yojoBAN
| Real Name: | joanna wilkerson |
| Age: | 24 |
| Gender: | Female |
| Web Site: | http://theterryclothwarrior.deviantart.com/ |
About Me
The yojobean likes to write and draw, and the effects of this show above. She spends most of her time avoiding real life, but will talk to you if you talk to her. I mean, if you really want to... *shy*
Otherwise, she is up for commission for pretty damn cheap. Her link floats in the web site area, or just make copy pasta with this:
http://theterryclothwarrior.deviantart.com/
Otherwise, she is up for commission for pretty damn cheap. Her link floats in the web site area, or just make copy pasta with this:
http://theterryclothwarrior.deviantart.com/
My Webcomics
Recent Comments
Comment on Ballsy filler of SAWBAN: Brett and Nikkolas
yojoBAN, 24 Apr 2009 01:14 pm
Hm. This was supposed to be colored. Annnnd I was going to fix my portrait up thar. I
did neither. I sucking fuck. Well, onwards.
MAH SORRIES TO YOU ALL. SAWBAN isn't dead. <a href="http://rockcandy.smackjeeves.com/">Rock Candy</a> isn't dead. It's not even comatose. It is, in fact, quite well and alive. The word order there should have been reversed. I have several awesome pages drawn, including some feelah by sweetass (WOOOOOOOOT!). I just haven't had internet access or, it seems, my scanner. Or free time. I got a job. I am now a Wal*Mart sow. I mean cattle. I mean employee. There we go. So yes. Stuff. I go more in depth on this on the <a href="http://rockcandy.smackjeeves.com/comics/598517/feeelahh-striped-orange-socks/&q uot;>Rock Candy update.</a> You shoud all go there and read it. I promise that I'm HIGH LARRY US. That is all. The end. I am sorry and, obviously, a liar about endings.
yojoBAN, 24 Apr 2009 01:14 pm
Hm. This was supposed to be colored. Annnnd I was going to fix my portrait up thar. I
did neither. I sucking fuck. Well, onwards.MAH SORRIES TO YOU ALL. SAWBAN isn't dead. <a href="http://rockcandy.smackjeeves.com/">Rock Candy</a> isn't dead. It's not even comatose. It is, in fact, quite well and alive. The word order there should have been reversed. I have several awesome pages drawn, including some feelah by sweetass (WOOOOOOOOT!). I just haven't had internet access or, it seems, my scanner. Or free time. I got a job. I am now a Wal*Mart sow. I mean cattle. I mean employee. There we go. So yes. Stuff. I go more in depth on this on the <a href="http://rockcandy.smackjeeves.com/comics/598517/feeelahh-striped-orange-socks/&q uot;>Rock Candy update.</a> You shoud all go there and read it. I promise that I'm HIGH LARRY US. That is all. The end. I am sorry and, obviously, a liar about endings.
Comment on Feeelahh. STRIPED ORANGE SOCKS. of Rock Candy
yojoBAN, 24 Apr 2009 01:01 pm
Seedless-acorn: Tonka wheels. HOHOHOHO. I need other toy brands. Fisher-Price. It
shall be.
Morgan K. : You know what's awesome? My mom does, too. ...But I'm the creator. ;_;
Abild : I'm glad other people think this is funny, since I mostly think I'm just losing my mind while drawing it. YOUR LAUGHTER IS LIKE OLIVES! And by olives, I do of course mean power. Your laughter -- here we go now, back on track -- gives me POWER! POWAH! POWAAAHHHHH!
... Nope, I think I lost my mind on this one.
There should be an update next weekish, if I can manage it. I might have to body slam my Sweetass into helping a yojo out (mannnnnn).
yojoBAN, 24 Apr 2009 01:01 pm
Seedless-acorn: Tonka wheels. HOHOHOHO. I need other toy brands. Fisher-Price. It
shall be.Morgan K. : You know what's awesome? My mom does, too. ...But I'm the creator. ;_;
Abild : I'm glad other people think this is funny, since I mostly think I'm just losing my mind while drawing it. YOUR LAUGHTER IS LIKE OLIVES! And by olives, I do of course mean power. Your laughter -- here we go now, back on track -- gives me POWER! POWAH! POWAAAHHHHH!
... Nope, I think I lost my mind on this one.
There should be an update next weekish, if I can manage it. I might have to body slam my Sweetass into helping a yojo out (mannnnnn).
Comment on Feeelahh. STRIPED ORANGE SOCKS. of Rock Candy
yojoBAN, 24 Apr 2009 12:49 pm
GODDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. So. Sorry first for anyone offended by blasphemy, and second for
the WONDERFUL UPDATES I've been keeping up on. Aren't they lovely? Did you like
Georgie's antics, his beatdown of Jack(ass), Summer's girly transformation sequence, etc?
I know I did. Those pages were AWESOME. In my head, anyway. Because they haven't
happened. Because I'm not %#@*&$*(@ updating.
There's an explanation for it, I SWARES. No, seriously. I got a JOB. I joined the mindless, cattle-like ranks of the Employed By Wal*Mart.
GIMME A W! GIMME A A! (Not an a, for some reason...) GIMME A L! (again...) GIMME A SQUIGGLY! GIMME A M! GIMME A A! GIMME A R! GIMME A T! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? WAL*MART! WHOSE WAL*MART IS THIS? MIiine? WHO'S NUMBER ONE? THE CUSTOMER! SOMETHING! SOMETHING! KICK KICK CLAP CLAP FIST-PUMP-MASCULINE-GRUNT-HOOAH!
But that's not my only reason. There are other reasons, too, involving death, drama, and making the summer migration back out of my uncle's house and into my own.
Dude, people. I had TWO jobs. That's crazy. For those of you who have done that, or know those who did, MAJOR FUCKING SYMPATHY. How!? HOW!? Good lord, <i>HOW!?</i>
And stuff. Also, updates will continue, but much more sporadically. I know, weird, especially since Rock Candy wasn't supposed to be even half as popular/well-maintained as my others and it is now consuming me -- body, mind, and soul. So, yeah. Es tut mir leid.
yojoBAN, 24 Apr 2009 12:49 pm
GODDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. So. Sorry first for anyone offended by blasphemy, and second for
the WONDERFUL UPDATES I've been keeping up on. Aren't they lovely? Did you like
Georgie's antics, his beatdown of Jack(ass), Summer's girly transformation sequence, etc?
I know I did. Those pages were AWESOME. In my head, anyway. Because they haven't
happened. Because I'm not %#@*&$*(@ updating. There's an explanation for it, I SWARES. No, seriously. I got a JOB. I joined the mindless, cattle-like ranks of the Employed By Wal*Mart.
GIMME A W! GIMME A A! (Not an a, for some reason...) GIMME A L! (again...) GIMME A SQUIGGLY! GIMME A M! GIMME A A! GIMME A R! GIMME A T! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? WAL*MART! WHOSE WAL*MART IS THIS? MIiine? WHO'S NUMBER ONE? THE CUSTOMER! SOMETHING! SOMETHING! KICK KICK CLAP CLAP FIST-PUMP-MASCULINE-GRUNT-HOOAH!
But that's not my only reason. There are other reasons, too, involving death, drama, and making the summer migration back out of my uncle's house and into my own.
Dude, people. I had TWO jobs. That's crazy. For those of you who have done that, or know those who did, MAJOR FUCKING SYMPATHY. How!? HOW!? Good lord, <i>HOW!?</i>
And stuff. Also, updates will continue, but much more sporadically. I know, weird, especially since Rock Candy wasn't supposed to be even half as popular/well-maintained as my others and it is now consuming me -- body, mind, and soul. So, yeah. Es tut mir leid.
Comment on No, seriously. Fillah. of Light of the Moon
yojoBAN, 24 Apr 2009 12:30 pm
MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES. This is a couple o' days late because of major artist failure.
We're sending it in and hoping for a new one. Slash...
So, yeah. I suck. Busy, busy. I became employed and such. I miss being a societal leech/leach. My spelloing skiells are going; it's the first sign of senility. Join me.
But yes. Job. Loss of personal internet access. Updates will be sporadic, but IT WILL HAPPEN. IT WILL HAPPEN. WE WILL SURVIVE.
(If sweetass doesn't comment on this, I'm kicking her ass. AND SO SHOULD YOU.)
By the way, does anyone feel enamored of the previous nonpage?
yojoBAN, 24 Apr 2009 12:30 pm
MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES. This is a couple o' days late because of major artist failure.
We're sending it in and hoping for a new one. Slash...So, yeah. I suck. Busy, busy. I became employed and such. I miss being a societal leech/leach. My spelloing skiells are going; it's the first sign of senility. Join me.
But yes. Job. Loss of personal internet access. Updates will be sporadic, but IT WILL HAPPEN. IT WILL HAPPEN. WE WILL SURVIVE.
(If sweetass doesn't comment on this, I'm kicking her ass. AND SO SHOULD YOU.)
By the way, does anyone feel enamored of the previous nonpage?
Comment on combo 25 of SAWBAN: Brett and Nikkolas
yojoBAN, 10 Mar 2009 02:46 am
Yeah? I'm going to draw something dumber that better fits her personality. Because those
flowers are just too cute for her. They should have been reserved for Bretty and Nikko.
Hahahha, I first typed Bretty and Banny, then corrected it with Nikki. HAHAHHAhahaha, good
times.
yojoBAN, 10 Mar 2009 02:46 am
Yeah? I'm going to draw something dumber that better fits her personality. Because those
flowers are just too cute for her. They should have been reserved for Bretty and Nikko.
Hahahha, I first typed Bretty and Banny, then corrected it with Nikki. HAHAHHAhahaha, good
times.Comment on LoM_1_1_00002 of Light of the Moon
yojoBAN, 08 Mar 2009 09:40 am
The style is constantly changing, but I want it to look good. I was again struck by the
urge to color this, but I haven't the patience for it. Not that I want LoM to be colored;
black and white pleases me.
OH GOODNESS! Is that an ITALIC! WOOT.
Rikael's a jerk.
So I have interviews this week; LoM, and everything else included, might be slow on updating if I get a job. Don't fear! For I am still here! Just too damn busy... ;_;
*hardcore nudgasms*
yojoBAN, 08 Mar 2009 09:40 am
The style is constantly changing, but I want it to look good. I was again struck by the
urge to color this, but I haven't the patience for it. Not that I want LoM to be colored;
black and white pleases me.OH GOODNESS! Is that an ITALIC! WOOT.
Rikael's a jerk.
So I have interviews this week; LoM, and everything else included, might be slow on updating if I get a job. Don't fear! For I am still here! Just too damn busy... ;_;
*hardcore nudgasms*
Comment on the twenty third! of Rock Candy
yojoBAN, 08 Mar 2009 09:36 am
I've been reading a lot of manga lately. It's beginning to reinfluence my art style. This
is going to impact Light of the Moon, I know it. (SCROLL DOWN!)
In other news, I have two interviews this week. I'm being forced to get a real job, and while I'm excited about that, I'm upset that drawing will no longer be a priority. So if I vanish, that's why. I'll make sweetass post fillers for me. Because my comics can be done still. You know. As a hobby. Not my attempts at eventually making money off it. ;_;
*nuds y'all* *nuds y'all* *nuds y'all*
yojoBAN, 08 Mar 2009 09:36 am
I've been reading a lot of manga lately. It's beginning to reinfluence my art style. This
is going to impact Light of the Moon, I know it. (SCROLL DOWN!)In other news, I have two interviews this week. I'm being forced to get a real job, and while I'm excited about that, I'm upset that drawing will no longer be a priority. So if I vanish, that's why. I'll make sweetass post fillers for me. Because my comics can be done still. You know. As a hobby. Not my attempts at eventually making money off it. ;_;
*nuds y'all* *nuds y'all* *nuds y'all*
Comment on combo 25 of SAWBAN: Brett and Nikkolas
yojoBAN, 08 Mar 2009 09:32 am
Dude, this b!tch still hasn't introduced herself! But she's GFS. You're just supposed to
have heard of her. Yeah, Geraldine Frances-Scott. Seriously not based on any one actual
boss.
So . . . In other news, I have two interviews this week. I need to make a minimum of $131 this week to not lose my sister's medicaid. So, ah, anyone wanna randomly buy $131 of commissions? Every single week? For the rest of my life? No? DAMNATION.
Anyway, if all goes well, updates might go all funny, the way they did for FINAL STAKES (scroll down, scroll down!).
... *nuds you all with spoons*
yojoBAN, 08 Mar 2009 09:32 am
Dude, this b!tch still hasn't introduced herself! But she's GFS. You're just supposed to
have heard of her. Yeah, Geraldine Frances-Scott. Seriously not based on any one actual
boss. So . . . In other news, I have two interviews this week. I need to make a minimum of $131 this week to not lose my sister's medicaid. So, ah, anyone wanna randomly buy $131 of commissions? Every single week? For the rest of my life? No? DAMNATION.
Anyway, if all goes well, updates might go all funny, the way they did for FINAL STAKES (scroll down, scroll down!).
... *nuds you all with spoons*
Comment on SCHEISSE. of Human +
yojoBAN, 08 Mar 2009 09:29 am
I need to do something about the time this site says it is compared to the actual time. I
think I'm setting it up to update later, when clearly it's updating immediately.
Anyway, I've been pretty busy this last week, and this has led me to be a bit, ah, absent-minded? So I'm sitting there drawing, tralalala, enjoying my moderate to average victories over perspective and foreshortening, when I take a moment to actually look at and read what I'm doing. I says to myself, I says, "Heyyy, did I skip something?" So I double check the script and, Lo! I skipped a whole page. An entire page. Damn.
In other news, I have two interviews this week. I need to make a minimum of $131 this week to not lose my sister's medicaid. So, ah, anyone wanna randomly buy $131 of commissions? Every single week? For the rest of my life? No? DAMNATION.
Anyway, if all goes well, updates might go all funny, the way they did for FINAL STAKES (scroll down, scroll down!).
... *nuds you all with spoons*
yojoBAN, 08 Mar 2009 09:29 am
I need to do something about the time this site says it is compared to the actual time. I
think I'm setting it up to update later, when clearly it's updating immediately.Anyway, I've been pretty busy this last week, and this has led me to be a bit, ah, absent-minded? So I'm sitting there drawing, tralalala, enjoying my moderate to average victories over perspective and foreshortening, when I take a moment to actually look at and read what I'm doing. I says to myself, I says, "Heyyy, did I skip something?" So I double check the script and, Lo! I skipped a whole page. An entire page. Damn.
In other news, I have two interviews this week. I need to make a minimum of $131 this week to not lose my sister's medicaid. So, ah, anyone wanna randomly buy $131 of commissions? Every single week? For the rest of my life? No? DAMNATION.
Anyway, if all goes well, updates might go all funny, the way they did for FINAL STAKES (scroll down, scroll down!).
... *nuds you all with spoons*
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yojoBAN, 24 Apr 2009 01:19 pm
Skriptkitty : Because yield signs are hilarious. It's notable that Nikkolas was born 'neath a luminous yield sign in the sky. A trucker hit it. Went through the window. Traumatized the doctor for life. Yep.
Sweetass : Leave me alone. I'[m awesome. FUCK. Leave me alone. My typoing skills are legendary.