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Well, guess I should talk about my self. Hmmm, where to start. Ok, the names Dan, I'm a college student interested in cooking, drawing, some video games, and web comics. I spend some time on the computer, either on line or making my comic with the miracle of Microsoft paint, would like to draw my own comics, but can't draw that good, don't have a whole lot of money, and frankly I'm too lazy to. Well, I hope you enjoy my comics.
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Huh, so keeping with the Matrix analogy, instead of there being no spoon, there is no blue pill. Either that or the blue bill is them taking him out back and letting him have it.
Richard: The only ride we'd be taking is one to the ER!

Greg: I'm in love with the ER. It's a precious treasure. The crown jewel of the hospital.
So, you made a cute and smaller version of your comic? Couldn't Favorite this fast enough even if by clicking the link it automatically adds this to my favs.
@Maaria: The wrong way! The bastards! Though I guess it isn't as bad as how the hang their toilet paper or if Pineapple is a pizza topping or not. Which by the way it totally is!
Hmmm, I'd ship it.
This week, On "When She was Bad Babies" Jasper gets a time out while Sean feels left out because Gail thinks he might have caught Rebecca and Max's cooties.

Now let that be seared in your head! Mahahaha-haaaa!

Also, I imagine Jasper having plastic screwdrivers instead of a knives as a homage to Rugrats.

On a more serious note, I understand why Gail would have excluded certain people, since less people that know, the less likely Jasper would catch on, and why she would tell Anna since there is also a chance things could go bad and would need at least one person that knows whats up. On the other hand, still pretty hurtful not to include either Sean or Tabitha on the plan. Hard to be the boss of your family.
Either Anna was in the loop or just don't care. Either one seems kind of upsetting, I mean you should have a rough idea where your psychopath is. They do not make those baby harnesses big enough and I wish the best of luck and mercy to the fool who'd have to put it on Jasper.
July 1st, 2019
Janice, Janice, Janice... Ok, I shall hence forth call he Janana! It is less of a word and rhymes with Banana. She is a banana.

If the sarcasm were any thicker, I'd need a shovel to get through it.
Guess that makes sense. I mean my teams usually are made up of the new ones and a few select older ones to balance the types out.
June 24th, 2019
This doesn't feel like a spa day kind of fun.
How have the mighty fallen...
This is a sight to behold. Link on all fours acting like a dog. Should remind him that this isn't Twilight Princess.

ah, sorry to hear all that. Take the time you need to process and move.
@Adelle Frost: Humperdinck, like 99% sure.
It's riddle time with George!

Atty ain't the calm and thinking type, I mean yeah he does think, but not like that. Might have to elaborate a bit and avoid friendship speeches.
Huh, you know, if they wanted the best agents, all they have to do is gather the brightest and strongest and then offer them the pill and... Not sure if that makes me paranoid or is there some shady shit doing on...
Huh, must be something the artists that made the thicc Tifa subconsciously did to justify the ridiculous bust. Like "boobies are hear, so.... hips should be hear!"
If it helps, Mine are silly speculation that I do not expect to happen. Hmm, maybe I need to make them sillier... Like Gail becoming a professional cake designer and Amber joining the Justice League... or the Avengers! Hmm, is Amber more of an ideals kind of super hero or a more flawed yet snarky super hero?

Titles are tricky and usually easier to come up with after writing or at least planned out in more details...
June 12th, 2019
I dunno Angela, I mean have you read the official princess manual? Disney would be stripped of it's power and land for all the stuff their princesses get away with.

Though yeah, usually a princess would have one of her maids do that to ensure that she is a valuable political pawn before being married off.
True friends are willing to tell you that you are an asshole.
It's like the whole "red pill, blue pill" question from the matrix. Only the blue pill is a bullet.