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    Johann-Octavius Xailenrath Gans
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"Alive" might be a stretch.
Autopsy incisiion/Frankenstein eye?
Just sayin'...
November 14th, 2018
Everyone knows Sasquatches are ovo-lacto-vegetarian!
Or am I thinking of Todd Ingram?
Wait, that's not right.
October 13th, 2018
That'll rustle yer jimmies, some'm AWFUL!!
The little ones are the most troublesome!
No wonder that radioactive Superman bit him! It was REVENGE!
Also, no offense to Ol' Danny Boy, but, in the case of being a Lex, shouldn't he be, well... SMARTER?!
@man in black: I'm sure she COULD... if she had time to take a deep one before the water-creature attacked!
Nice gag!
So, those tiny hearts are darts, then? sweet!
*snrx* "Daisy Mae"...
That's Girl Genius's reality, yes?
Das & MM better watch their backs!
Dead Debbie
Color everyone impressed!
The Perfect Suit
She was subconsciously thinking of her birthday.
In keeping with the most current project that I am working on and cross-referencing what's current in pop culture, Ellie Grey is dressed as Batgirl of Burnside.
(Burnside? Suburb of Gotham, I guess?)
A girl and her beloved pet
In an effort to make something a bit less cynical and misanthropic than most of my stuff, I am working on an all-ages comic.

This story revolves around a little girl named Ellie.
She is the child of a rock star bassist and an Action-Adventuring scientist.
So, one year, er dad comes back from their universes version of the Savage Land/Dinosaur Island and gives her a baby pterodactyl as a pet/Christmas present.

When mom and dad are out doing what they do, (which is the majority of the year, Ellie and her pterodactyl, who she names "Bennie" fly all across their (admittedly magical) world having cutesy adventures that one has in a magical world when one has a pterodactyl for a pet and no real parental supervision.

Giant beanstalks, talking unicorns, evil wizards, Santa Claus, time travel, woodland elves, secret societies that control the world through soda pop... Y'know, the normal stuff.

Bennie is usually 'pulled back to earth' by her shrewish older sister, Keisha and the stern but caring family butler, Mr. Beagle.
Her dad, in one of his adventures, befriended Bigfoot, who lives in the forestry on the outskirts of the family's property, and teaches Ellie about nature and eco-friendly things.
Her dad will impart wisdom about fantastical things, using one's imagination and chasing one's dreams.
Mom will teach her music, common sense/street smartsy things and finding joy in the simple things.
Her favorite teacher, Ms. Brewer does what a good teacher is supposed to do and makes book learning fun, and her
best friend, Jordana does what best friends do, and helps her see the world and herself through the eyes of another child.

I don't have a official name for the project just yet, other than "Bennie and Ellie", but i am still brainstorming.
There will be more to come later, but it will probably all go up in my upcoming website.
How sweet!
I agree with MIB.
I admit that I am loathe to archive-dive unless I have an entire day free, so I will just ask;
Have we seen Chunk before this arc?
Zed & Zaria
Another prospective comic idea that I had rattling around in my skull for a while.
Zed Hudson, the protagonist, is an insomniac who, with just the right amount of lack of sleep,
can see, hear and communicate with the supernatural.
His ghostly ex girlfriend, Xaria Kirby serves as his conscience and guide when he gets too far gone (i.e. batshit insane from lack of sleep).

(I made a "typo" in the comic. Xaria is to be spelled with an X, but, at first, I did spell it with a Z, as "Zed & Zaria" reads more... cute when spelled that way. But, the person she's based on spelled her name with an X.) I think Z will be canon from now on, though.
Mass Hysteria!
Today marks the 30th anniversary of my favorite movie of all time!
This pic was drawn almost 9 years ago, just after I started my Shrimp Fried Riot comic.
That's Yours Truly, Jonathan Sodt, Eric Iverson and our pal, Clarence Harper as the Boys in Grey.

I started today off right at midnight, by watching Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters 2 while doing late night laundry.
Got some sleep, got up and watched both again.
I am wearing my glow in the dark Ghostbusters t-shirt. (one of 2 that I own).
I played with my Real Ghostbusters mini-mates and felt just like a kid again for 20 minutes, then hung my
laminated Ecto-1 lithograph on my bedroom wall. (Something I should have done long ago.)
NOW, I'm at the coffeeshop, perusing all the GB sites and art that I can.
Later, I am gonna go home and reread my entire collection of IDW's Ghostbusters comic, drawn by the phenomenal
Dan Schoening, have dinner, then draw something Ghostbusters related while watching the Real Ghostbusters DVDs that my pal, Jonathan Lawson got me at ECCC a bazillion years ago.
I will end the day by watching the original one more time.

...Can ya tell I'm a Ghostbusters fan?
Duck Duck Goose.
Don'tcha wish YOU could get away with stuff like this?
Every now and again, I get ideas for comics and characters and such from songs. Those ideas tend to stick.
So, whenever I hear Betty Everett's "Shoop-Shoop Song", I have this scenario in my head where The Misfits of Mischief have landed in some new parallel dimension which is Glee-ish, or Disney-esque, in that folks tend to break into song.
Some poor teenage girl, whom the boys befriend, (They need a place to stay, after all... they sleep in her mom's underwear drawer) is hopelessly in love with a boy at school.
Unfortunately, this reality's Cupid is kind of a bastard, and thus, the cute boy is clueless, even after she takes the initiative and kisses him.
The boys and the girl try to coerce Cupid into granting some love into the mix by singing the Shoop-Shoop Song AT him.
(Cupid hates singing).
This impromptu living music video takes place all around the High School, with the trickster godlings popping out of the scenery behind the girl as back-up singers... dressed as cheerleaders.

Yes, I'm a weirdo, but I have fun.