Kieran's life has been like Toilet Paper. Long, and useful.
Here is Kieran's life as told by his friend Tiny:
Not many know the life story of Kieran, he was born in a log cabin that he himself built a mere 150 years ago. Minutes after birth, Dragons attacked his cabin, so he brandished his sword and fought for many moons. Due to his awesome fighting ability, the Dragons granted him immortality and some nachos. 135 years later, Kieran got bored and had himself re-birthed, due to the fact that he had been growing all those years and had reached 200 feet in height, and his pants no longer fit.
Now, 15 years later, Kieran is focusing his nacho fueled powers on making comics about his friends, a very small ninja and rocker from the 80s, who was accidentally born a few decades late.