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camolotthecreator
i am both artist and writer, incorporating the best of both worlds. i am also unbeatable in the 'laziness' category and any webcomic i put up on this site is bound to fail at some point.
  • Real Name
    camolot
  • Age
    22
  • Gender
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Nothing is wrong with your flawless, brilliant plan, sir!
That I will be off to the side filming everything is completely coincidental.
YOU DREW ASSES.
WHY DID I EXPECT ANYTHING DIFFERENT.
Foolish fool!
Doesn't he know that gluing tiny wings to his back doesn't make him capable of sustained independent flight?
And then I was suddenly reminded of the plot of Sucker Punch. However, Bird was quite a bit luckier than that movie's erstwhile protagonist, given that Bird- Oh, crap; I almost spoiled the ending of Sucker Punch!

Go watch it.
It's cool.
Don't worry, Bird; I fall asleep in the bath all the time!

And I bet it's not even related to the fact that I only get like four hours of sleep every night!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO TIRED
He's been sitting up on that bad for the past eight hours, making fart noises with his hands and mouth.
Probably a subconscious call-back to time spent in the womb; it's comforting, warm and all-surrounding, and therefore therapeutic.
Your mouth says no...
BUT YOUR CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM SAYS YES!
This isn't the seventeenth century, man; what is wrong with you!?
@AsianIdiot16:
My people!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
And now for something completely different.
OH GOD IT STINGS AAAAAAAA WATER UP MY NOSE

AAUUUGGGHHH IT GOT ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD
SEE, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU JUST HAD USE OF MY INCREDIBLE THRIFT!
And by that I mean Thrift Stores.
Represent.
Full meals? Oh, that's EASY! Just cook the finest of steaks to the best of your abilities, and then some. The tantalizing aroma has good effects two-fold: it makes everyone you want to be hungry absolutely ravenous, and it drives away those annoying vegans and vegetarians that sit outside your apartment and harp on and on about the moral benefits of depriving yourself of delicious and nutritious food in exchange for a lifestyle of physical weakness and mental stress!

That got long-winded...
Bird, I don't think it's that Yueh doesn't want you to sleep in the same bed as him. I think that Yueh's half asleep and thinks you want the sexy times.
Well, at least his hallucinations are adorable...
And, Birdy? I think it's a little too late for the sentiment, but it's the thought that counts, I guess...
hmm yes
HUH, I GUESS ROUGHLY MANHANDLING HIM AND THREATENING HIS ABILITY FOR HIGHER COGNITIVE THOUGHT ISN'T MAKING HIM IMPROVE.
TIME TO ISOLATE HIM!

Jeez, what is this? A mental hospital in the nineteen-forties?
Oh, good!
I am liking this guy more and more. He does what I would do!
Y'know, except for eating steaks in front of vegans and vegetarians. I doubt he'd go there.
hmmm...
@Antaresia: Debatable. It's clear that it was the result of a previously untreated mental ailment, and Bird seems to be a Broken Bird (ha) primarily composed of fear held together by gum and blue-tack. This is probably the best mental state he's been in in years; the doctors and isolation are probably slowly driving him even further down into the depths, and the lobotomy is just going to make it much, much worse.
Oh, man... That surgery...
This is one of my greatest and most terrible personal nightmares. It is partially the reason I hate needles, and why I possess a blinding fear of being anesthetized.
I don't care if it isn't rational, I'm still scared to death of it.