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Emily
  • Real Name
    Emily Mather
  • Age
    34
  • Gender
    Female
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No hidden meaning behind song/band references here
Shout out to that 1994 classic song 'Little Bastard' by the Ass Ponys. I'm pretty sure I've referenced it before, but here I am bringing it up, again.
In the club, I have that Siouxsie and the Banshees song playing, because it was playing while I was drawing that panel. That's all.
How do you jostle someone out of a funk?
Step 1) Shake the mopey friend. Step 2) Caress their face all lovey after. Step 3) Watch Sharknado 5, especially the opening credit animation. If depression still continues, repeat steps one and two, then follow it up by watching Kung-Fu movies. For more advice on handling depression, consult Dan Harmon.
Luju is genuinely concerned for you, tim.
Well, I'll be damned.
I've been watching Silicon Valley, and Erlich Bachman makes me think of Lucifer Jr. My friend said LuJu is like Big Head. Ok, sure, but I think Tim's more like him.
Tim doesn't stay sad for long
I mean, Tim's emo and sad a lot, but he has a short attention span for depression, and gets excited and snaps out of it quickly. Tim wears his heart on his sleeve, and at this point, Francis doesn't want to deal with it anymore. Let's see if Tim can find someone that doesn't mind that side of him. And, hopefully it's not that handsy angel.
Francis did say he'd flip the fuck out.
He's true to his word. Francis just doesn't want to keep the damn band going anymore. And I do feel for Tim, since he just wants to be in a band and make music with his friends. He tries so hard, but 'you can't go forcing something if it's just not right'. That's my Green Day quote for the day. I'm Tim by the way. I think I've said that before... sob sob. 'You gotta know when to walk away, and know when to hold your cards and fold your cards,' I think that's a Smash Mouth song -just kidding, that's a joke.
Well, look at that
Lucifer Jr is getting bowed down to. Don't expect to see that again lol. Only Erinyes would be all formal and respectful to the anti-christ. Everyone else recognizes the fact that LuJu is a damn useless slacker that smells like garbage. American Dad was on last night, and god damn I think Jeff and LuJu have too much in common.
Anti-Christ Little Known Facts
The anti-christ likes playing Frogger. I read that in the bible in Sega Genesis 4:20. Just kidding. I never read the bible.
Chopper's face
Without Chopper's bangs coving his face, all the madness and horror of death and undeath is unleashed on the beholder. So, yeah, if you were wondering what Chopper's face looks like, it's the f*cking Jaunt in there. Anyone read that Stephen King short story? If so, sorry to traumatize you and bring that sh*t up, again.
As for those disappearing reappearing wings...
Yeah, those wings disappear when Erinyes isn't using them. They just go into a negative zone, then reappear when he needs to fly or wants to make a dramatic entrance. Lots of things exist in that negative zone in this comic. Like angel porn productions, and the upper half of Chopper's face.
Look at that hunk.
It's fun drawing big boob chicks, but hot damn it's f*$%ing great drawing smutty dudes. Thanks to BKJHSGF (not his actual name) for posing for this. In a recent survey 2/4 hunks agree that they want to bone him. *thumbs up
Is Francis's joint getting bigger each panel?
Why yes. Yes, it is.
Nothing like a sweet homeless antichrist to lift your spirits.
...Yeah, but he's gonna be staying on that couch of yours for at least a month. I know it's lonely, but he's not worth it. You'll be out of triscuits for the rest of your life.
Next week Francis and Chopper are back. Look forward to it!
Oh, Tim you already are dead
Why would a zombie wish it was dead? Well, I think zombies wish they were dead the most. So close, yet so far lol.
And for god sake, Tim, don't let LuJu take advantage of you. He's a sweet talking antichrist that is about the laziest sack of crinkle cut hot fries you ever found left in an abandoned Buick Roadmaster Estate.
Sad walk away
I'm thinking that sad song from Claptrap's Claptastic Voyage (Borderlands: Pre-Sequel DLC) when Claptrap ruins everything is playing as Tim gets rained on. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? You guys like Borderlands? Yes? Ok.
Satan's Bitch
Tim's channeling the cover of Hole's 'Live Through This' album with an emphasis on the "Carrie" side. He's a happy little prom queen, until he becomes an angry little prom queen. Then, he goes back to being a downhearted little emo (normal mode). He gets so sad. I promise I'll make him happy again. I've actually been feeling gloomy, 'cause I'm drawing him having a hard time. I have to think about Tim jumping in the snow and playing with a dog all happy and excited to keep from moping. You can use that imagery, too. It helps.
Making Outfits
If I could, I would change Tim's outfit every other page. I'm kind of doing that this time, anyway. I may have designed the story around dressing Tim up. Maybe.
Tim You Airhead
Oh Tim, you got so excited you forgot about that amp.
Just realized Tim is looking kind of like Hector the Catillac Cat from 'Heathcliff' with that headband, especially in the last panel.
420 Rip-tastic Special
Happy 420 from the West Coast! Here's a mini Emo Zombies comic for you to celebrate. Not that I am promoting smoking. I just think you should chill out a little today and take in the springtime freshness, bro.
Tim's Lyrics
On this week's page, Tim's song lyrics go along with songs by: Superdrag, Space, Chevelle, and Billy Ocean. I mean, they aren't bad songs that Tim is playing, and he has a lot of passion, for sure. It can be hard to get an audience is all. Putting yourself out there is only a small part of it, and even if you are really good, it's hard to get people to care.
Little nod there to 'Guitar Fun' in Oak Park, IL where I took guitar lessons as a teenager. Then, I have a bootleg version of The 'Kensington Club' here in San Diego. Someone asked where the setting is for Emo Zombies. I have it in issue #4 that they're in San Diego, so that's canon, but, Chicago and San Diego are the main locations I reference when drawing/making comics. Every once in a while I throw Maine or Michigan in there, especially for the cemeteries.