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Xailenrath
https://patreon.com/JohnnyBiOnyx
  • Real Name
    Johann-Octavius Xailenrath Gans
  • Age
    46
  • Gender
    Male
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Warren Abernathy
Say hello to Warren Abernathy.

Warren has a very VERY long history in the archives of my many comics over the last 2 decades or so.
For the last 8 or 9 years, however, Warren has had a specific purpose.
He is my 'normal suburban preppy white guy/Only Sane Man who doesn't really understand the weirdness of the weirdos, but, is genuinely trying to... but going about it in a rather less than enlightened way'.

Warren started out as just another character in just another one of my attempts at a normal slice-of-life comic.
Over time, he grew to exemplify the type of person that I have met and even befriended SO many times in my life:
That person who MEANS WELL, and has NO MALICE (which means you can't PUNCH them) but tends to interact with you like they're Jane Goodall and you are the rarest of Misted Gorillas... who has the ability to speak, and, can thusly answer inane question after question about 'your heritage', 'your culture' and/or 'your people', so that they can understand 'your kind' better.

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Xailenrath
September 6th, 2019
Yeah, I understand that emotional state. That's how I felt when I left/realized that I survived my asshole family.
Poppy 2: Electric Boogaloo
The 'WHY' of Poppy, so to speak.
Nottingham, Washington is a much odder town than you've been led to believe.
Rex, of course, sees what goes on behind the scenes.

And now you know the rest of the story....


Good day.

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Meet Poppy
The city that Our Trio lives in - Nottingham, Washington - is a medium sized city that wants, desperately, to be a BIG city. Like NYC or, at the very least - Portland, Oregon. Something special. Something memorable!

Meet Poppy Platypus - The city mascot! It gets weirder from here.

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WTF?!
Imps exist in the World of Wonderland... and that's not all!
Cami's freaked out. Felix is lost. Rex seems kinda blase' about it all, having apparently tried and failed to get rid of the little critters previously.
Wonder what else these guys are gonna have to deal with during the course of this comic? Stay tuned!

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Cosmo
Meet Jasper "Cosmo" Coswell.
He owns the disused warehouse that the kids' converted loft sits atop.
He has had... 'things' happen to him from which he has yet to fully recover.
He tries to keep his head on straight by busying himself with 'landlord stuff' in the various buildings that he owns around town.
You'll see more of him and learn more about his past.

This is also a comic that serves as an excuse to point you to what will be the frequently edited and updated "LINGO" page, for those of you who have no Earthly idea WTF Felix, Camilla and Rex are saying.

Which brings us to the mention of Pappy Joe and Gran'pa Eddie. Rex's paternal and maternal grandfathers - old school jazz, blues, R&B and funk session musicians who raised him, and where he picked up the lingo in the first place.
They're old friends of Cosmo's.

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Wednesday
A girl has her priorities, I guess.
Of then three, Camilla is a big comic geek. She's big into cosplay, and has a
tendency to drag Rex and Felix, kicking and screaming, to conventions.
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Xailenrath
August 28th, 2019
A phone call?
To where? The Astral Plane?
If someone named Gozer The Traveller answers,
(or that prick, Charles Xavier), hang up!
Based on YET ANOTHER true story!
Axel Gregory, overnight convenience store clerk has INSANE stories he could tell about the things that happen at his job.
He is based on a coworker of Your Humble Cartoonist, who also held that same job, of course, and thus those stories will all eventually be told.
(Yes, this happened to us.)

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Your Humble Cartoonist was a clerk at a 7-11 for 3 years.
Some of those stories will most likely make their way into the comic.

Felix, Rex & Camilla are usually the friendly sort, but, they have no patience for folks who can't hold their liquor.

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BINGO
2/2
Based on a few MORE different true stories!
I won't tell you which ones are real and which are made up.
I won't tell you which happened to Your Humble Cartoonists and which happened to friends (and enemies).
Let's just say that it had been an “interesting” youth and leave it at that.

(Poor Felix!)

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1/2
Based on a few different true stories!
Going to the parties, no matter how awesome they can be, may get awkward after a while if you hang around the same stomping grounds with the same folks you've known (dated, fucked, etc.) for years.

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Eat it Raw
There's a joke about lesbians in there somewhere, but, I can't quite put my finger on it.

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Based on a true set of events.
Remember, kids, ALL humans are capable of ass-hattery.
ALL.
No one gets a free pass for their dickery, just because they belong to a group that has been oppressed and marginalized.
Humans are, well… HUMAN.

(Also, you probably don't wanna get on Felix, Camilla & Rex's bad sides when they've had a few. They often tend to be armed.)

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Karaoke, Heh.
I have only just noticed that in recent years, "KARAOKE NIGHT at the Bar" has turned into "Night at THE Karaoke BAR". Those things are popping up like weeds!

I blame Aggretsuko! (kidding.)

Still doesn't stem the tide of those guys who leave the bar drunk and take 'The Music' with them. Karaoke (and a shot or three) shows who you really are, deep inside.
Some guys, deep inside, are pop princesses.


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(EDIT: By the time this strip posts, Jeeves will have caught up to the other sites and will, henceforth, post on the same day as th rest of them!)

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Waffles!
3/3
Aaaaand, she fainted.
Breakfast, anyone?

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2/3
Enter Camilla Gonzales and Rex Riley.
Go ahead and make your “enter” jokes now. I'll wait.

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Long.
1/3
The first OFFICIAL (ongoing) W.H.Y. strip introduces Felix Long and a poor, hapless disciple of an unnamed theological persuasion… and a strong reaction to the off-panel sight of Felix's naked wang.

I think the initial tone of the comic has been sufficiently set, don't YOU?!

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Just so that you know, this is a mirror site for this comic.
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Random bits of secondary art and such, can be found in my DevianArt accounts. (Look for Xailenrath and/or Johnny-BiOnyx).

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The protagonists of the strip:
Camilla, Rex and Felix... and a nameless bartender.

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"Alive" might be a stretch.
Autopsy incisiion/Frankenstein eye?
Just sayin'...