The Magnificent Z
Taking the "man" out of "Zman" since 2013.
  • Age
    25
  • Gender
    Female
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Ironically the robot is the one pressing Sam's buttons.
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~ Me during most of my break.
@Bringer_of_light: I don't know that shit. What, do you think I actually read this comic?
Wait, how does he know about Marleroth?
@Bringer_of_light

...

Oh. Sorry, what? I wasn't listening.
I don't recall you ever telling me this. Ever.
Wooo, done.

Also quick announcement: If you haven't noticed lately (and why would you?) my updates have been slow as fuck these past few months. Well I'mma be honest: Breaking News is losing its luster for me. This has happened in the past with other comics, so I'm going to nip this in the bud early and take an actual, official break from the comic to work on something new which may or may not be something I've been promising that stars a certain purple asshole that likes to kneecap crimelords.
@Shakes: Six of one, half dozen of the other.
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He's not gonna walk that off.
@felicityfox:

Learn to use the edit button plz.
Why does a wooden ship have a stone dungeon
You're probably wondering where the foot went.

Well, Malice also happens to be a licensed magician, who can make limbs disappear on command.
Oops. Shelia made a bad.
Also elliptical text boxes are bullshit and I'm not going to use them anymore.
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