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August 31st, 2017
It's not real, it's just an illusion!
Nooo! Don't go to him, Lucie! It's not the real Conan! He's just an illusion!!!
August 25th, 2017
Hmmm, What is he saying? It must be some ancient forgotten mystical language, full of special powers...
August 17th, 2017
Someone shouldn't have taken off the amulet he was given...
August 6th, 2017
Is it pronounced "DEE-mons" or "DAY-mons?"
August 6th, 2017
In fact... Here is every time Conan has phrased anything to Din that was a command:
"Tell me why (you need my help)" which Din does.
"Take us to Evenheim" which Din does, and clearly didn't want to.
"Tell me what's going on" which Din does, mostly, but definitely answers the specific question he mentioned in that statement.
"Cut it out." Din complies with a look of shock.
August 6th, 2017
I was just reading this again, and it occurs to me...
This means that Conan has to be very careful about how he phrases things, lest he accidentally give a command he did not want to give.
And this seems to echo how Din must be very careful about he phrases things, lest he accidentally asks a question.
August 2nd, 2017
Yes, but I would also have to tell you EVERYTHING. Every mundane story from my childhood, how my last few bathroom breaks went, every time I was combing my hair and the brush got a little stuck... EVERYTHING.
Neither of us wants that.
July 29th, 2017
"Of course, Pascal would have been perfectly happy to leave you alone if you just stopped travelling with me, but then you ordered him to stop, so now its personal and he'll chase you to the ends of the earth."
June 29th, 2017
Y mean the amulet I sold to buy horse feed?
June 22nd, 2017
Oh wait, wrong spell.
June 14th, 2017
June 7th, 2017
Of course, the natural forces within the water will destroy the bridge, but it will last a bit longer than moving the water, I suppose.
May 10th, 2017
"You've seen him in the last fourteen years?"
"No, I mean I was fourteen when I last saw him."
April 26th, 2017
He's playing the "questions" game, but in reverse!
February 20th, 2017
Ummm... I hate to break it to you, but a guy on foot can travel across country faster than a horse.
Unless you are willing to ride your horse to death, that is.
February 14th, 2017
There's worse in Evenheim than just assassins.
Namely, me.
He just picked it up with his bare hands when it is covered in blood and sitting in an alley.

Does he not understand the concept of blood-born pathogens or something?
Panel six looks like it came right out of Paranatural.
My job is to make sure your decision is properly informed and counseled.
Let's see if I can read her gestures right...

"Do the Hokey-Pokey"
"Throw a three-pointer"
"Huge tracks of land"
"I got them right where I want them (menacing cackle.)"