUCKING MAGIC LOCKS THAT APPEAR EVERY FUCKING TIME SOMEBODY LIES

OR THE CASE WHERE YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND'S EVIL TWIN SISTER'S GHOST JUMPED OUT OF YOUR ASSISTANT'S BODY AND DISAPPEARED IN A BALL OF FIRE IN THE MIDDLE OF COURT

YOU

DENSE

MOTHERFUCKER


I really don't like this game.
That's the thing with Inquisitors: They do whatever the fuck they wanna do and don't have to back shit up.

At least prosecutors had to be careful not to contradict themselves. All inquisitors have to say is "It's witchcraft; I ain't gotta explain shit." and that be it. Unless they're questioning Joan of Arc. Girl's based as fuck.

On the topic of the game, the whole "magic isn't real" thing completely ruined the game. All it did is complicate things and make even more plotholes, like the book teleportation thing or the Godor thing or THE ENTIRE FUCKING OPENING SCENE. It actually would've made more sense to say that magic was real. Hell, Maya's a spirit medium, that's like ghost magic. And it would've given Nick a chance to outsmart Layton and make him look like the badass hobo he was in AJ.

And while I can't find a decent image of it, I remember seeing the fucking cat illustrated on the mural of the Legendary Fire. They could've had a thing where the cat was Bezella and was manipulating everyone. That would've been a better ending and would've wrapped up everything but NOPE! We get silver-inducing comas and fucking Acme shenanigans.

And don't even get me started on the invisibility cloak. That thing alone made the game into a hunch of Swiss cheese.
I don't know what worse: The necrophilia or the possibility that it was a guy.
@SoraIndigo: ...Kinda.

http://k38.kn3.net/taringa/1/7/0/2/5/3/1/iloveilsmarie/CFF.jpg?7873
Just gonna leave this here.

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