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Reece, how did you kill the unicorn? That's coming out of your paycheck!
So many taurs in one spot.
And I'm like "Why the long face?" and he says "Genetics."
Free Cookies!?! RABBLERABBLERABBLE!
Agent Centaur and Agent Foxtaur? Huh, well, at least they were useful. Or something.
"Red Sphinx, it gives you Wings! And there's a chance that you'll get extra arms too."
A Shark selling fish & chips.... I'm not sure how to feel about this. Probably better than I would about a Chicken serving me hash & eggs at a diner I suppose.
This won't end well.
Someroo has a spring in his step, hop, thing.
Oh nurse centaur. Woot.
I'm sure sitting on desks is totally part of the film-making process.
Ask your doctor if Magika is right for you. Do not use Magika if you are mundane, have a family curse, allergic to magic-based energies, or have restless leg syndrome. If you experience 4 or more hours of Magical Manipulation, call your local gypsy as this may lead to a serious medical situation called PLOT ADVANCEMENT.
@Marshal Banana: In Mr. Shamallamma's world, toast landing jelly side down in a sign of THE DEVIL! Oooooooo! Spooky.

(No, it's not really that spooky. That's the joke. Also, this was totally a thing in one of M. Night's movies. I'm not even joking.)
@Marshal Banana: But.... THE TOAST! Ooooooooo!
@tazel: I'm going to go with the M. Night Shamallamma Twist and say that nothing bad happens and everything's boring and normal except.... TOAST FALLS JELLY SIDE DOWN!
I see cameros in Panel 1. Also, no Lina Inverse outfits for Casual Friday? Time to set the building on fire. ALL the fire. Ever.
The real incantation is "ah-wanna beegmahk", and the second verse is "du yu whan fryswifdat?"
@Midday-Mew: I don't think Random Office Treats are the cause of mutation. Now... if we were talking about Mysterious Wall Chicken, that would be different.
I had to cut mysterious sugary confectioneries out of my diet. Only wholesome and un-sugared treats for me (which means I get to eat absolutely nothing except maybe some week-old wheat thin crackers).